Ask Me Anything?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am so hard core.

Paper or plastic?[/quote]

Plastic, they make great poor man’s lunchboxes please I feel green when I recycle them.

What’s your favorite flavor?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

It can. The secret is to remove all timekeeping devices. I promise this works. Try it and you’ll wonder where everyone is going. Home, you idiot it’s after 5.

Can you do a handstand ro walk on your hands?
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I can do handstand pushups, but only if I keep a foot against the wall. I’m clumsy.

Favorite sin?[/quote]

It was a toss up, Adultery or Murder.

Ever shit out in public with no TP?

Not since I stopped wearing diapers, so about three years ago.

Favorite protein source?

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But you wore them like no other. They were berry secksay.

Being kissed on the neck and ears or French kissing?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What’s the hardest drug you’ve ever done?[/quote]

Pot

What’s your favorite part of your body?

[quote]magzie wrote:

Do you think that Mike Meyers has another superhit movie in him?[/quote]

Yes.

Will you change your avatar soon? it creepsa me out.

[quote]print wrote:
Ever shit out in public with no TP?
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If by “out in public” means not in a building, then, YES. I Sacrificed my socks.

When was the last time you really punched someone in the face?

[quote]print wrote:

But you wore them like no other. They were berry secksay.

Being kissed on the neck and ears or French kissing?[/quote]

French kissed. I’m not a fan of neck and ears.

What do you do when you have a headache?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What’s the hardest drug you’ve ever done?[/quote]

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LSD with a couple quaaludes. 3 days of heaven.

Facebook or Myspace?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What’s the hardest drug you’ve ever done?[/quote]

Pot

What’s your favorite part of your body?[/quote]

Calves or tits.

Would you get plastic surgery? If so, what would you have done?

[quote]print wrote:

Being kissed on the neck and ears or French kissing?[/quote]

neck and ears.

Head or gut? Where would you rather be punched?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
Ever shit out in public with no TP?
[/quote]
If by “out in public” means not in a building, then, YES. I Sacrificed my socks.

When was the last time you really punched someone in the face?[/quote]

A yr or so ago. It was a stupid thing to do. Liquid courage will get you every time.

Shots, straight liquor or a Schnapps/Jaegar type.

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?
[/quote]

A simple yes or no will do. I am a decent looking chap. If we were to meet at let’s say an airport in the next month or two. Could I have a real kiss? not a peck but not a hot passionate one either. 5-8 seconds, some head turning, maybe a little tongue. What say ye to that?
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I’ll have to ask my husband first!

But what makes you think you would want to do that?
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I am not going to kiss your husband so you wont need his permission. And I am not asking permission from my wife either.
Why I would want to do that: I like to kiss, you have lips, and I have never kissed a complete stranger while sober - sounds kinda fun. Could you go through with it?[/quote]

Even if I looked this?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

Would you get plastic surgery? If so, what would you have done?[/quote]

I’ll save a facelift for later. Same question back to you. What would you have done?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?
[/quote]

A simple yes or no will do. I am a decent looking chap. If we were to meet at let’s say an airport in the next month or two. Could I have a real kiss? not a peck but not a hot passionate one either. 5-8 seconds, some head turning, maybe a little tongue. What say ye to that?
[/quote]

I’ll have to ask my husband first!

But what makes you think you would want to do that?
[/quote]

I am not going to kiss your husband so you wont need his permission. And I am not asking permission from my wife either.
Why I would want to do that: I like to kiss, you have lips, and I have never kissed a complete stranger while sober - sounds kinda fun. Could you go through with it?[/quote]

Even if I looked this?
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I would have to say no unless it’s halloween or the white stuff is frosting or that’s your makeup remover or mudmask.

And You, my dear did not answer the question. Are thoust chicken?

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
Ever shit out in public with no TP?
[/quote]
If by “out in public” means not in a building, then, YES. I Sacrificed my socks.

When was the last time you really punched someone in the face?[/quote]

A yr or so ago. It was a stupid thing to do. Liquid courage will get you every time.

Shots, straight liquor or a Schnapps/Jaegar type.[/quote]

I hate straight liquor shots. My inlaws force me to do them when I’m on vacation and ugh. Ugh!

Would you go see the reunited Soundgarden if they came to within 50 miles of your home?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

Being kissed on the neck and ears or French kissing?[/quote]

neck and ears.

Head or gut? Where would you rather be punched?[/quote]

Definitely gut.

Dominant or Sub?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am so hard core.

Paper or plastic?[/quote]

Plastic, they make great poor man’s lunchboxes please I feel green when I recycle them.

What’s your favorite flavor?[/quote]

Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce.

What’s your favorite scent?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?
[/quote]

A simple yes or no will do. I am a decent looking chap. If we were to meet at let’s say an airport in the next month or two. Could I have a real kiss? not a peck but not a hot passionate one either. 5-8 seconds, some head turning, maybe a little tongue. What say ye to that?
[/quote]

I’ll have to ask my husband first!

But what makes you think you would want to do that?
[/quote]

I am not going to kiss your husband so you wont need his permission. And I am not asking permission from my wife either.
Why I would want to do that: I like to kiss, you have lips, and I have never kissed a complete stranger while sober - sounds kinda fun. Could you go through with it?[/quote]

Even if I looked this?
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I would have to say no unless it’s halloween or the white stuff is frosting or that’s your makeup remover or mudmask.

And You, my dear did not answer the question. Are thoust chicken?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What’s the hardest drug you’ve ever done?[/quote]

Pot

What’s your favorite part of your body?[/quote]

Calves or tits.

Would you get plastic surgery? If so, what would you have done?[/quote]

Tits in my mouth, calves resting on my shoulders.

Ever gotten off at work?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?
[/quote]

A simple yes or no will do. I am a decent looking chap. If we were to meet at let’s say an airport in the next month or two. Could I have a real kiss? not a peck but not a hot passionate one either. 5-8 seconds, some head turning, maybe a little tongue. What say ye to that?
[/quote]

I’ll have to ask my husband first!

But what makes you think you would want to do that?
[/quote]

I am not going to kiss your husband so you wont need his permission. And I am not asking permission from my wife either.
Why I would want to do that: I like to kiss, you have lips, and I have never kissed a complete stranger while sober - sounds kinda fun. Could you go through with it?[/quote]

Even if I looked this?
[/quote]

I would have to say no unless it’s halloween or the white stuff is frosting or that’s your makeup remover or mudmask.

And You, my dear did not answer the question. Are thoust chicken?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What do you do when you have a headache?[/quote]

Masturbate.

Ever had whipped cream licked off of your body?