Batman vs Wolverine

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[quote]Spartiates wrote:
I think we could all agree that Batman could plan, and carry out an assassination of Wolverine, especially if Wolverine isn’t expecting it (you know, since Batman is from a different universe). But that’s not a fight.

Wolverine is Wolverine. That’s all he needs. How much crap still counts as “Batman”. If billionaire Batman procures a nuke and nukes him, does that count as a “winning” a fight?

If Batman gets the Gotham police force to help all jump Wolverine with him, does that count?

How much equipment and support does Batman get to take with him where is still counts as Batman beating him?

I don’t think Batman with just his spandex suit and utility belt could take Wolverine, ever.

It’s like Spartiates vs Georges St-Pierre, but I get to bring my some guns, my car, my airplane and millions of dollars worth of other cool gadgets to the fight. Sure, then I could win.

Come on.[/quote]

Christ, man.

Without the gadgets, Batman is one of the best hand to hand fighters in the DC universe. He’s like top 5 in the DC universe. He would probably choke out Wolverine. And yes, Wolverine can be choked out.

Wolverine is not the best hand to hand fighter there is. He’s been taught by the CIA, Canada military, The Hand, and such, but he doesn’t use those tactics all the time. He jumps in, claws first, and just swings for the fences. If you do that against Batman, you will lose.

Deathstroke has beaten Batman in a one on one fight, but he’s like Batman but better. Just not as rich and not as much willpower.

Bane beat batman in a fight, but Bane had to plan it out for months and attack Batman at his weakest.

Wolverine has a chance, but if he fights like an idiot, he’s gonna get put down quick.

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Bujo! Its your turn. You and Enforcer can take over. I’m getting some old crow whiskey and watch from the sidelines.

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[quote]Bujo wrote:
Batman hates obesity and fights against the causes of obesity to save your sorry asses.[/quote]

Awesome two posts.

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[quote]Spartiates wrote:
Bujo wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Bujo wrote:
Check =/= Check Mate

Check =/= Win

TAG! Its your turn to defend the bad assness of batman and repel the retardation that is Wolverine.

I would have better success tearing down the Great Wall of China by banging my head against it repeatedly than curbing this rampant fanboism.

I thought this thread was about who would win in a fight, not who we like better. Don’t conflate them. James Bond is cooler than both of them put together, but he wouldn’t win in a fight.

And I’d much rather be a billionaire playboy by day, super-hero at night than have metal claws.[/quote]

James Bond GTFO!!!

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[quote]Spartiates wrote:
I think we could all agree that Batman could plan, and carry out an assassination of Wolverine, especially if Wolverine isn’t expecting it (you know, since Batman is from a different universe). But that’s not a fight.

Wolverine is Wolverine. That’s all he needs. How much crap still counts as “Batman”. If billionaire Batman procures a nuke and nukes him, does that count as a “winning” a fight?

If Batman gets the Gotham police force to help all jump Wolverine with him, does that count?

How much equipment and support does Batman get to take with him where is still counts as Batman beating him?

I don’t think Batman with just his spandex suit and utility belt could take Wolverine, ever.

It’s like Spartiates vs Georges St-Pierre, but I get to bring my some guns, my car, my airplane and millions of dollars worth of other cool gadgets to the fight. Sure, then I could win.

Come on.[/quote]

Wolverine has survived a nuke.

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[quote]drewh wrote:

Wolverine has survived a nuke.[/quote]

Cite your source. I’d put my house on it being in the last eight years.

We’ve talked about how Wolverine has been vastly overpowered.

Superman can survive a nuke too…we’ve established that he’s beatable.

I’m very close to giving up on this thread. The gadgets are a part of Batman’s character.

I’d argue that Batman is the best hand-to-hand fighter in the DCU…definitely up there with Deathstroke, Hal Jordan etc.

Wolverine is Top 10 in the Marvel Universe, but a long way off from Batman.

My point yesterday was that part of Batman’s character is that he HAS to be the best-

Batman has fought and dominated guys just like Wolverine. Killer Croc anyone?

I’m a big fan of Wolverine but some of this rampant fanboyism is sickening.

“Wolverine iz like so badass he’d get hiz claws and be like yeeeeeeaaaaa boooooiiiiiii”

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WOLVERINE. The mere mention of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men everywhere.

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Deadpool makes Wolverine his bitch.

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The real men of genius.

