Ask Me Anything?

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

favorite line from a movie?
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…a bit of the old ultra-viloence…

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?[/quote]

yes

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

How many pairs of shoes do you own?[/quote]

I think about 10

When was the last time you hit/slapped someone in anger?[/quote]

Ninth grade? I’ve done it in frustration more recently, but I don’t get angry easily, and when I am angry, I don’t express it much.

Have you ever picked up a hitch hiker?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?
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A simple yes or no will do. I am a decent looking chap. If we were to meet at let’s say an airport in the next month or two. Could I have a real kiss? not a peck but not a hot passionate one either. 5-8 seconds, some head turning, maybe a little tongue. What say ye to that?
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I’ll have to ask my husband first!

But what makes you think you would want to do that?
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I am not going to kiss your husband so you wont need his permission. And I am not asking permission from my wife either.
Why I would want to do that: I like to kiss, you have lips, and I have never kissed a complete stranger while sober - sounds kinda fun. Could you go through with it?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

When was the last time you hit/slapped someone in anger?[/quote]

Ninth grade? I’ve done it in frustration more recently, but I don’t get angry easily, and when I am angry, I don’t express it much.

Have you ever picked up a hitch hiker?[/quote]

Yes, it was cold. I was only going 5 miles down the road so it did not help much. I gave him the only $5 I had and went hungry the the rest of the day.

Do you like to hold hands?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?[/quote]

yes

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?
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Me too! lol

I’ve never asked any of the men I’ve picked up if they have hitchhiked before.

Why can’t the work day go by more quickly?

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?[/quote]

yes

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?
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Me too! lol

I’ve never asked any of the men I’ve picked up if they have hitchhiked before.

Why can’t the work day go by more quickly?[/quote]

It can. The secret is to remove all timekeeping devices. I promise this works. Try it and you’ll wonder where everyone is going. Home, you idiot it’s after 5.

Can you do a handstand ro walk on your hands?

[quote]bilj wrote:

Yes, it was cold. I was only going 5 miles down the road so it did not help much. I gave him the only $5 I had and went hungry the the rest of the day.

Do you like to hold hands?
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Sometimes, but if I’m walking with the fella, it depends on his height. Too tall and it’s just uncomfortable.

How many times have you had your heart broken?

[quote]bilj wrote:

It can. The secret is to remove all timekeeping devices. I promise this works. Try it and you’ll wonder where everyone is going. Home, you idiot it’s after 5.

Can you do a handstand ro walk on your hands?
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I can do handstand pushups, but only if I keep a foot against the wall. I’m clumsy.

Favorite sin?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

favorite line from a movie?
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…a bit of the old ultra-viloence…

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?[/quote]

MMF? PIIHP! Pics or it didn’t happen.

What kind of wine do you like?[/quote]

Trefethen…I normally do not like wine but can tolerate a glass or two of this. http://www.trefethen.com/

PMPM, a good one for you. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:
2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.
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Almond Joy. I’m all about nuts.

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

yes.

Mounds, nuts get in the way…

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

Yes, I’ve L’dOL.

Do you think this is tacky?[/quote]

Yes. I like Christmas lights, but they need to be tasteful. The worst ones are those huge blow-up santas and snowmen that lose their air and flop over like something limp.

Your kitchen, on the other hand, is so non-tacky it looks like it’s straight out of a showroom. And that meal you made looks delicious!

My question to those on here: have you ever been in a fight? (Meaning a fistfight or brawl, not just a heated argument.)

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

How many times have you had your heart broken?[/quote]

3 or 4, by the same person.

Do you think that Mike Meyers has another superhit movie in him?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

favorite line from a movie?
[/quote]

…a bit of the old ultra-viloence…

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?[/quote]

MMF? PIIHP! Pics or it didn’t happen.

