Be My Friend...

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
OP has already told me he doesn’t like me, but I’m open to all other requests.

The pros:

  1. You get access to my currently private profile, which includes some half nekkid pics of the lankiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen.

The cons:

  1. You’ve got to look at pictures of the lankiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen.[/quote]

i dont like you cause you along with others ruined my rep a couple years back… your the reason why Im making this thread… things can have been different… I could have had friends!!!.. its sort of like when a kid pee’s in school or something, He never fully recovers.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
i think i can out lanky you…lankymofo[/quote]

I just added a couple more photos for your viewing pleasure.

Yay cock shots![/quote]

oh shit, lanky as a young’n. looking thick now breeeew.

i would put up my 160lb 6’5’’ pics @ age 20, but, i would feel bad if i made anyone puke up some precious calories. maybe when i hit 250 i will do a sexy b4 and after.

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I believe I meet the above requirements. I regularly make myself laugh so hard I snort, and I consider my self pretty badass.

My hobbies include training, video games, porn, crazy shenanigans, roundhouse kicking dudes in the face, slapping girls foreheads with my dick, drinking the blood of my enemies* during long walks on the beach with strippers, and origami.

I’ve started the enlistment process for the army, so after I’m done with basic, I’ll be even more badass, and will just continue to increase in badassery. I’ll probably be funnier as well, since I’ll be able to be tounge in cheek about my military status, which is always good for a cheap laugh.

Example: Lame thread pops up in SAMA, guy complaining about his wife not giving it up or something. I pop in, and I’m like, “GET IN THERE AND FOAM ROLL HER POOPER WITH YOUR DICK SOLDIER! HOOAH!”

I’ve also included a picture of a hot chick, to prove I’m not gay and because I’m awesome like that. You should also know that I’ve contributed a shitload of porn links in SAMA.

I would also like to point out that my avatar is epic.

Finally, if you don’t add me, I’ll just pay Print to punch you in your crap lousy face.

*I am not a fag vampire, I just drink my enemies blood for funzies.

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[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
i think i can out lanky you…lankymofo[/quote]

I just added a couple more photos for your viewing pleasure.

Yay cock shots![/quote]

oh shit, lanky as a young’n. looking thick now breeeew.

i would put up my 160lb 6’5’’ pics @ age 20, but, i would feel bad if i made anyone puke up some precious calories. maybe when i hit 250 i will do a sexy b4 and after.
[/quote]

disregard what said about not liking you…you really are a great guy. Im interested in seeing your progress.

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
OP has already told me he doesn’t like me, but I’m open to all other requests.

The pros:

  1. You get access to my currently private profile, which includes some half nekkid pics of the lankiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen.

The cons:

  1. You’ve got to look at pictures of the lankiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen.[/quote]

i dont like you cause you along with others ruined my rep a couple years back… your the reason why Im making this thread… things can have been different… I could have had friends!!!.. its sort of like when a kid pee’s in school or something, He never fully recovers.
[/quote]

Sorry, man, I don’t even remember that. It’s the internet, you can reinvent yourself!

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[quote]JaX Un wrote:
oh shit, lanky as a young’n. looking thick now breeeew.

i would put up my 160lb 6’5’’ pics @ age 20, but, i would feel bad if i made anyone puke up some precious calories. maybe when i hit 250 i will do a sexy b4 and after.
[/quote]
I’d honestly like to see that, lol.

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

disregard what said about not liking you…you really are a great guy. Im interested in seeing your progress.[/quote]
Such a quick turnaround, like I said, I’m open to all suggestions, haha.

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[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
I believe I meet the above requirements. I regularly make myself laugh so hard I snort, and I consider my self pretty badass.

My hobbies include training, video games, porn, crazy shenanigans, roundhouse kicking dudes in the face, slapping girls foreheads with my dick, drinking the blood of my enemies* during long walks on the beach with strippers, and origami.

I’ve started the enlistment process for the army, so after I’m done with basic, I’ll be even more badass, and will just continue to increase in badassery. I’ll probably be funnier as well, since I’ll be able to be tounge in cheek about my military status, which is always good for a cheap laugh.

Example: Lame thread pops up in SAMA, guy complaining about his wife not giving it up or something. I pop in, and I’m like, “GET IN THERE AND FOAM ROLL HER POOPER WITH YOUR DICK SOLDIER! HOOAH!”

I’ve also included a picture of a hot chick, to prove I’m not gay and because I’m awesome like that. You should also know that I’ve contributed a shitload of porn links in SAMA.

I would also like to point out that my avatar is epic.

Finally, if you don’t add me, I’ll just pay Print to punch you in your crap lousy face.

*I am not a fag vampire, I just drink my enemies blood for funzies. [/quote]

when something is too good to be true,it probably is. However, even if you are real, you over qualify big time and I can’t afford to be paying you with Biotest supplements to keep you as my friend. I kindly decline.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
oh shit, lanky as a young’n. looking thick now breeeew.

i would put up my 160lb 6’5’’ pics @ age 20, but, i would feel bad if i made anyone puke up some precious calories. maybe when i hit 250 i will do a sexy b4 and after.
[/quote]
I’d honestly like to see that, lol.

