Batman Begins...YIKES!

This is what Batman Begins could have been…

Before Christopher Nolan took over, director Darren Aronofsky was attached to make a Batman movie based on the graphic novel “Batman: Year One” and have the author Frank Miller write the screenplay. By 2003 there was a first draft screenplay with story boards, which are properties of AOL Time Warner. Warner’s decision for not producing the film is unknown, but based on the details that have since leaked out, it would probably have to do with the screenplay, which strayed a considerable amount from the source material, making Alfred an African-American mechanic named “Big Al,” the Batmobile being a souped-up Lincoln Towncar, and Bruce Wayne being homeless, among other things. This is all detailed in David Hughes’ book “Tales from Development Hell.”

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I would have pulled a Sin City if I were the producer and have done Batman: Year One made into a film frame by frame.

Miller makes writes his comics like storyboard artists map out films.

And Year One was a great book.

They should have done the Dark Knight Returns story.

It gets scarier:

“Before Christian Bale was cast as Batman, many other actors were considered for the role including Ashton Kutcher, David Boreanaz and newcomer Hugh Dancy.”

Can’t say anything for that Hugh Dancy guy, as I don’t know him, but the first two would’ve been a major disaster…Kutcher as Batman??

Speaking of Batman, I heard they’ve cast Heath Ledger as Joker for the second Batman movie in 2008.

Heath Ledger??? Fuck that noise!

It should be Mark Hamill. True fans will know why.

[quote]Dango wrote:
Heath Ledger??? Fuck that noise!

It should be Mark Hamill. True fans will know why.[/quote]

I’d go for Crispin Glover first, he’s an absolute maniac and would fit the bill very nicely.

Is it just me or does any one else have a problem seeing Gary Oldman as anything but a villain?

[quote]Dango wrote:
Heath Ledger??? Fuck that noise!

It should be Mark Hamill. True fans will know why.[/quote]

Ok, it has gotten scarier. And I agree, Mark Hamill would be great. Again, not only because of the obvious, but also because I think he’d do a wicked Joker.

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Dango wrote:
Heath Ledger??? Fuck that noise!

It should be Mark Hamill. True fans will know why.

I’d go for Crispin Glover first, he’s an absolute maniac and would fit the bill very nicely.[/quote]

Nobody pulls off a sick twist like Glover, but the honor should go to Hamill. I know exactly why.

And KUTCHER as Batman? Good God! “Dude, where’s the Batmobile?” That had to be a joke.

[quote]Dango wrote:
Heath Ledger??? Fuck that noise!

It should be Mark Hamill. True fans will know why.[/quote]

JL, anybody? Got the voice; not quite sure he has the look, though…

[quote]Dango wrote:
Heath Ledger??? Fuck that noise!

It should be Mark Hamill. True fans will know why.[/quote]

Mark Hamil was the voice of the Joker in the various animated series. And he was good.

Is the reason why you all think Mark Hamill should play the Joker any deeper than him doing the voice on the cartoon? Cause It’d be asinine to say someone’s not a true fan cause they didn’t watch a children’s cartoon.

[quote]Zen warrior wrote:
Can’t say anything for that Hugh Dancy guy, as I don’t know him[/quote]

http://images.google.com/images?q=Hugh%20Dancy

double-plus-ungood

well allow me to be asinine

you’re not a true fan unless you watched the animated series :slight_smile:

(kidding)

[quote]JonP wrote:
Is the reason why you all think Mark Hamill should play the Joker any deeper than him doing the voice on the cartoon? Cause It’d be asinine to say someone’s not a true fan cause they didn’t watch a children’s cartoon.[/quote]

Are you seriously worried that someone might think that you’re not a true fan of Batman? Aren’t arguments like this supposed to be conducted at comic conventions?

[quote]cap’nsalty wrote:
JonP wrote:
Is the reason why you all think Mark Hamill should play the Joker any deeper than him doing the voice on the cartoon? Cause It’d be asinine to say someone’s not a true fan cause they didn’t watch a children’s cartoon.

Are you seriously worried that someone might think that you’re not a true fan of Batman? Aren’t arguments like this supposed to be conducted at comic conventions?[/quote]

Also, since when are cartoons just for kids? Batman isn’t exactly on the same level as Spongebob Squarepants.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
JonP wrote:
Is the reason why you all think Mark Hamill should play the Joker any deeper than him doing the voice on the cartoon? Cause It’d be asinine to say someone’s not a true fan cause they didn’t watch a children’s cartoon.

Are you seriously worried that someone might think that you’re not a true fan of Batman? Aren’t arguments like this supposed to be conducted at comic conventions?

Also, since when are cartoons just for kids? Batman isn’t exactly on the same level as Spongebob Squarepants. [/quote]

Voted for understatement of the year…

[quote]Professor X wrote:
cap’nsalty wrote:
JonP wrote:
Is the reason why you all think Mark Hamill should play the Joker any deeper than him doing the voice on the cartoon? Cause It’d be asinine to say someone’s not a true fan cause they didn’t watch a children’s cartoon.

Are you seriously worried that someone might think that you’re not a true fan of Batman? Aren’t arguments like this supposed to be conducted at comic conventions?

Also, since when are cartoons just for kids? Batman isn’t exactly on the same level as Spongebob Squarepants. [/quote]

Shit, Rocko’s Modern Life was cancelled because it was too adult like. They had a restaurant called Chokey Chicken, which was later changed to Chucky Chicken. Rocko, Heffer and Philbert were once playing a game where a monkey was sitting in the middle of the table on a stand and they all had paddles…They were playing spank the monkey. There was also a scene where Heffer got a suck job from a milk machine. The farmer thought he was a cow, he’s a steer, and hooked up the milk milk sucking machine to him.

Just watch this to see what I’m talking about.