Ask Me Anything?

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

What is your favorite road sign?[/quote]

Deer crossing.

What world record do you think you could actually set?[/quote]

Drug free single ply squat. I guess I’m probably around 100 lbs off that record right now, lol.

Or most times inserting my foot into my mouth in the course of a single conversation. One or the other, we’ll see.

Do you drink caffeine?

holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?

[quote]dshroy wrote:
holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?
[/quote]

I help old people with their Internet service. And I really don’t like old people. Drinking whiskey in the parking long and messaging on MSN makes my job bearable.

Do you know the Man with No Name is?

[quote]dshroy wrote:
holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?
[/quote]

I kick old ladies out of their houses. Most of the time, they’re dead before I have to kick them out.

How could you be taken away?

I’ve done meth and X at the same time…and seperately, heh…but mainly was a stoner/ skater chick.

Pairs of shoes- 3

Fistfight in the 6th grade

Work= wannabe personal trainer…not going so well

Billj- I wouldn’t ‘plan,’ on kissing you then…sorry to disappoint you…I might let you grab my butt though :smiley:

smack or bite?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?
[/quote]

I kick old ladies out of their houses. Most of the time, they’re dead before I have to kick them out.

How could you be taken away?[/quote]

How could I be taken away? WTF? Roofies and a stun gun, I guess.

QUESTION: Why does your question make no sense?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I’ve done meth and X at the same time…and seperately, heh…but mainly was a stoner/ skater chick.

Pairs of shoes- 3

Fistfight in the 6th grade

Work= wannabe personal trainer…not going so well

Billj- I wouldn’t ‘plan,’ on kissing you then…sorry to disappoint you…I might let you grab my butt though :smiley:

smack or bite?[/quote]

Smack

Kick to the vag or a punch to the balls?

[quote]dshroy wrote:
holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?
[/quote]

Translator- like the actual job, hate the content.

It’s Dan Hillier.

Bite.

Tinkertoy, lego or mecano?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?
[/quote]

I kick old ladies out of their houses. Most of the time, they’re dead before I have to kick them out.

How could you be taken away?[/quote]

How could I be taken away? WTF? Roofies and a stun gun, I guess.

QUESTION: Why does your question make no sense?[/quote]

It was a lyric in the song I was listening to as I posted.

Am I the only one who has trouble coming up with questions?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?
[/quote]

I kick old ladies out of their houses. Most of the time, they’re dead before I have to kick them out.

How could you be taken away?[/quote]

How could I be taken away? WTF? Roofies and a stun gun, I guess.

QUESTION: Why does your question make no sense?[/quote]

It was a lyric in the song I was listening to as I posted.

Am I the only one who has trouble coming up with questions?[/quote]

No.

Started lifting at 14. My lovely mother blames it for “ruining my body”.

Sausages over tacos. :wink:

Leno or Letterman?

[quote]Doc L wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
holy shit, gone for a few hours and pages upon pages.

to the questions i remember.

Hardest drug. don’t know its between acid, x, or crystal. you decide.
Fistfight? yes.
Fav curse? cuntmuscle or clusterfuck
Revenge or let go? let go.
hendrix over dylan.
Last picture? my kids
last song heard. paint it black rolling stones
Pairs of shoes? over 10

Question: what do you guys do for work? like/hate job?
[/quote]

I kick old ladies out of their houses. Most of the time, they’re dead before I have to kick them out.

How could you be taken away?[/quote]

How could I be taken away? WTF? Roofies and a stun gun, I guess.

QUESTION: Why does your question make no sense?[/quote]

It was a lyric in the song I was listening to as I posted.

Am I the only one who has trouble coming up with questions?[/quote]

No.

Started lifting at 14. My lovely mother blames it for “ruining my body”.

Sausages over tacos. :wink:

Leno or Letterman? [/quote]

Leno/

Be extremely smart, but fugly or be extremely beautiful, but dumber than a brick?

If I were a man, smart and ugly. As a woman I would pick dumb and beautiful.

