Ask Me Anything?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Mechanical pencil or regular?[/quote]

I prefer the Maniacal pencil. It writes batshit crazy stuff.

What is your favorite curse word or derivative therof? No need to spell it correctly either.
[/quote]

Cunt, followed by fuck, and then combinations of words for genitals and methods of eating, licking, etc., e.g., cockmuncher, dickeater, cuntlicker (not really a curse imho), etc.

What words are “off limits” to you?[/quote]

Between friends, absolutely none. With family or aquantences, everything you just wrote :wink:

favorite line from a movie?

Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Cptn Jack Sparrow didn’t consider it an honor.

Wormwood- what does your screen name mean?[/quote]

whoa sorry, i let this thread get away from me. the Wormwood Theory, or Wormwood Prophecy is that humanity will someday be faced with the same brand of extinction as the dinosaurs. That being a giant asteroid large enough to significantly damage the balance of the planet.

we’re all gonna get crushed by a meteor, so stick THAT in your mayan calender and misinterpret it.

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Mechanical pencil or regular?[/quote]

I prefer the Maniacal pencil. It writes batshit crazy stuff.

What is your favorite curse word or derivative therof? No need to spell it correctly either.
[/quote]

Cunt, followed by fuck, and then combinations of words for genitals and methods of eating, licking, etc., e.g., cockmuncher, dickeater, cuntlicker (not really a curse imho), etc.

What words are “off limits” to you?[/quote]

Between friends, absolutely none. With family or aquantences, everything you just wrote :wink:

favorite line from a movie?
[/quote]

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.

How do you take your coffee?

Let it go…kill em with kindness!

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?

Stupid is as Stupid does…

a shot of organic milk.

1 long term goal, 1 short term?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Mechanical pencil or regular?[/quote]

I prefer the Maniacal pencil. It writes batshit crazy stuff.

What is your favorite curse word or derivative therof? No need to spell it correctly either.
[/quote]

Cunt, followed by fuck, and then combinations of words for genitals and methods of eating, licking, etc., e.g., cockmuncher, dickeater, cuntlicker (not really a curse imho), etc.

What words are “off limits” to you?[/quote]

Between friends, absolutely none. With family or aquantences, everything you just wrote :wink:

favorite line from a movie?
[/quote]

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.

How do you take your coffee?[/quote]

2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.

[quote]bilj wrote:
2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.
[/quote]

Almond Joy. I’m all about nuts.

Do you think this is funny?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:
2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.
[/quote]

Almond Joy. I’m all about nuts.

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

Funny, no. Fun, yes.

Are you sexy? Srsly

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:
2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.
[/quote]

Almond Joy. I’m all about nuts.

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

yes.

Mounds, nuts get in the way…

Do you think this is funny?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?
[/quote]

A simple yes or no will do. I am a decent looking chap. If we were to meet at let’s say an airport in the next month or two. Could I have a real kiss? not a peck but not a hot passionate one either. 5-8 seconds, some head turning, maybe a little tongue. What say ye to that?

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:
2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.
[/quote]

Almond Joy. I’m all about nuts.

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

Funny, no. Fun, yes.

Are you sexy? Srsly[/quote]

Nope. I’m a mutant. Srsly.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Hahahaha!

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sausage.

Lazy…

hula hoop or hop scotch?[/quote]
you know, for kids. I hope someone gets the reference.

Can I have a kiss?[/quote]

Come again?
[/quote]

A simple yes or no will do. I am a decent looking chap. If we were to meet at let’s say an airport in the next month or two. Could I have a real kiss? not a peck but not a hot passionate one either. 5-8 seconds, some head turning, maybe a little tongue. What say ye to that?
[/quote]

I’ll have to ask my husband first!

But what makes you think you would want to do that?

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:
2 splenda’s and Hazlenut Creamer. I scream celibacy in everything I do.

Almond Joy or Mounds? b/c sometime you feel like an nut and sometimes you don’t.
[/quote]

Almond Joy. I’m all about nuts.

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

yes.

Mounds, nuts get in the way…

Do you think this is funny?[/quote]

Yes, I’ve L’dOL.

Do you think this is tacky?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

How many pairs of shoes do you own?[/quote]

I think about 10

When was the last time you hit/slapped someone in anger?

[quote]bilj wrote:

favorite line from a movie?
[/quote]

…a bit of the old ultra-viloence…

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?

[quote]magzie wrote:

[quote]bilj wrote:

favorite line from a movie?
[/quote]

…a bit of the old ultra-viloence…

Do you think repeating something makes it funnier?[/quote]

MMF? PIIHP! Pics or it didn’t happen.

What kind of wine do you like?