Conquered half the world for their spices and used none of them.
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This was genuinely funny 
But also backbacon, sausages, scrambled eggs, fried mushrooms etc.
A proper english fry-up just hits the spot sometimes - especially if you are a bit hungover.
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I raise you Waffle House
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Obviously someone who has never tried a crisp sandwich.
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Now you’re talking my language.
Chip butty anyone?
These boys don’t know nothin about Waffle House. They’d probably not be able to appreciate it anyways
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Even though I’m 'Murican AND there was a Waffle House in Albuquerque for decades, I’ve never been to one. Maybe this should go in the confession thread, too 
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Nope, had never even heard of Wafle House before this thread, but had a look at the website and would definitely give a try if one was around these parts.
(But still think I would prefer the english fry-up though.)
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Your citizenship is hanging by a thread; you better rectify this ASAP!
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Hmmm… Since the Waffle House isn’t a viable option for me, what measures would you suggest?
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A case of Milwaukee’s best, 2 packs of cheap cigarettes, and then make yourself some eggs
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@wanna_be probably nailed this one. I was going to say start getting your visa applications in.
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Whoof that’s a tall order. How about a pack of Swisher Sweets, a six-pack of a local brewery’s Oktoberfest (La Cumbre in Santa Fe) and then some eggs? Probably on top of refried beans and smothered in green chile, given the local fare. I’m relieved my citizenship remains intact, thanks to your advice and @TrainForPain’s timely warning 
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That’s more of an ihop experience. Only way to make that scenario work is if you maybe rough up your wife a little while doing it.
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These couple of posts highlight an amusing culture difference between the American southwest and southeast
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Raise hell praise dale baby
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