I don’t mean any disrespect to the friends and family of the deceased, but that’s a pretty badass way to kill yourself.
I hope all you kids starting “T-Man” threads take note.
How emotionally attached to a home can you be in only eight years?
It’s better to do this:
tie a noose of piano wire,higher than your standing height. stand on a chair, put noose around neck, superglue hands to your head. jump off chair.
It will look like you pulled your head off. how cool would that be?
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
It’s better to do this:
tie a noose of piano wire,higher than your standing height. stand on a chair, put noose around neck, superglue hands to your head. jump off chair.
It will look like you pulled your head off. how cool would that be?[/quote]
Aw man, that sounds fucking awesome.
There is no ``badass’’ way to commit suicide
Last coversation:
“Mr. Phyall? Hi… Yes, we’ve decided to doze the place… Yes, I know you’re angry, but try not to lose your head…”
I don’t know about badass, but heroin overdose is definitely the coolest way to kill yourself.
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
It’s better to do this:
tie a noose of piano wire,higher than your standing height. stand on a chair, put noose around neck, superglue hands to your head. jump off chair.
It will look like you pulled your head off. how cool would that be?[/quote]
As long as the chair and piano wire noose are like a couple hundred feet in height/length
How the hell do you cut your own head off with a chainsaw? That’s commitment!
[quote]Christine wrote:
How emotionally attached to a home can you be in only eight years?[/quote]
Maybe his cat was buried in the back yard.
Personally I’d go with slicing my phemoral artery in the bathtub. I suppose it isn’t as ‘cool’ but I’ve never been one to follow the crowd.
what’s the point
how to kill yourself like a man:
a 999 call?
Pretty worthless reason to kill yourself over. It would only be worth it if his ghost turns the new development into another Rose Red.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Christine wrote:
How emotionally attached to a home can you be in only eight years?
Maybe his cat was buried in the back yard.
Personally I’d go with slicing my phemoral artery in the bathtub. I suppose it isn’t as ‘cool’ but I’ve never been one to follow the crowd.[/quote]
Hmmm…
Maybe there are bodies are buried in the backyard… you never know what they’ll find once they start digging.
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
It’s better to do this:
tie a noose of piano wire,higher than your standing height. stand on a chair, put noose around neck, superglue hands to your head. jump off chair.
It will look like you pulled your head off. how cool would that be?[/quote]
Easier? Yes. Better? No. Like Vader said, it takes commitment to cut your own head off with a chainsaw.
Jump out of a plane with no parachute.
Die standing, without being supported by anything other than your legs and remain standing as a corpse. That shows strength.
These are some weak deaths.
Bad ass death:
Dying of exhaustion after satisfying each and every T-Vixen 10 times over. The last thing you see is a plethora of satisfied and exhausted T-Vixens. You’d be like a sex martyr. You died for a great cause.
Fuck dying on your feet. You just makes it harder for the coroner and embalmer.