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

disregard what said about not liking you…you really are a great guy. Im interested in seeing your progress.[/quote]
Such a quick turnaround, like I said, I’m open to all suggestions, haha.[/quote]
I can see that being a daddy has soften you up a bit.haha

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I just checked your post history - are you talking about that “I banged a MILF” thread?

I remember that was your downfall - but I don’t remember posting in it?

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you will become my friend!

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I just checked your post history - are you talking about that “I banged a MILF” thread?

I remember that was your downfall - but I don’t remember posting in it?[/quote]

yea I learned not to showoff on the internets.

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How is there not a parody thread already? I’m looking for a few more people to hate me. I lift more than you, would get the smokin’ hot chick in a bar and you would end up with the ‘friend’ (ugly, chubby one of the group they bring along to make themselves look 10x better), am not interesting in conversation unless it’s about me, and have terrible protein shake gas. Takers?

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
Wol is gonna be bombarded with friend adds now.[/quote]

I’m not a hot T-vixen and I’m not epic like Prof.X. I get one friend request every 2 years. I don’t expect that to change.[/quote]

HEY, I’m not on your friends list Wol. I’m gonna send you cats pics until you beg for mercy.

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Wol will send you girls getting fisted in the vagina turning their poopers inside out, watch out…oh I remember a tranny in there was well. I believe that day I sent it to about 6 different people to find out from one member it was called a “pink sock”, learn something new everyday.

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[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Wol will send you girls getting fisted in the vagina turning their poopers inside out, watch out…oh I remember a tranny in there was well. I believe that day I sent it to about 6 different people to find out from one member it was called a “pink sock”, learn something new everyday.
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WOW! thank god I’m not on your friend list…

Rejection has never made me so happy.

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[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Wol will send you girls getting fisted in the vagina turning their poopers inside out, watch out…oh I remember a tranny in there was well. I believe that day I sent it to about 6 different people to find out from one member it was called a “pink sock”, learn something new everyday.
[/quote]

Friend request sent to wolbarret. Sounds awesome.

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
I believe I meet the above requirements. I regularly make myself laugh so hard I snort, and I consider my self pretty badass.

My hobbies include training, video games, porn, crazy shenanigans, roundhouse kicking dudes in the face, slapping girls foreheads with my dick, drinking the blood of my enemies* during long walks on the beach with strippers, and origami.

I’ve started the enlistment process for the army, so after I’m done with basic, I’ll be even more badass, and will just continue to increase in badassery. I’ll probably be funnier as well, since I’ll be able to be tounge in cheek about my military status, which is always good for a cheap laugh.

Example: Lame thread pops up in SAMA, guy complaining about his wife not giving it up or something. I pop in, and I’m like, “GET IN THERE AND FOAM ROLL HER POOPER WITH YOUR DICK SOLDIER! HOOAH!”

I’ve also included a picture of a hot chick, to prove I’m not gay and because I’m awesome like that. You should also know that I’ve contributed a shitload of porn links in SAMA.

I would also like to point out that my avatar is epic.

Finally, if you don’t add me, I’ll just pay Print to punch you in your crap lousy face.

*I am not a fag vampire, I just drink my enemies blood for funzies. [/quote]

when something is too good to be true,it probably is. However, even if you are real, you over qualify big time and I can’t afford to be paying you with Biotest supplements to keep you as my friend. I kindly decline. [/quote]

I ask not to be paid in Biotest supplements (that’s what I sell my blood plasma for), but merely for you to bring me your mother, so that I may fuck her gently under the soft light of a pale moon.

See! I’d be a great friend!

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
Wol is gonna be bombarded with friend adds now.[/quote]

I’m not a hot T-vixen and I’m not epic like Prof.X. I get one friend request every 2 years. I don’t expect that to change.[/quote]

HEY, I’m not on your friends list Wol. I’m gonna send you cats pics until you beg for mercy.[/quote]

WHAT?!?!?!

Holy crap, Toots!! I’m at a loss for words… YOU of all T-Vixens should’ve been friended by him, YEARS ago… WTF.

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[quote]biglifter wrote:
How is there not a parody thread already? I’m looking for a few more people to hate me. I lift more than you, would get the smokin’ hot chick in a bar and you would end up with the ‘friend’ (ugly, chubby one of the group they bring along to make themselves look 10x better), am not interesting in conversation unless it’s about me, and have terrible protein shake gas. Takers?[/quote]

Bill the cat!

<3

/hijack

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[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]biglifter wrote:
How is there not a parody thread already? I’m looking for a few more people to hate me. I lift more than you, would get the smokin’ hot chick in a bar and you would end up with the ‘friend’ (ugly, chubby one of the group they bring along to make themselves look 10x better), am not interesting in conversation unless it’s about me, and have terrible protein shake gas. Takers?[/quote]

Bill the cat!

<3

/hijack[/quote]

LOVE Bill!!

Bloom County/Opus/Outland were the best!