[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
roybot wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
The other Rob wrote:
Guy 1:
Unbreakable metal bones
6 foot long claws
Trained to be the ultimate killing machine
Healing factor that makes him almost completely unkillable
Super senses
-Breakable bones covered in Adamantium. bones are infused with adamantium, rendering them unbreakable.
-Trained to be a killing machine, but heās never been the best fighter or most tactical.Ruthless killer. Prolonged life span means he has far more fighting experience than spoiled little rich kid Bruce Wayne (who refuses to kill out of principle). Wolverine is so badass that he trained as a samurai then got bored and became a lumberjack.
-Healing factor that does nothing to resist knock out gas, suffocation, heart attacks, or sudden mental trauma. Wolverineās healing factor renders him immune to poisons (including knock out gas). Suffocation, heart attacks, or sudden mental trauma are a non-issue because Batman is even more vulnerable to them. Also, it doesnāt help him resist getting knockout with a well placed punch or kick. He can be knocked out.
So can Batman. And far more easily than Wolverine.
-Super senses including heightened sense of smell; effectively an early warning system.
Guy 2: Martial art skills Moot point. Even if Bats was the better fighter, he couldnāt go toe-to-toe with Wolverine because of Loganās mutation.
Planning Limited. Wolverine is unpredictable, with more than enough experience to give Batman a few problems.
Gadgets Only as good as his tacticsā¦
-One of the best, if not the best fighter, warrior, and tactician in the DC universe
-Master Tactician. MASTER!
Batman is the superior combatant and tactician, but Wolverineās life experience definitely factors into this.
-Has an entire company dedicated to creating his gadgets and developing them to take out villains from Joker to Clay Face to Darkseid Cheat! Can I bring the X-Men in on the act?
I know who Iād bet on. Barring some way of stopping wolverine from healing or some kind of mind control Paging Xavier⦠I think Iād bet on him against anyone.
Anti-Wolverine spray would, of course, change things.
Spider-Man vs Wolverine: Wolvie gets owned and webbed up hanging from a street light.
Wolverine slices off Spideyās arms and rams his camera up his ass, then takes a few snaps mails them to J. Jonah Jameson. Jameson grumbles about the photos being too dark and fires Peter Parker; Parker spends the rest of his life being spoon-fed by Aunt May. Justice is served.
Youāre wrong. Plain and simple. You tried pissing me off, but it didnāt work.
Hopefully the picture came up: As soon as this happens, Wolverine is dead in the water. Spidey is too fast, too strong, too smart, and too witty for Logan.
What? Spidey is not stronger than wolverine. No fucking way.
Faster maybe, if he uses his webs.
Spidey is definitely not wittier. Spidey is a fucking kid that fights are guy who likes pumpkins and paints his face green.
Wolverine fucking fought wars and has decades and centuries of experience.
Wolverine is like Patton.
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Look, Wolverine could pick up 800lbs at best. Spider-man picks up vehicles on the regular. He has 15 tons worth of strength. Meaning he will toss Wolverineās monkey ass around.
And heās faster than Wolverine. He has Super Human agility and speed. Why do you think he just dodges all his enemies punches and talks shit? Youāre not gonna hit him. The Spider Sense lets him know its coming and heās super agility makes him a pain in the ass to hit.
Also, Spider-Man is pretty damn smart. Heās not a genius, but Reed Richards respects his intellect and the Peter created his web shooters.
And by wit, I mean by quick comebacks. Spider-man constantly talks shit to his enemies. And this before Deadpool was created.
Ok, Wolverineās been at war. But he fights like a damn idiot. Wolverineās plan of attack āIām gonna go in, get shot a lot, and when Iām close enough, cut himā.
Spider-manās plan: āOk, Iāll web their guns to their hands, drop kick him, and finish the rest of with glazing blows since I donāt want to kill himā