Predators Review!


My Opinion: Fucking Great! (Don’t watch or listen to any reviews, just watch the movie)

I like all the characters, even the female character is cool. I like the pacing of the movie, the violence, the graphics, the setting, the dialogue, and the lack of estrogen. Best movie I’ve seen this year so far. I plan to see it 2 or 3 more times.

Watch it! Take your friends! Take your wife! Take your kids! Take your mistress! Hell, you can even take your roommate.

Best Friday I’ve had in a long time.

I completely agree! I especially liked how they “paid tribute to Arnold” (not gonna spoil anything, you have to see it!). It was smart, and stuck to its roots established in the original predator. F’in AWESOME!

I’m gonna pretend there is no such thing as Predator 2, AVP and AVP2. This in my head should have been the only sequel.

Wow…that sounds like a pretty exciting Friday Wol. Did you get a blowJ during the movie? It couldnt have been THAT good could it? Well maybe I’ll just have to go see it…or maybe I’ll just say ‘fuck you’ to the economy and rip a copy off the internet.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Wow…that sounds like a pretty exciting Friday Wol. Did you get a blowJ during the movie? It couldnt have been THAT good could it? Well maybe I’ll just have to go see it…or maybe I’ll just say ‘fuck you’ to the economy and rip a copy off the internet.[/quote]

I don’t give a fuck about Canada’s economy, but you had better pay full price and watch this movie in the theaters. I’ll be damned if those Twilight movies reign over the Predator franchise. You support it, mother fucker! Stop boxing random people and watch the movie!

Any white girls in it?

actually if you could continue to box random people whilst watching the movie that would be even better.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
actually if you could continue to box random people whilst watching the movie that would be even better.[/quote]

Mind blown

SPOILER-

I thought it sucked.

See, the thing is you’re not supposed to treat a movie like Predators as a serious piece of film. The character development, cinematography, and plot are largely irrelevant. You don’t actively watch it like you would Children of Men. You watch it like you would Shoot 'Em Up.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
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I thought it sucked.[/quote]

Flash, are you gay or something? For fuck’s sake, man.

Fuck the haters, its a great movie.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
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I thought it sucked.[/quote]

Flash, are you gay or something? For fuck’s sake, man.
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Sorry to burst your bubble Wolly, but I’m straight as an arrow mane. I just don’t see how you [or anyone] can think it was good. It was slow, boring, the characters were cheesy and the action sucked. I was expecting an hour and 45 minutes of badass Predator shit. Instead I got an hour and 45 minutes of shitty movie. If I were to Rank the Predator movies, they would go:

Predator
AVP 2
Predator 2
Predators
AVP

AVP 2 and Predator 2 could be interchangeable. I was just expecting so much more.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
SPOILER-

I thought it sucked.[/quote]

Flash, are you gay or something? For fuck’s sake, man.
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Sorry to burst your bubble Wolly, but I’m straight as an arrow mane. I just don’t see how you [or anyone] can think it was good. It was slow, boring, the characters were cheesy and the action sucked. I was expecting an hour and 45 minutes of badass Predator shit. Instead I got an hour and 45 minutes of shitty movie. If I were to Rank the Predator movies, they would go:

Predator
AVP 2
Predator 2
Predators
AVP

AVP 2 and Predator 2 could be interchangeable. I was just expecting so much more.[/quote]

Christ, man. Just stick to basketball threads.

^^hahahahahahaahahah!!! I LOLed at that one Wol.

Ok Im not reading too much about the movie cause I dont want to know what happens till I see it tomorrow but I saw a TWO things that I REALLY LIKED…

  1. That the chick in the previews that says that she is “black ops” isnt in the military. I’m glad that made her a CIA spy/sniper whatever. Would have ruined it if she was supposed to be in the military.

  2. That the director said he chose the characters he did because “you cant compete with Arnold” so he just tried to take it another direction because he knew no one could contend with arnolds predator roll. I really liked that. Smart guy

.greg.

I have not seen it, I will do so in the next few days. I’ve heard from reviews, and from some friends as well, that the script is terrible, and it starts off good but somewhere turn the middle it just seems to die off. I’ll see for myself.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I have not seen it, I will do so in the next few days. I’ve heard from reviews, and from some friends as well, that the script is terrible, and it starts off good but somewhere turn the middle it just seems to die off. I’ll see for myself.[/quote]

Your friends are smart people.

How much gore is there, I’m kinda mildly sensitive to too much blood =(.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I have not seen it, I will do so in the next few days. I’ve heard from reviews, and from some friends as well, that the script is terrible, and it starts off good but somewhere turn the middle it just seems to die off. I’ll see for myself.[/quote]

Fuck your friends. They probably thought Eclipse deserved an Oscar.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I have not seen it, I will do so in the next few days. I’ve heard from reviews, and from some friends as well, that the script is terrible, and it starts off good but somewhere turn the middle it just seems to die off. I’ll see for myself.[/quote]

Fuck your friends. They probably thought Eclipse deserved an Oscar.[/quote]

If you ever want to capture a WolBarret in the wild, all you need is a plate of waffles and a dvd of a shitty sci-fi move under a box with one end propped up by a stick attached to a string. He’ll go for the bait everytime.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
How much gore is there, I’m kinda mildly sensitive to too much blood =(.[/quote]

Watch the movie!