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I lost my virginity when i was 12.

I am afraid of heights, to the point i get a little shaky if i am near a cliff or high up in a building such as the space needle in seattle.

I have an insatiable hunger for many things.

For 100 grand, as long as there would be no record of the event, the guy was either really really feminine or a hot she male, then yes i could make it happen for a weekend.

Chad Waterbury would probably say, “Hate to break your ego balloon, but you’re fat, here is what i can do to help you.”

ImHungry and GrnEyes are probably just starting they’re all night marathon session.

Sure i would let my significant other paint my toenails, she would probably love to do it and no really would need to know.

I’m having eggs with cheese and salsa on top for dinner.

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Do you have full coverage or liability for car insurance?

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No. One requested it once. I told her it would probably cause me to lose a ball and/or grow boobs.

Ever had same-sex “relations?” (Not relationships necessarily, just “relations.”)

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Take a nap. I’m beat.

Would you let your significant other paint your toenails?[/quote]

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How I deal with hand calluses? I just wear 'em with pride.

Sometimes I’ll bring recyclables home.

Prefer to shower - I can’t fit well in standard bathtubs anyway. (Because of my height, not my width.)

Ticklish? Only on my obliques and feet.

Food spiciness? Hot.

Crunchy Cheetos if any at all.

Seen a naked octogenarian? Not yet. Figure I’ve got few decades before I must.

No, you are not a buzzkill, PMPM. You’re a buzz-inducer. :wink:

Lost virginity? I’ll admit I was college-aged but otherwise I’m pleading the 5th. (Must maintain some credibility around here!) I was socially inept back in high school, okay?

Let my S.O. paint my toenails? No, but I did let my daughter do that.

Sex with someone older? Not so far, though I wouldn’t object.

Non-lifting hobby would be track and field. Non-fitness hobby would be scuba diving.

Tied-up? To a chair once by a GF and I was NOT left there.

Biggest age difference in a partner? Only about 4-5 years so far.

For dinner I had chicken burritos, beans, and a large salad.

I’m not hungry now, at least not for food.

Weekend with another guy for $100K? Nope - just couldn’t bring myself to go through with it. But for $100K, a weekend with a 'roided up FEMALE pro bobybuilder might be workable. At least she’d still have two X chromosomes, plus I could talk training with her while trying to put off the sex for as long as possible.

Comprehensive car insurance - from the lizard.

Which would you choose to be your gym training partner - The Rock or Kid Rock?

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[quote]BobParr wrote:
How I deal with hand calluses? I just wear 'em with pride.

Sometimes I’ll bring recyclables home.

Prefer to shower - I can’t fit well in standard bathtubs anyway. (Because of my height, not my width.)

Ticklish? Only on my obliques and feet.

Food spiciness? Hot.

Crunchy Cheetos if any at all.

Seen a naked octogenarian? Not yet. Figure I’ve got few decades before I must.

No, you are not a buzzkill, PMPM. You’re a buzz-inducer. :wink:

Lost virginity? I’ll admit I was college-aged but otherwise I’m pleading the 5th. (Must maintain some credibility around here!) I was socially inept back in high school, okay?

Let my S.O. paint my toenails? No, but I did let my daughter do that.

Sex with someone older? Not so far, though I wouldn’t object.

Non-lifting hobby would be track and field. Non-fitness hobby would be scuba diving.

Tied-up? To a chair once by a GF and I was NOT left there.

Biggest age difference in a partner? Only about 4-5 years so far.

For dinner I had chicken burritos, beans, and a large salad.

I’m not hungry now, at least not for food.

Weekend with another guy for $100K? Nope - just couldn’t bring myself to go through with it. But for $100K, a weekend with a 'roided up FEMALE pro bobybuilder might be workable. At least she’d still have two X chromosomes, plus I could talk training with her while trying to put off the sex for as long as possible.

Comprehensive car insurance - from the lizard.

Which would you choose to be your gym training partner - The Rock or Kid Rock?

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Oh tough one. The Rock has experience so I may learn something, but he would be awfully distracting. Kid Rock would not be distracting at all, and just might make my #'s look respectable. Think I gotta go with The Rock on this one.

Are you left handed or right handed?

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How I deal with hand calluses? love 'em, but the gf is on me about filing them.

I will bring recyclables home. I hate throwing that shit in the trash.

Shower all the way. I haven’t had a bath in 20 years.

Ticklish? yes, although I can turn it off.

Food spiciness? Hot as hell. I’m a big time chili cook, and most of the stuff I make for myself I need to tone down for company.

no cheetos or any other snack in a bag.

Seen a naked octogenarian? I worked at a YMCA for 2 years; it was bound to happen.

Lost virginity? 18, to the girl I eventually married and then lost.

Let my S.O. paint my toenails? Yes, when I went to a masquerade ball as a plague demon.

Non-lifting hobby: triathlon. Non-fitness hobby: chess

Tied-up? Not yet.

Biggest age difference in a partner? at age 30, minus 11 years, plus 6 years.

For dinner: tuna salad with cranberry, walnuts, brazil-nuts

Not hungry, drunk on barleywine style ale.

Weekend with another guy for $100K? Impossible.

Which would you choose to be your gym training partner - The Rock or Kid Rock? The Rock. ou know Kid Rock would show up like twice and then puss out forever.

