Ask Me Anything?

[quote]print wrote:

Shots, straight liquor or a Schnapps/Jaegar type.[/quote]

None of the above, vodka+tonic+lime

House brand or name brand liquor ?

I am going home. If any of my quadruple posts show up, I apologize.

Oh, magic 8 ball (people of T-Nation) Can ModLaurie or LowFatMat fix this?

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
Ever shit out in public with no TP?
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If by “out in public” means not in a building, then, YES. I Sacrificed my socks.

When was the last time you really punched someone in the face?[/quote]

A yr or so ago. It was a stupid thing to do. Liquid courage will get you every time.

Shots, straight liquor or a Schnapps/Jaegar type.[/quote]

Shots but unless I have money for good straight liquor.

Always Sunny or Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Facebook.

How much is the site lagging for you right now?

[quote]BobParr wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:
2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.
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Almond Joy. I’m all about nuts.

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

yes.

Mounds, nuts get in the way…

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

Yes, I’ve L’dOL.

Do you think this is tacky?[/quote]

Yes. I like Christmas lights, but they need to be tasteful. The worst ones are those huge blow-up santas and snowmen that lose their air and flop over like something limp.

Your kitchen, on the other hand, is so non-tacky it looks like it’s straight out of a showroom. And that meal you made looks delicious!

My question to those on here: have you ever been in a fight? (Meaning a fistfight or brawl, not just a heated argument.)
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Yes.many.

Cool Whip or Reddi Whip?

Murder

[quote]print wrote:

Dude, what is it with you and not posting a question? See how easy that was? Oh shit I got two in.

Speaking of two, Who are your two favorite guitarists?[/quote]

I have a hard time asking questions because I’m afraid I’ll look dumb.

Favorite guitarists- Mascherano took mine with Page and Townsend, so I’ll go with Frank Zappa and Joe Negri.

How many Taco Bell tacos can you eat?

I had 6 on saturday, and a couple of guys at work thought that was extraordinary.

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Would you get plastic surgery? If so, what would you have done?[/quote]

I’ll save a facelift for later. Same question back to you. What would you have done?[/quote]

Right now, I would get a few scars revised, and laser hair removal (if that counts). In the future, I anticipate massive breast implants. Like, I will need a wheelbarrow for them. I wear a lot of sun screen so hopefully I won’t age too quickly or horribly in the face.

Hurt - Johnny Cash or NIN?

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

Dude, what is it with you and not posting a question? See how easy that was? Oh shit I got two in.

Speaking of two, Who are your two favorite guitarists?[/quote]

I have a hard time asking questions because I’m afraid I’ll look dumb.

Favorite guitarists- Mascherano took mine with Page and Townsend, so I’ll go with Frank Zappa and Joe Negri.

How many Taco Bell tacos can you eat?

I had 6 on saturday, and a couple of guys at work thought that was extraordinary.

[/quote]

I haven’t eaten a taco (from Taco Bell) in years. I have no idea how many I could, or would want to, eat.

What is your biggest regret?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Would you get plastic surgery? If so, what would you have done?[/quote]

I’ll save a facelift for later. Same question back to you. What would you have done?[/quote]

Right now, I would get a few scars revised, and laser hair removal (if that counts). In the future, I anticipate massive breast implants. Like, I will need a wheelbarrow for them. I wear a lot of sun screen so hopefully I won’t age too quickly or horribly in the face.

Hurt - Johnny Cash or NIN?[/quote]

Johnny Cash.

Chicken or the Egg?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

Dude, what is it with you and not posting a question? See how easy that was? Oh shit I got two in.

Speaking of two, Who are your two favorite guitarists?[/quote]

I have a hard time asking questions because I’m afraid I’ll look dumb.

Favorite guitarists- Mascherano took mine with Page and Townsend, so I’ll go with Frank Zappa and Joe Negri.

How many Taco Bell tacos can you eat?

I had 6 on saturday, and a couple of guys at work thought that was extraordinary.

[/quote]

I haven’t eaten a taco (from Taco Bell) in years. I have no idea how many I could, or would want to, eat.

What is your biggest regret?[/quote]

Regret: The year 2007

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Would you get plastic surgery? If so, what would you have done?[/quote]

I’ll save a facelift for later. Same question back to you. What would you have done?[/quote]

Right now, I would get a few scars revised, and laser hair removal (if that counts). In the future, I anticipate massive breast implants. Like, I will need a wheelbarrow for them. I wear a lot of sun screen so hopefully I won’t age too quickly or horribly in the face.

Hurt - Johnny Cash or NIN?[/quote]

Johnny Cash.

Chicken or the Egg?[/quote]

Egg.

What is your favorite road sign?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Would you get plastic surgery? If so, what would you have done?[/quote]

I’ll save a facelift for later. Same question back to you. What would you have done?[/quote]

Right now, I would get a few scars revised, and laser hair removal (if that counts). In the future, I anticipate massive breast implants. Like, I will need a wheelbarrow for them. I wear a lot of sun screen so hopefully I won’t age too quickly or horribly in the face.

Hurt - Johnny Cash or NIN?[/quote]

The one where blind people are mentioned.

Who is your least favorite musician?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

Hurt - Johnny Cash or NIN?[/quote]

Laser hair removal is well worth the money.

NIN

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The one where blind people are mentioned.

Who is your least favorite musician?[/quote]

That’s a petty question.

What time did you go to bed last night?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The one where blind people are mentioned.

Who is your least favorite musician?[/quote]

That’s a petty question.

What time did you go to bed last night?[/quote]

Very sneaky, sis.

10pm. But then I woke up at 12 or 1am. Then went back to sleep near 2am.

Who was your hero as a kid?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The one where blind people are mentioned.

Who is your least favorite musician?[/quote]

That’s a petty question.

What time did you go to bed last night?[/quote]

Very sneaky, sis.

10pm. But then I woke up at 12 or 1am. Then went back to sleep near 2am.

Who was your hero as a kid?[/quote]

Greg LeMond.

How old were you when you first started lifting?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What is your favorite road sign?[/quote]

Deer crossing.

What world record do you think you could actually set?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The one where blind people are mentioned.

Who is your least favorite musician?[/quote]

That’s a petty question.

What time did you go to bed last night?[/quote]

Very sneaky, sis.

10pm. But then I woke up at 12 or 1am. Then went back to sleep near 2am.

Who was your hero as a kid?[/quote]

Greg LeMond.

How old were you when you first started lifting?[/quote]

15 or 16.

Your favorite TV show as a child?(I got you! LOL)

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What is your favorite road sign?[/quote]

Deer crossing.

What world record do you think you could actually set?[/quote]

None of them.

Where did you get your avatar?