If you could become beautiful would you want to look like someone else completely or would you want to look like a beautiful version of yourself?

[quote]magzie wrote:
If I were a man, smart and ugly. As a woman I would pick dumb and beautiful.

If you could become beautiful would you want to look like someone else completely or would you want to look like a beautiful version of yourself?[/quote]

depends on how fugly you are. rocky dennis doesnt have a beautiful version of himself. (in the completely superficial sense)

I’d pick smart and ugly. I’ve heard so many men get sick of trying to talk to dumb women.

[quote]magzie wrote:
If I were a man, smart and ugly. As a woman I would pick dumb and beautiful.

If you could become beautiful would you want to look like someone else completely or would you want to look like a beautiful version of yourself?[/quote]

I’m already beautiful, but if I could make myself more beautiful, I would. I’d put glitter on my eyebrows or something.

Peace and Healthy Progress on Earth at the cost of your life or Rule the world as Tyrant while the world slowly dies.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:
If I were a man, smart and ugly. As a woman I would pick dumb and beautiful.

If you could become beautiful would you want to look like someone else completely or would you want to look like a beautiful version of yourself?[/quote]

depends on how fugly you are. rocky dennis doesnt have a beautiful version of himself. (in the completely superficial sense)

I’d pick smart and ugly. I’ve heard so many men get sick of trying to talk to dumb women.

[/quote]

Ask a Question or GTFO

[quote]magzie wrote:
If I were a man, smart and ugly. As a woman I would pick dumb and beautiful.

If you could become beautiful would you want to look like someone else completely or would you want to look like a beautiful version of yourself?[/quote]

I may sound like a narcissistic cunt here, but I am content with who I am :slight_smile: Although…I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to never age beyond where I am now.

If I was a man, I would also pick smart and ugly.

Would you trade a decade of your life in order to slow down ‘cosmetic’ aging?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:
If I were a man, smart and ugly. As a woman I would pick dumb and beautiful.

If you could become beautiful would you want to look like someone else completely or would you want to look like a beautiful version of yourself?[/quote]

depends on how fugly you are. rocky dennis doesnt have a beautiful version of himself. (in the completely superficial sense)

I’d pick smart and ugly. I’ve heard so many men get sick of trying to talk to dumb women.

[/quote]

Ask a Question or GTFO[/quote]

peace and healthy progress on earth at the cost of my life.

why the sandy vag, wol?

everyone else: what were your best, and worst, birthdays?

[quote]Doc L wrote:

Would you trade a decade of your life in order to slow down ‘cosmetic’ aging?

[/quote]

Yes, hands down. It’s doesn’t matter how spritely I am when I am 80 I will still look like I am 80.

None of my birthdays really stick out as particularly good or bad.

What are you doing on the weekend?

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:
If I were a man, smart and ugly. As a woman I would pick dumb and beautiful.

If you could become beautiful would you want to look like someone else completely or would you want to look like a beautiful version of yourself?[/quote]

depends on how fugly you are. rocky dennis doesnt have a beautiful version of himself. (in the completely superficial sense)

I’d pick smart and ugly. I’ve heard so many men get sick of trying to talk to dumb women.

[/quote]

Ask a Question or GTFO[/quote]

peace and healthy progress on earth at the cost of my life.

why the sandy vag, wol?

everyone else: what were your best, and worst, birthdays?[/quote]

Now you get it! But choosing the lives of billions over yourself is terrible choice. You can’t enjoy controlling people as a dead person.

Best Birthday: I had a Ninja Turtle Birthday cake when I was like 7 or 8.

Worst B-day: 2007. That year sucked all around.

Would kill a person if you could get away with it?

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]Doc L wrote:

Would you trade a decade of your life in order to slow down ‘cosmetic’ aging?

[/quote]

Yes, hands down. It’s doesn’t matter how spritely I am when I am 80 I will still look like I am 80.

None of my birthdays really stick out as particularly good or bad.

What are you doing on the weekend?[/quote]

Drinking with the boys and trading verbal insults with the best of them.

What are you doing on January 2nd 2020? And don’t say washing your hair.