[quote]peartmath wrote:
My father (who lost his arm in a trucking accident) and I were in a bar in Florida. I was about 13. Anyway, a guy started slapping his wife around. My dad, not a shy person, told him to stop. The guy saw my dad had one arm and said, “What can you do?” My dad stood up, headed for the guy and said, “I’ll show you what I can do!”
Those old D-Day vets! Once you’ve seen Hell, nothing scares you.
EOS: The bartender came around my dad and clobbered the guy with a billie.[/quote]
I’m standing up…clapping…