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what was the last song to play in your itunes?

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[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Basic “this or that” questions:

peanut butter or chocolate?

Beatles or Stones?

New York or LA?

Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?

Champagne or single malt?[/quote]

Chocolate
Neither
Miami
Craig (love his feral quality)
Champaign

Sorry. Can’t stay on script to save my soul.

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How I deal with hand calluses? hot/cold water after lifting, lubriderm

No on the recycling stuff.

Shower, but if there is a big tub with jets I’ll go for that.

Ticklish? depends on my mood.

Food spiciness? mild/medium.

no cheetos, but munchos are good.

Seen a naked octogenarian? yes.

Lost virginity? 14th birthday to my 16 y/o boyfriend.

Let my S.O. paint my toenails? Uh, ok.

Non-lifting hobby: people watching

Tied-up? yep.

Biggest age difference in a partner? 10 years older a long time ago.

For dinner: pizza, it’s Friday FFS!

Not hungry, but might go for a snack soon.

Weekend with another guy for $100K? yeah sure I could use 100g.

Which would you choose to be your gym training partner - The Rock or Kid Rock? Kid Rock and his midget posse. I’d put them in gear and make them squat.

Astro-glide or KY?

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[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
no, because his wife was a flake! :smiley:

ok, my kids…my kids inspire me to do better and just be a better person; daily.

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Okay, how do you get a hanky to dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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  1. Would you ever get fat so that you could subsequently lose the weight to win a weight loss contest?

  2. Generic, but always a good question: If you could sell your bu-hymen for enough money to never have to work again (paid out at your current salary), would you?

Me:

  1. Yes - and I have done it (currently in the process).
  2. No - I like working more than butt sex (bu-hymen = butt hymen a.k.a. butt virginity (no actual hymen covering it)) I just posted this question so I could say bu-hymen. But I guess It’s a valid question.

Ask away if you dare answer my ball busters.

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[quote]SirenSong61 wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
no, because his wife was a flake! :smiley:

ok, my kids…my kids inspire me to do better and just be a better person; daily.

[/quote]

Okay, how do you get a hanky to dance?

Put a little boogie in it![/quote]

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You seem like a nice lady. There’s no reason to treat you as badly as the others.

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[quote]Goll mac Morna wrote:
what was the last song to play in your itunes?[/quote]

This.

I. Can’t. Stop.

You??

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This one is also addicting

Going to the gym this morning?

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How I deal with hand calluses? fingernail clippers
Try to recycle whenever I can.
Shower or bath: Either
Ticklish? Yes
Food spiciness? Hot
no Cheetos, but I love Jax
Seen a naked octogenarian? Yes
Lost virginity? 20
Let my S.O. paint my toenails? No
Non-lifting hobby: Reading
Tied-up? No
Biggest age difference in a partner? 5 years older 7 years younger
For dinner: Not sure yet
Weekend with another guy for $100K? As long as he isn’t hideous and fat.
Gym training partner - The Rock
Gym this morning: In about an hour
Last song on iPhone: Radiohead - Thinking About You

Favorite chain restaurant? Longhorns

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]SirenSong61 wrote:

[/quote]
Okay, how do you get a hanky to dance?

Put a little boogie in it![/quote]

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You seem like a nice lady. There’s no reason to treat you as badly as the others.[/quote]

That’s probably the understatement of the year, Wol! Treat SirenSong badly and I’ll have to come after you - and I’d bring along The Rock after we get out of the gym. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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KY or Astroglide? Never tried AG, so I’d have to say KY.

Left- or right-handed? Right

Last song on iTunes? Not sure, it’s been a while. Last few items were episodes of The Fitcast.

Would I deliberately gain lots of fat just to win a weightloss contest? No, it might permanently screw up my metabolism.

“Bu-hymen” question? Absolutely not… I’d rather just keep working a job I like!

Gym this morning? No, but I’m figuring on some Saturday Night Squats sometime late this evening. (I’ll probably have the whole place to myself.)

Favorite restaurant chain? Rarely go, but I suppose TGI Friday’s or Outback.

My question:
Have you ever been at the gym and found yourself dragging so badly that you abandoned your intended workout and just farted around doing “easy” stuff or even just cardio instead?

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I found this song yesterday with the volume all the way up in my car.

Astroglide

Bulletprooftiger, to fulfill your second question, i would just give it up on a doctor’s visit to get a colonoscopy.

First question, no, i hate and despise dieting much like hitler hated jews.

I am going to the gym in about tminus 2hours.

Favorite restauarant would be fuddruckers or five guys, sorry that’s a tie.

Yes, i have gone to the gym and had absolutely no ambition and felt terrible. I hopped on the treadmill and got some blood flowing and etc and i felt much better.

How much water do you drink in a day?

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I drink about 120oz/day(about a gallon?)
plus coffee, tea, etc…I’m hydrated!

When do you do your grocery shopping?

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[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I drink about 120oz/day(about a gallon?)
plus coffee, tea, etc…I’m hydrated!

When do you do your grocery shopping?[/quote]

Early in the morning or late at night.

Put your children in timeout or beat them!

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I drink about 120oz/day(about a gallon?)
plus coffee, tea, etc…I’m hydrated!

When do you do your grocery shopping?[/quote]

Early in the morning or late at night.

Put your children in timeout or beat them![/quote]

Both

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