T-Nation used to have a contest called Beat My Caption. They would post a pic and see who could come up with the funniest caption for it. The winner would get free stuff like a bottle of Surge.
So let’s play. The winner gets 20 internet points.
Photographer to model:
“C’mon lady work with me, I want innocent and vulnerable and all you’re giving me is ‘my penis is bigger than yours.’”
“Mr. Cutler, we know you’re in hard times and we’re sorry we had to pull your MuscleMilk endorsement, but you’re not really what we’re looking for in an Oxygen cover model…”
Is that a woman? And I am not talking about the body, thats a face that sank a 1000 ships.
Against the advice of her girlfriends, Tammy lifted weights with her boyfriend for a week and NOW look at her. She looks like a bodybuilder!
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“Can you see my clit in this skirt?”
In recent news…
The former wrestler Rowdy Roddy Pipe moved to Thailand to start a new career…
“The sexy Mrs. Shugart striking a pose”
“I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.”
“Prepare your anus!”
Captain to officer:
“Johnson, you idiot! When I assigned you to go undercover at the high school, I was thinking more along the lines of gym coach, not cheerleader!”
Remember that chick that you hooked up with when you were trashed who you thought looked like Paris Hilton…
Mickey Rourke gets in touch with his feminine side.
Next, on the Tyra Show, “How creatine ruined my life.”
This stuff only helps if you know what you’re doing…
“Does this outfit make my dick look big?”
Introducing the new transsexual shake weight. Look at these amazing results…
“Sexy has just been brought back”
Husclefleck ad: BRITTANY SPEARS GAINED 700% MORE MUSCLE AFTER JUST 1 DOSE OF NOXPLODSERS!
Remember kids, if you do drugs, you could wake up next to something like this.