Be My Friend...

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Wol will send you girls getting fisted in the vagina turning their poopers inside out, watch out…oh I remember a tranny in there was well. I believe that day I sent it to about 6 different people to find out from one member it was called a “pink sock”, learn something new everyday.
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WOW! thank god I’m not on your friend list…

Rejection has never made me so happy.[/quote]

People asked for me to send it to them, so you would have been good if you didn’t pm to see what all the fuss was about.

EDIT: I was kinda tricked as Wol put the subject line as “Sup”. Now would it have been “Nasty gif.”. No, no I would not have probably clicked it. I pulled the same thing on Print. Hide the subject as just “Hi”, it could be about anything.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]biglifter wrote:
How is there not a parody thread already? I’m looking for a few more people to hate me. I lift more than you, would get the smokin’ hot chick in a bar and you would end up with the ‘friend’ (ugly, chubby one of the group they bring along to make themselves look 10x better), am not interesting in conversation unless it’s about me, and have terrible protein shake gas. Takers?[/quote]

Bill the cat!

<3

/hijack[/quote]

LOVE Bill!!

Bloom County/Opus/Outland were the best!

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I had a bill the cat doll just like this but I don’t think I have it anymore. My real cat destroyed it by chewing on his neck and tearing him apart with her back legs.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
Wol is gonna be bombarded with friend adds now.[/quote]

I’m not a hot T-vixen and I’m not epic like Prof.X. I get one friend request every 2 years. I don’t expect that to change.[/quote]

HEY, I’m not on your friends list Wol. I’m gonna send you cats pics until you beg for mercy.[/quote]

WHAT?!?!?!

Holy crap, Toots!! I’m at a loss for words… YOU of all T-Vixens should’ve been friended by him, YEARS ago… WTF.

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That’s OK, I know when I’m not wanted

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
Wol is gonna be bombarded with friend adds now.[/quote]

I’m not a hot T-vixen and I’m not epic like Prof.X. I get one friend request every 2 years. I don’t expect that to change.[/quote]

HEY, I’m not on your friends list Wol. I’m gonna send you cats pics until you beg for mercy.[/quote]

WHAT?!?!?!

Holy crap, Toots!! I’m at a loss for words… YOU of all T-Vixens should’ve been friended by him, YEARS ago… WTF.

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That’s OK, I know when I’m not wanted [/quote]

that picture is now my desktop background :slight_smile:

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Wol will send you girls getting fisted in the vagina turning their poopers inside out, watch out…oh I remember a tranny in there was well. I believe that day I sent it to about 6 different people to find out from one member it was called a “pink sock”, learn something new everyday.
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Friend request sent to wolbarret. Sounds awesome. [/quote]

your current avatar is awesome!

As soon as I posted that I added a couple cock shots in my profile I got an influx of new friend requests…none of which were female.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
As soon as I posted that I added a couple cock shots in my profile I got an influx of new friend requests…none of which were female.[/quote]

i just wanted to see the pictures of your dick.

wait what?

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
As soon as I posted that I added a couple cock shots in my profile I got an influx of new friend requests…none of which were female.[/quote]

i just wanted to see the pictures of your dick.

wait what?[/quote]

I wasn’t going to name names, kerley, but you were the quickest person trying to catch a glimpse of my bird.

Don’t worry, I’m not too creeped out.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
As soon as I posted that I added a couple cock shots in my profile I got an influx of new friend requests…none of which were female.[/quote]

i just wanted to see the pictures of your dick.

wait what?[/quote]

I wasn’t going to name names, kerley, but you were the quickest person trying to catch a glimpse of my bird.

Don’t worry, I’m not too creeped out.[/quote]

i heard about the prolific lankiness going on in the photos so i had to check it out LOL

I follow Wendler’s guide to be awesome: Eat grilled cheese. Lots of it.

As he has found that ‘your level of awesomeness is directly affected by the uninhibited consumption of grilled cheese’…or something or rather.

Also my deadlift is awe inspiring in my gym but pitifully shameful in the TMUSCLE gym. Full disclosure eh?

So whats the verdict?

I like pie.

Interweb friends are only good for stealing their hot avatars and pics of the female ones.
For example I’d send *Heracles_rocks a request just because his avatar made me stare it for 3-4 mins. When I stopped staring I said to myself “how long was I out?”.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

So far, your only selling point is that you’re Scottish.

If you let me call you Connor McCleoud, I might add you.[/quote]

fair do’s

just beware of my highly trained haggis assasins

Yes! I finally got a female friend request looking for some cock shots!

[quote]Skinystudent wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

So far, your only selling point is that you’re Scottish.

If you let me call you Connor McCleoud, I might add you.[/quote]

fair do’s

just beware of my highly trained haggis assasins[/quote]

This is who you are from now on. I will refer to you as Connor or Highlander.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Yes! I finally got a female friend request looking for some cock shots![/quote]

Which female? Don’t you fucking lie either.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Yes! I finally got a female friend request looking for some cock shots![/quote]

Which female? Don’t you fucking lie either.[/quote]

i know who, but i am not going to tell you

NANANA!

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Yes! I finally got a female friend request looking for some cock shots![/quote]

Which female? Don’t you fucking lie either.[/quote]

i know who, but i am not going to tell you

NANANA![/quote]

OHHHHH…its PMPM.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Yes! I finally got a female friend request looking for some cock shots![/quote]

Which female? Don’t you fucking lie either.[/quote]

i know who, but i am not going to tell you

NANANA![/quote]

OHHHHH…its PMPM.
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dammit!

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Yes! I finally got a female friend request looking for some cock shots![/quote]

Which female? Don’t you fucking lie either.[/quote]

i know who, but i am not going to tell you

NANANA![/quote]

OHHHHH…its PMPM.
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Ooooh I’m going to have to show her my collage!

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Yes! I finally got a female friend request looking for some cock shots![/quote]

Which female? Don’t you fucking lie either.[/quote]

i know who, but i am not going to tell you

NANANA![/quote]

OHHHHH…its PMPM.
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Ooooh I’m going to have to show her my collage![/quote]

No, Debster. No. This thread has suffered enough.