It puts the lotion on the skin!
“If you really must know, you’d better warm up your hands first.”
Mom?
DAD??
“This is the worst birthday party ever. You guys thought I’d LIKE to see this monstrosity leap out of my cake?! I’d rather have a Burmese python that spits razor blades leap out at me.”
[quote]imhungry wrote:
DAD??[/quote]
Print?
I got this body on WEIGHT WATCHERS!
“In other news, Rocker Iggy Pop (pictured above) has jumped on the fitness bandwagon. In a recent interview the legendary artist admits to putting creatine in his socks for better absorption. When asked why the sudden transformation his response was simply ‘It makes me feel pretty’.”.
(best read in the imaginary voice of John Cleese)
“That’ll be $200 bucks, $100 to watch me touch my clit and another $100 for me to suck it”
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
It puts the lotion on the skin![/quote]
“Just get in the back of the van there…oh great…that’s good…I really appreciate this…say what are you about a size 14?”
“This photo better not get on the internet!!!”
“And I call this one, Blue Steel with a double Bicep”
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
DAD??[/quote]
Print?[/quote]
[quote]kothreat wrote:
In recent news…
The former wrestler Rowdy Roddy Pipe moved to Thailand to start a new career…[/quote]
sadly Rowdy came to my mind first as well
RapeAxe: Not just for women.
“fap fap fap?”
Helga’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Her secret? Squats and milk.
Steroids: Even David Bowie can benefit from them.
Androgeny is In this year.
The OTHER Anaconda Protocol.