Thor & Wolverine = Light Weights

Wolverine can’t hold his liquor, but he does make a pretty good pin cushion.

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This is retarded, now I’ll admit the movie version of wolverine is a puss, but the real comicbook wolverine is damn near unstoppable. He did survive a nuke, he’s hands down the best hand to hand fighter in the marvel universe, he stopped the Hulk, and wendigo.

Batman is a bitch, wolverine is stronger, faster, more agile, has better senses, more experience. Batman would not be able to do a sneak attack because of his animal senses, and anything batman tried would fail because of the healing factor.

Wolverine is a feral beast when enraged!!Even without the adamantium, wolverine would still beat the shit of batman with his animal instincts, healing factor and bone claws.

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And spider-man would end up decapitated!!

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The Punisher?

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The Punisher?

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Wolverine owned by Face

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Wolverine owned by Hulk

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[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
drewh wrote:

Wolverine has survived a nuke.

Cite your source. I’d put my house on it being in the last eight years.

We’ve talked about how Wolverine has been vastly overpowered.

Superman can survive a nuke too…we’ve established that he’s beatable.

I’m very close to giving up on this thread. The gadgets are a part of Batman’s character.

I’d argue that Batman is the best hand-to-hand fighter in the DCU…definitely up there with Deathstroke, Hal Jordan etc.

Wolverine is Top 10 in the Marvel Universe, but a long way off from Batman.

My point yesterday was that part of Batman’s character is that he HAS to be the best-

Batman has fought and dominated guys just like Wolverine. Killer Croc anyone?

I’m a big fan of Wolverine but some of this rampant fanboyism is sickening.

“Wolverine iz like so badass he’d get hiz claws and be like yeeeeeeaaaaa boooooiiiiiii”

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It was in civil war I said batman would win I;m just trying to state facts though.

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This seems to have become “The Master” trying to get people to explain how Wolverine could win, when it seems pretty obvious how he would.

Let’s flip it. Wolverine doesn’t have a kryptonite…

How does Batman kill Wolverine? How does being a martial arts expert kill cut Wolverine’s head off, or electrocute him to death?

There’s a list of ways to kill Wolverine somewhere on here. How does Batman accomplish this without an army/a billion $$$ worth of equipment/the entire world on his side i.e. not Batman killing him.

Can Wolverine be punched or kicked to death by a competent, but not super-human, opponent? If the answer is no (and I’m pretty sure it is) how does Batman kill him?

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Batman doesn’t kill. That eliminates the problem of “killing the unkillable.”

If he has to put him down, temporarily, he can. Batman personally beat a group of Superman-level aliens who could also read minds, edit minds, and become intangible. This was without access to the Cave, after he had been taken prisoner.

He, semi-recently, went toe-to-toe with the single best combatant in DC history (that’s Word of God), who has “mastered” every martial art . . . ever . . . from any planet . . . and has the meta-ability to sense the “weak point” (whether it be structural in objects, down to the presence of a tracking beacon threaded into his own clothes) in anything . . . and took him to a draw.

The same character fought Superman so well as to win acceptance into a multi-planet group of powered beings, punched the God of Evil in the face, and did both without breaking anything.

Is Wolverine a danger? Yes. So’s the guy pulling his first robbery with a broken pen knife.

Both have the same odds, tactically speaking. He simply doesn’t bring anything to the table the Batman has not prepared, trained, and armed himself for.

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[quote]Vash wrote:
Batman doesn’t kill. That eliminates the problem of “killing the unkillable.”

If he has to put him down, temporarily, he can. Batman personally beat a group of Superman-level aliens who could also read minds, edit minds, and become intangible. This was without access to the Cave, after he had been taken prisoner.

He, semi-recently, went toe-to-toe with the single best combatant in DC history (that’s Word of God), who has “mastered” every martial art . . . ever . . . from any planet . . . and has the meta-ability to sense the “weak point” (whether it be structural in objects, down to the presence of a tracking beacon threaded into his own clothes) in anything . . . and took him to a draw.

The same character fought Superman so well as to win acceptance into a multi-planet group of powered beings, punched the God of Evil in the face, and did both without breaking anything.

Is Wolverine a danger? Yes. So’s the guy pulling his first robbery with a broken pen knife.

Both have the same odds, tactically speaking. He simply doesn’t bring anything to the table the Batman has not prepared, trained, and armed himself for.
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That is the perfect answer. Wish I could have put it like that.