Clone a T.Rex a la Jurassic Park. Punch it in the fucking face. If you kick it’s ass, you are now the biggest badass the planet has ever seen…If it eats you, you’re still the biggest badass the planet has ever seen.
Go to a zoo, and jump into the gorilla pit, making sure to put your dukes up (wearing boxing gloves gets extra lols). challenge the largest silverback to single combat by scratching your balls then beating your chest.
have a friend record it for youtube footage.
OR…
Sneak onto an airplane, right before takeoff, sneak out and tie a rope from the tail of plane (or landing gear) to a loop around your waist (not a noose, we don’t want to be cut in half)
Put on roller blades or get on a bike (your choice), you can imagine what happens next.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Blaze_108 wrote:
Now that is a great idea. If I ever do it then it’ll be a modified version of this.
I’d tie attach the wire to a beam in the ceiling with some sort of device to pull up the wire and effectively hide it when the weight was no longer on the end.
[/quote]
Maybe a seesaw style with a weight on the other end? when you fall loose, the other end(which won’t extend very far down) drops, pulling the noose from view. instant success.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
These are some weak deaths.
Bad ass death:
Dying of exhaustion after satisfying each and every T-Vixen 10 times over. The last thing you see is a plethora of satisfied and exhausted T-Vixens. You’d be like a sex martyr. You died for a great cause.
Fuck dying on your feet. You just makes it harder for the coroner and embalmer. [/quote]
death by snu snu??
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
THE WORST WAY TO DIE!!!
If you’re gonna be a bitch about it, don’t watch. You’ve been warned.
http://www.flurl.com/video/5501441_comments.htm[/quote]
I feel sick.
Yeah, well my friend Jimmy Nelson killed himself by stabbing himself 14 times and shooting himself in the head twice, and in the torso 3 times. It was only 2 days before he was going to testify about police corruption in Wabash County too, I guess the pressure must of got to him.
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
THE WORST WAY TO DIE!!!
If you’re gonna be a bitch about it, don’t watch. You’ve been warned.
http://www.flurl.com/video/5501441_comments.htm
[/quote]
What the fuck is wrong with you??? Why would you look for this?? I’m not joking. Seek counciling.
[quote]masonator wrote:
What the fuck is wrong with you??? Why would you look for this?? I’m not joking. Seek counciling.[/quote]
x2
That’s fucking sick, can the mods remove all traces of that link?
Only faggots and pussies commit suicide.
Real men live and take it with a smile on their face.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
masonator wrote:
What the fuck is wrong with you??? Why would you look for this?? I’m not joking. Seek counciling.
x2
That’s fucking sick, can the mods remove all traces of that link?[/quote]
He did say man up.
This is reality, people like reality tv so there you go.
[quote]blazindave wrote:
Only faggots and pussies commit suicide.
Real men live and take it with a smile on their face.[/quote]
Not true. Some problems are truly insoluble.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
masonator wrote:
What the fuck is wrong with you??? Why would you look for this?? I’m not joking. Seek counciling.
x2
That’s fucking sick, can the mods remove all traces of that link?[/quote]
I have to know but I do not want to hit the link.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
masonator wrote:
Jump out of a plane with no parachute.
A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo… what the hell’s got into you, Frank?
Ed: Yeah, but going into Ludwig’s office without a warrant, you’re taking a big chance.
Frank: I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.
Frank: It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans![/quote]
I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She’d hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don’t recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
[/quote]
Best. Post.
[quote]masonator wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
THE WORST WAY TO DIE!!!
If you’re gonna be a bitch about it, don’t watch. You’ve been warned.
http://www.flurl.com/video/5501441_comments.htm
What the fuck is wrong with you??? Why would you look for this?? I’m not joking. Seek counciling.[/quote]
A friend sent me the link, I watched and nearly threw up. were on the topic, It is the worst way to die. To everybody else that got
offended, Fuck You. You were warned so don’t complain.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
masonator wrote:
Jump out of a plane with no parachute.
A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo… what the hell’s got into you, Frank?
Ed: Yeah, but going into Ludwig’s office without a warrant, you’re taking a big chance.
Frank: I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.
Frank: It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She’d hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don’t recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was. [/quote]
Frank: Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
masonator wrote:
Jump out of a plane with no parachute.
A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo… what the hell’s got into you, Frank?
Ed: Yeah, but going into Ludwig’s office without a warrant, you’re taking a big chance.
Frank: I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.
Frank: It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She’d hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don’t recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was.
Frank: Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights. [/quote]
Jane: I wanted you to know, now, I’ve loved you since the first day I met you, and I’ll never stop. I’m a very lucky woman.
Frank: So am I…
[quote]nomorewar wrote:
masonator wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
THE WORST WAY TO DIE!!!
If you’re gonna be a bitch about it, don’t watch. You’ve been warned.
http://www.flurl.com/video/5501441_comments.htm
What the fuck is wrong with you??? Why would you look for this?? I’m not joking. Seek counciling.
A friend sent me the link, I watched and nearly threw up. were on the topic, It is the worst way to die. To everybody else that got
offended, Fuck You. You were warned so don’t complain.
[/quote]
I’m not offended, just shocked that some people would WANT to see this. Not saying you in particuliar because someone sent it to you, but whoever loaded it onto that site…
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
masonator wrote:
Jump out of a plane with no parachute.
A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo… what the hell’s got into you, Frank?
Ed: Yeah, but going into Ludwig’s office without a warrant, you’re taking a big chance.
Frank: I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.
Frank: It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She’d hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don’t recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was.
Frank: Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.
Jane: I wanted you to know, now, I’ve loved you since the first day I met you, and I’ll never stop. I’m a very lucky woman.
Frank: So am I… [/quote]
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don’t want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that’s my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!