I’m talking about all these guys on the radio, on TV, in the forums - wherevever- that gotta throw the word “Big” in front of their name.
Big Joe, Big Wally, Big Biff, Big Whoever…
I’m six feet six inches tall and weigh 240 pounds. I’m probably “bigger” than your average guy.
So what.
I’ll never have to refer to myself as “Big Mike”. And more and more it seems that the radio personalities in our town, for example, throw out their names as “Big Al”, or something like that.
I’m willing to bet that half the guys that need “Big” in front of their names are just plain fat. Or just plain insecure.
I know, it’s the Christmas season, and I do apologize for being a beyotch, but come on, guys, we know you aren’t really that big, otherwise you wouldn’t have to throw that in front of your name.
I’m only 6’2" and 205 today butI’m hung like a bull chipmunk. That gives me confidence, like they say in the Viagra commercial, so I don’t need no stinkin’ big in my name.
So that’s it, huh? Big Joe is referring to his towering manhood! LOL.
On the Dan Patrick sports show on ESPN, everyone who sends an email in that is read on the air signs with their name, and then lists height and weight. Where that got started I have no idea, but I think it’d be a great thing for any self professed “Big” guy to do.
Or perhaps, if he’s not that big in stature, and is referring to a part of his anatomy, list that reference measurement instead.
No, wait, on second thought that’s a terrible idea given that most men lie about that particular measurement anyway.
Actually, I posted that to prove the point that most guys exaggerate the size of their “tower of power”.
Super Mike
Revised at 7.8"
Okay, guys, didn’t mean to steer this into the usual direction - penises. (Although you are welcome to post anytime, TC). Someone please help get us back on topic…
see this is why i hate this site…there is no need for this post…worry about yourself mike mann…your a superficial fuck…there is no need for posts like this…let people put whatever name they want they do not need to be juged by you… worry about yourself…either come to the forum to help people or get the fuck out in my opinion…your a negative person who probally has done very little in your life and feel like putting others down makes you special…go fuck your self…and merry christmas…BIG martin
Gee, BIG Martin, getting a little stressed from the holidays, hmmm?
Just merely making an observation big guy, not trying to spread hate and discontent.
And I wasn’t directing the post at you or anyone else on this site (guess I should have made that clear - my bad) but just people in general. Did I offer your name as an example?
Actually, if you review my past posts you’ll find that I usually do try to offer useful and helpful information when I can, and don’t threaten to stomp the hell out of people (or kill them, or whatever you threatened in the infamous “Westside Sucks!” thread).
Grow up, Marty, take a chill pill, maybe an anger management class, and know one thing:
You proved exactly what I said in my original post. That “I’m willing to bet that half the guys (notice I said half, not all?) that need “Big” in front of their names are just plain fat. Or just plain insecure.”
Guess you’ve shown which one you are BM.
Oh yeah. Merry Christmas to you too!
He pushed me into it, Santa. You’re still stopping by tonight, right?
Mike, you’re straying off the topic. I’d like to hear more about your penis. Girth measurement? Which way it hangs? Frequency of arousal? As your deputy I need to know this information.
