[quote]BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
Okay, okay. Nobody guessed it, and I knew you guys wouldn’t.
It was me.
Is it now cool to claim to have done things that you know you did not do?
Yes, it is.
Sweet! In that case, the other day I was driving home and I decided to rip a stop sign out of the ground…[/quote]
That’s nothing – I sh*t in my skillet…
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
Okay, okay. Nobody guessed it, and I knew you guys wouldn’t.
It was me.
Is it now cool to claim to have done things that you know you did not do?
Yes, it is.
Sweet! In that case, the other day I was driving home and I decided to rip a stop sign out of the ground…
That’s nothing – I sh*t in my skillet…[/quote]
I shot the sheriff.
Has Bastard been Oogied?
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
Brett Tucek wrote:
Helga?
Brett Tucek? Been registered for a day and already knows who Helga is. Further, you only have 9 posts but you feel confident about throwing your guess in the ring.
Brett Tucek used to be magnetnerd.
He looks alot more like shrek than you’d imagine, huh?
…and no, it wasnt me. Obviously.
I was going to guess dollarbill.[/quote]
Not me. Bastard had my hands tied up for a week while he tried various ways to violate me. Due to my grossly overdeveloped taint muscles, I was able to virtually seal off my anus, denying all entry attempts.
DB
[quote]rsg wrote:
BostonBarrister wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
Okay, okay. Nobody guessed it, and I knew you guys wouldn’t.
It was me.
Is it now cool to claim to have done things that you know you did not do?
Yes, it is.
Sweet! In that case, the other day I was driving home and I decided to rip a stop sign out of the ground…
That’s nothing – I sh*t in my skillet…
I shot the sheriff.[/quote]
I pooped in the refrigerator and ate an entire wheel of cheese.
Unless I missed something, and you are infact not leaving:
Would it not be better to stay on here and use the site to improve your outlook on things? Instead of drowing in your pain, why not make an effort to see the good things in posts here and comment on them? Once you get going at it you may find that you have changed your outlook on everything you do. You have to start somewhere and why not here where you already know people?
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
Brett Tucek wrote:
Helga?
Brett Tucek? Been registered for a day and already knows who Helga is. Further, you only have 9 posts but you feel confident about throwing your guess in the ring.
Brett Tucek used to be magnetnerd.
He looks alot more like shrek than you’d imagine, huh?
…and no, it wasnt me. Obviously.
I was going to guess dollarbill.
Not me. Bastard had my hands tied up for a week while he tried various ways to violate me. Due to my grossly overdeveloped taint muscles, I was able to virtually seal off my anus, denying all entry attempts.
DB[/quote]
Thanks DB! I just spit water all over my keyboard in my office after reading your post. Everyone just gave me a look like I took a shit in the middle of the floor. That was fucking hilarious.
[quote]rsg wrote:
BostonBarrister wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
Okay, okay. Nobody guessed it, and I knew you guys wouldn’t.
It was me.
Is it now cool to claim to have done things that you know you did not do?
Yes, it is.
Sweet! In that case, the other day I was driving home and I decided to rip a stop sign out of the ground…
That’s nothing – I sh*t in my skillet…
I shot the sheriff.[/quote]
I shot the deputy
Bastard is gone for good but the spirit of the sarcasshole lives on.
I nominate dollarbill44 and apayne to take over the reigns and to generally piss people off. It will take at least two people to take his place.
RIP BFG
[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
and ate an entire wheel of cheese.[/quote]
I’m not even mad. I’m actually impressed.
[quote]Mike Sullivan wrote:
Bastard is gone for good but the spirit of the sarcasshole lives on.
I nominate dollarbill44 and apayne to take over the reigns and to generally piss people off. It will take at least two people to take his place.
RIP BFG[/quote]
Well, it’s going to take more than 2 people if I’m included, because I could never be half the douchebag that Bastard is. I suspect he isn’t gone for good. It’s more likely that it’s just a sabbatical and he will come back as a new and improved douchebag.
And if he doesn’t leave, maybe we should just kick him the hell out of here and end the drama.
I think he would react like Richard Gere in “An Officer and a Gentlemen”, sobbing and with spit flying:
Bastard: “Don’t you do it! Don’t you do it! I got nowhere else to go. I got nothing else.”
DB
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
Unless I missed something, and you are infact not leaving:
Would it not be better to stay on here and use the site to improve your outlook on things? Instead of drowing in your pain, why not make an effort to see the good things in posts here and comment on them? Once you get going at it you may find that you have changed your outlook on everything you do. You have to start somewhere and why not here where you already know people?[/quote]
I have this feeling that you may have missed something. Try reading a little more than the 1st post on the thread.
[quote]Mike Sullivan wrote:
Bastard is gone for good but the spirit of the sarcasshole lives on.[/quote]
kind of like the spirit of bastard past, present, and future … all bundled up and rammed sideways up your bunghole
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
… and he will come back as a new and improved douchebag.[/quote]
as if this feat is even remotely achievable.
most likely he will change direction but return in a blaze of f*cking glory … this time bigger … this time broader … this time beefier … and this time harder … this time even dreamier … as the ultimate Bildo.
[quote]Alpha F wrote:
BASTARD G wrote:
Brett Tucek wrote:
Helga?
Brett Tucek? Been registered for a day and already knows who Helga is. Further, you only have 9 posts but you feel confident about throwing your guess in the ring.
You tell me who you really are and I will tell you who I really am. Deal?
This only further proves my theory that men are really complicated and they confuse me.
This thread is emotional insanity!
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