I’M A COP YOU IDIOT!!!
who is your daddy, and what does he do?
I’M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!!
you lack (pronounced as like) discipline.
I hope you left enough room for my fist cause I’m gunna ram it into your stomach!!
Another one from Commando. Arnold is holding Solly by the ankle over the cliff with only one arm trying to get him to talk.
Matrix: “Hurry up, Solly. This is my weak arm.”
[quote]cougarenegade wrote:
I’M A COP YOU IDIOT!!!
who is your daddy, and what does he do?
I’M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!!
[/quote]
Those three quotes, along with several others, are used a lot in the now famous Arnold prank phone calls. If you haven’t heard them before, you have to check 'em out. Funny as shit. Should be easy to Google.
[quote]PGA wrote:
Anything on here…
The Best of Hercules in New York - YouTube [/quote]
I thought all of Arnold’s lines were dubbed in Hercules? Sure sounds like his voice in those clips to me…
I can’t believe no one has mentioned anything from Red Heat yet. Aside from having the best opening three minutes ever (up until the snow fight, anyway), it’s probably one of my top three Arnold movies.
Opening scenes:
Art Ridzik: About this pile-of-shit pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It’s called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can’t even touch his ass.
Ivan Danko: I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk!
[after torturing a witness into talking]
Ivan Danko: Soviet method is more economical.
[Ridzik and Danko go to speak with Abdul Elijah in prison.]
Art Ridzik: Hey, you, come here. This is Captain Danko. He’s come all the way from Russia to speak with your scoutmaster.
Prison Cleanhead: Well, that’s nice, but who the fuck are you?
Ivan Danko: These men have no respect of our authority as police officers.
Art Ridzik: No shit.
Hooligan: Hey, asshole! You can’t park here, this is my spot! I live right up there. So move your piece-of-shit car or give me fifty bucks.
Ivan Danko: I do not understand.
Hooligan: Let me make it real simple, moron. You move your ass or give me fifty, or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car.
Ivan Danko: Do you know Miranda?
Hooligan: Never heard of the bitch.
[Danko punches him unconscious]
Ivan Danko: [in Russian] Hooligani.
[Ridzik comes back]
Art Ridzik: Everything okay?
Ivan Danko: Yes, fine. No problems.
Art Ridzik: What about that sack of shit lying on the sidewalk?
Ivan Danko: He lives here.
[quote]CC wrote:
Hooligan: Hey, asshole! You can’t park here, this is my spot! I live right up there. So move your piece-of-shit car or give me fifty bucks.
Ivan Danko: I do not understand.
Hooligan: Let me make it real simple, moron. You move your ass or give me fifty, or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car.
Ivan Danko: Do you know Miranda?
Hooligan: Never heard of the bitch.
[Danko punches him unconscious]
Ivan Danko: [in Russian] Hooligani.
[Ridzik comes back]
Art Ridzik: Everything okay?
Ivan Danko: Yes, fine. No problems.
Art Ridzik: What about that sack of shit lying on the sidewalk?
Ivan Danko: He lives here. [/quote]
I lsughed so hard reading this I almost threw up.
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
‘Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women’.[/quote]
that was mine too!
Give these people aiiiiiiiiiiiiir
Total Recall
[quote]CC wrote:
PGA wrote:
Anything on here…
I thought all of Arnold’s lines were dubbed in Hercules? Sure sounds like his voice in those clips to me…
[/quote]
There’s a dubbed version and an original version.
[quote]PGA wrote:
CC wrote:
PGA wrote:
Anything on here…
I thought all of Arnold’s lines were dubbed in Hercules? Sure sounds like his voice in those clips to me…
There’s a dubbed version and an original version.[/quote]
I suck.
What happened to Buzzsaw? He had to split.
What a hothead. (after igniting Inferno)
Let off some steam Bennett.
Here’s Subzero…now, plain zero.
[quote]AdamC wrote:
“Stick around!”
Just after he pins a guy to wall with a knife he chucks. From Preadator.[/quote]
that wasn’t a knife, it was a fuckin machete!
Read Heat:
Jim Belushi, asks “how do ya’ll handle job stress in Russia?”
Arnold - Vodka
[quote]ironball wrote:
Read Heat:
Jim Belushi, asks “how do ya’ll handle job stress in Russia?”
Arnold - Vodka[/quote]
Actually that wasn’t Belushi. It was Donnelly, Peter Boyle’s character, RIP.