What kind of wine do you like?[/quote]

Trefethen…I normally do not like wine but can tolerate a glass or two of this. http://www.trefethen.com/

PMPM, a good one for you. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?
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The court can hold you in contempt, which can result in civil fines or even jail time. But, if that happened to me, I would wake up from the nightmare because I don’t really do anything with witnesses.

How do you deal with callouses from lifting?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

Yes, it was cold. I was only going 5 miles down the road so it did not help much. I gave him the only $5 I had and went hungry the the rest of the day.

Do you like to hold hands?
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Sometimes, but if I’m walking with the fella, it depends on his height. Too tall and it’s just uncomfortable.

How many times have you had your heart broken?[/quote]

2, not relationship related (that’s weird). Each tiem was when a pet died. The second was how heartbroken my daughter was over it. I hate thinking about it.

Do you regularly carry more that $100 in cash?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

Yes, it was cold. I was only going 5 miles down the road so it did not help much. I gave him the only $5 I had and went hungry the the rest of the day.

Do you like to hold hands?
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Sometimes, but if I’m walking with the fella, it depends on his height. Too tall and it’s just uncomfortable.

How many times have you had your heart broken?[/quote]

2, not relationship related (that’s weird). Each tiem was when a pet died. The second was how heartbroken my daughter was over it. I hate thinking about it.

Do you regularly carry more that $100 in cash?
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I almost never carry cash. For a while I had a rolled up $100 hidden in the lining of my wristlet, but I used that for trip money when I was out of work and going to a meet in Miami.

What’s the hardest drug you’ve ever done?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

How do you deal with callouses from lifting?[/quote]

Sandpaper, razor, lotion - all daily and I have not had one to tear since doing it this way.

Do you hide to eat food that is bad for you so that noone sees?

[quote]BobParr wrote:
Yes. I like Christmas lights, but they need to be tasteful. The worst ones are those huge blow-up santas and snowmen that lose their air and flop over like something limp.

Your kitchen, on the other hand, is so non-tacky it looks like it’s straight out of a showroom. And that meal you made looks delicious!

My question to those on here: have you ever been in a fight? (Meaning a fistfight or brawl, not just a heated argument.)
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Thanks, Mr. P. I actually have a blowup Snoopy for my front yard. Our tree has about two branches and is so pathetic, we put a string of those huge old school lights on it, take about 70% of the lights out, and have a Charlie Brown Christmas as the front yard “theme.”

The only fight I’ve ever been in was a one-punch fight - the ninth grade issue. Big girl in orchestra class was pushing me around. Yeah, I punched her, bloodied her lip, I am so hard core.

Paper or plastic?

[quote]BobParr wrote:
My question to those on here: have you ever been in a fight? (Meaning a fistfight or brawl, not just a heated argument.)
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Yes, I, Like NeelyDan, Sometimes talk when I should listen.

What’s it like to be single and over 40 these day?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

How do you deal with callouses from lifting?[/quote]

Sandpaper, razor, lotion - all daily and I have not had one to tear since doing it this way.

Do you hide to eat food that is bad for you so that noone sees?[/quote]

Hell no, I love my cheeseburgers and I don’t care who knows it!

What is the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

It can. The secret is to remove all timekeeping devices. I promise this works. Try it and you’ll wonder where everyone is going. Home, you idiot it’s after 5.

Can you do a handstand ro walk on your hands?
[/quote]

I can do handstand pushups, but only if I keep a foot against the wall. I’m clumsy.

Favorite sin?[/quote]

It was a toss up, Adultery or Murder.

Ever shit out in public with no TP?

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

It can. The secret is to remove all timekeeping devices. I promise this works. Try it and you’ll wonder where everyone is going. Home, you idiot it’s after 5.

Can you do a handstand ro walk on your hands?
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I can do handstand pushups, but only if I keep a foot against the wall. I’m clumsy.

Favorite sin?[/quote]

It was a toss up, Adultery or Murder.

Ever shit out in public with no TP?

Not since I stopped wearing diapers, so about three years ago.

Favorite protein source?

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