Be My Friend...

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]nomorewar wrote:
ok I wanna thank everyone who has offered to help… unfortunately, I cannot be greedy and just start picking a whole lot of you. I will make my decision later on today. Remember, the cooler the better… I want the awesomeness to rub off on me. Good day! [/quote]

Fuck this. I refused to be teased and wait for your decision. Save the foreplay for the Lifetime channel, buddy.

You’re off the list.[/quote]

I am both offended and hurt reading this. I am so sorry you feel this way but I have to play the field. would you buy the first house the agent shows you?? why would you want me to do the same with friends?? and this is more important than a house. This is a relationship that will last a lifetime. Good day![/quote]

its the internet, your not suppose to put much thought into this shit.

Thanks Kerley :D, hopefully you’re right.

^I wish those were my hands

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
Thanks Kerley :D, hopefully you’re right.[/quote]
shakira was much better.

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
(jumps off office desk) PARKOUR![/quote]

Don’t forget your vibrams.

No one here is worth befriending anyways…

I wish someone would add a sad little juicy tasty mango like me to their friends list :frowning:

Don’t we all polo.

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
Thanks Kerley :D, hopefully you’re right.[/quote]
shakira was much better.[/quote]

I agree, but it was time for a change.

no

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
Thanks Kerley :D, hopefully you’re right.[/quote]
shakira was much better.[/quote]

Sorry dude you get no friend request from me, after that comment Shakira is fine but, forceful breast exposure is just the bees knees.

More on topic. I got a solid roster of friends on here, most of whom I also kill online (I’ve yet to kill Polo although, his day comes soon…Daynja Zone)

I guess the moral of the story is this:

Unless you’re a hot T-vixen or have an epic Avatar, you won’t have many friends.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
i think my annoyance outweighs my hotness … so i’m a horrible friend[/quote]

Ummm…remember the first requirement for women? You’re not quite meeting that one.[/quote]

I disagree, LL you can be my fri…oh wait…SUCCESS!

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

I disagree, LL you can be my fri…oh wait…SUCCESS![/quote]

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

I disagree, LL you can be my fri…oh wait…SUCCESS![/quote]
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The funny thing about a facepalm…is that it’s located on my COCK

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

The funny thing about a facepalm…is that it’s located on my COCK[/quote]

I will facepalm YOUR FACE

You should consider me for your friends list because mine is populated by beautiful women and political misanthropes of all types.

I’m like Salvador Dali with more muscle and less ghey.

[:-}<*(((-<

OP has already told me he doesn’t like me, but I’m open to all other requests.

The pros:

  1. You get access to my currently private profile, which includes some half nekkid pics of the lankiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen.

The cons:

  1. You’ve got to look at pictures of the lankiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen.

i think i can out lanky you…lankymofo

When I go out in public a line of Girl’s line up to my left for make-out sessions and to my right a line of Dude line up for High Five’s. :stuck_out_tongue:

I kid, I kid hahaha

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
i think i can out lanky you…lankymofo[/quote]

I just added a couple more photos for your viewing pleasure.

Yay cock shots!