My review of the movie.
First lets start with the propaganda this movie has in it.
How much preaching can one movie have in it? I understand Hollywood feels it needs to ram everything down our throats but this was a bit much. We get the line from our hero the government wants the resources it will convince the populous to go in and get it. Obviously a jab at the Iraq war by using an outdated and debunked myth.
Then we get the environmental message, well that was pretty much throughout the entire movie and by the end of it I felt the need to dump a garbage bag in the middle of a lake just to balance out the propaganda.
Also it took a jab at guns in the beginning saying his brother was killed by some guy with a gun, trying to go after the second amendment again I see Hollywood.
Those where the 3 propaganda messages in this movie, if anyone tries to say they where not in there they are retarded.
SPOILER
Now lets get to the story.
The story starts off with this disabled marine filling in for his dead brother in the Avatar project, they get to the spaceship orbiting Pandora and the head scientist immediately reveals she is a cunt that is in desperate need of some loving. She has to be the biggest bitch known to man kind. After treating him like shit the Colonel comes in and asks him to help him out. If he helps him he will get his legs back YAY!
Next we see the guy in his Avatar, the first thing this guy does is break out of the check up room his avatar is in and starts running around. after about 3-4 minutes of running he runs into the scientist cunt but this time she is in her avatar body. they talk a bit then they put their avatars to bed.
The next day they go directly into Pandora, they run into these giant beetle/Rino things and I must admit they looked pretty cool, now after about a minute or so of this this giant panther like thing and it chases our hero. Our hero jumps off a cliff/waterfall and is saved. Now we switch to nighttime and our hero is being chased by these little 6 legged dogs. After a little fight he is saved by this blue alien chick. after this blue alien chick saves him she immediately goes off on him for her having to kill the 6 legged dogs.(Yay another cunt) After a while these strange jellyfish like things come around him and she decides he must go back with her to the camp.
At the camp they question him and at the end of it all they decide he should take there trials and become a member of the clan. The blue alien cunt is charged with training him.
After a few months he gets to have his very own flying monster, instead of capturing him he has to take his weird tentacle thing on his hair and has to attach it to the monsters hair. Basically he has to rape the monster to tame it.(from now on when I describe this process I will use the word rape).
After he gets his flying monster he flys around with the blue chick for a while, they get attacked by this sweet looking Red dragon kind of thing, a little bit later we find out that her grandfather or great grandfather used to fly on one of those and when he did he united all the tribes.(can anyone see where this is going?)
So sometime in between all of this they find out our hero is helping the colonel and they decide to move to these flying mountains.
Now that our guy is accepted by the tribe he gets to choose his mate, and picks the blue alien cunt and they end up having some kinky alien sex.
Well the morning comes around and after some failed attempt to make the movie suspenseful our hero wakes up in his avatar body to find these giant bulldozers about to run over him. He quickly jumps up on top of it and breaks the camera’s so they can’t see anything. This pisses the company off very badly and they go to the sky mountains and punch him in the face. They threaten to close down the avatar program, when the scientist try and protest they bring up a video blog of our hero saying there is nothing these people want from us.
Now we get to some action. The hero some how convinces the guy in charge of the project to give him one more shot, he fails and the Colonel comes in with his awesome airship and blows up the giant tree the aliens where living in.(They are after some metal called unobtianiom get it unobtainable unobtainium good one Hollywood).
They are imprisoned by the colonel and escape thanks to the help of some pilot as they are escaping the human cunt gets shot, they go to the aliens and this uber tree is supposed to send her brain into the avatars so she can live with them forever. It fails and she dies. I was happy.
After all of this the people run to there sacred tree which is right below the flying mountains. Now our hero was knocked out when the tree that they where all living in fell, he wakes up and his flying monster is comes a bit later and they take off flying(can you guess what he is about to do?) After he spots the giant red dragon he jumps on its back and the screen goes blank.
We are taken back to the aliens and they are talking when all of a sudden bam our hero comes in on a dragon. They all start worshiping him and the alien cunt takes him back. He tells them he has a plan and to unite all the people. He then attaches his rape device to the uber tree and tells them that humans are evil and killed their planet.
Now we get to the awesome battle, it is about 40 minute so aliens and people getting killed in an awesome areal and land battle. Right as the aliens are about to loose Pandora unleashes all its animals on the humans and beats them.
The colonel and the hero have a lack luster battle at the end and our hero’s machine is destroyed allowing him to be in his avatar. they transfer his brain from his human body to the avatars and all is well. The humans are expelled and they live happily ever after.
The story gets a 2/5 IMO, but know one watches this movie for the story.
Graphics
6/5, This movie is a must see based on the graphics alone. I had to focus myself to pay attention to the story because of how good the graphics where.
so I went out and chatted with them with about 20 minutes to go in the Avatar. That’s how thrilling this movie was. Anyway, my sons were watching Avatar so we couldn’t leave; let 'em watch the end. I did go back for what must have been the last 5 minutes.