Ask Me Anything?

$20 for 30 minutes? That’s all? I’d better rethink that next Biotest order! Hell, I could justify it as NEPA.

iPhone, Blackberry, or other? Was other, but cellular-less at this moment.

Spider-killing method? Catch 'em and release them outside. (Hey, they eat other insects, okay?)

Use Chapstick? Not nearly as often as I should - especially this time of year.

Self-denial about feeling attracted? Nope, my own Tyler Durden is fully integrated with my primary personality.

Lube or dry? Lifting chalk!

My type? Average to petite-height brunette or redhead, a little stocky, some muscle, very intelligent, smoky-sounding voice, any color eyes as long as they’re soulful.

Pairs of headphones? 2

Question: If you were FORCED to take on a new hobby or sport in addition to your gym-related stuff, but otherwise had free rein about what to pursue, what would you pick?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Cheetos - crunchy or puffs?[/quote]

Crunchy

Have you ever been tied up during sex? I mean really tied up with no way of escaping if they left you there?

Type: Shortish, a little bit fat, usually with a goatee.

I wear one set of headphones till it breaks.

Kill spiders with a tissue.

Very ticklish.

When is the last time you made a snow fort?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Cheetos - crunchy or puffs?[/quote]

Crunchy

Have you ever been tied up during sex? I mean really tied up with no way of escaping if they left you there?
[/quote]

No one is strong enough to hold me down (physically).

What’s the worst name of someone you actually know/knew? For example, I was friends with Anita Dick in college.

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Am I a buzzkill?[/quote]

Umm…YES! That belongs in the “Am I a Thread Killer”.

Had sex with someone much older than you? How much?[/quote]

I believe my biggest gap was around 28 when I was 20 or 21.

Why do I keep forgetting to post questions?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What’s the worst name of someone you actually know/knew? For example, I was friends with Anita Dick in college.[/quote]

Cash Register - No shit
Peter Pickleheimer - Did not actually know him.
Sally Sauls - A man.

Would you like to change your gender for a day?

I like attention, so i must be an attention whore.

Yes i do take things home to recycle, but only because i am a pack rat.

Cauliflower Ear, chicks did the tough guys most of the time.

I have a regular verizon cellphone and an ipod.

I like to tease the spiders by using a clear cup and matches, then squishing them.

Well that question isn’t fair pmpm, sometimes i don’t have any lube so i gotta go dry.

Wow you guys are tough with the questions. My type is that i really don’t have a type, i like alot of different women, both curvy and feminine and muscular and strong.

When my lips are dried up yes i use chapstick regularly but not unless they’re dried up.

I prefer a shower either way.

I own 3 pairs of headphones.

I plan on just resting and taking it easy.

Best singer from the 90’s i would have to say is Shania Twain.

Yes i am very ticklish

I like spicy things, so let’s try the shit fire ones.

Cheetos crunchy

I used to belong to a medical fitness center so yes i have seen octogenarians completely naked.

No pmpm you are not a buzzkill, i think you are quite interesting and funny.

No i haven’t had sex with someone older than me, it wasn’t until recently that i was receptive to the idea of being with a cougar.

If i had to pick a hobby, i would like to go to all the delicious restaurants and cafes and etc on the man vs food show.

Sherlock holmes no i haven’t been tied up, it would be really akward if i had to wait until someone found me to untie me.

Wow it has been a long time since i built a snow fort, probably 15+ years. I usually did the sneak attack and run away thing.

I used to work for bofa, and some of the foreign customers we had, had some really interesting names, sorry i can’t remember them at the moment. In trying to pronounce some of the names, ended up saying some inappropriate words.

I don’t know why you forget, maybe you’ve got alzeimers or something.

So which celebrity famous for be famous do you like the most? Examples for those who don’t know what i mean, paris and nicky hilton, the hills girls, kim kardashian and etc.

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
So which celebrity famous for be famous do you like the most? Examples for those who don’t know what i mean, paris and nicky hilton, the hills girls, kim kardashian and etc. [/quote]

I’m secretly obsessed with Heidi Montag, like a home town girl gone…completely batshit crazy.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

How old were you when you lost your virginity?[/quote]

16

Does your significant get to see you with your GF?

[quote]BobParr wrote:

Question: If you were FORCED to take on a new hobby or sport in addition to your gym-related stuff, but otherwise had free rein about what to pursue, what would you pick?
[/quote]

I would like to try track and field events minus the track. I think it woul be awsome to throw a discus and javelin and polevault.

Are you afraid of heights? How much?

[quote]bilj wrote:
Had sex with someone much older than you? How much?[/quote]

I’m 21, she’s 43.

Are you hungry?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Are you hungry?[/quote]

I could eat the ass out of a skunk right now.

For the guys: Could you be gay for a weekend relationship for $100 grand? And yes it includes sex, holding hands, just like any other couple. Friday after work through Monday morning.

I heard Heidi has triple D’s now.

What would Chad Waterbury say?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I heard Heidi has triple D’s now.

What would Chad Waterbury say?[/quote]

Om Nom Nom Nom.

What are ImHungry and GrnEyes doing right now?

Om Nom Nom Nom.

Whats fer deener?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

Whats fer deener? [/quote]

1st was steamed shrimp
2nd was sliced turkey wrapped in provalone
now I am headed to your place to steal a kiss and grab your ass(with permission of course).

Whatcha going to do with me now?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

Whats fer deener? [/quote]

1st was steamed shrimp
2nd was sliced turkey wrapped in provalone
now I am headed to your place to steal a kiss and grab your ass(with permission of course).

Whatcha going to do with me now?[/quote]

Take a nap. I’m beat.

Would you let your significant other paint your toenails?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
$20 would buy you under 30 minutes of my time.
[/quote]

The wife is out of the house and I got $10. I could throw another burger on the grill and fix you a vodka tonic. I am having one right now without the vodka.

Interested?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Would you let your significant other paint your toenails?[/quote]

Yes. What color shoud I get?