Ninety percent of the people surrounding you are stupid. One hundred percent of those people think they belong to the other ten percent. I’m smart enough to realize I belong to the ninety. ;]
[quote]djoh615893 wrote:
Check this one out: I had a manager at the gym tell me, during a discussion about powerlifting, that steroids are corrosive to the muscle tissue. He also continued on to say that once people stop using steroids, that the muscle turns to “Jello”. I assume he meant fat. He also went on to say that he doesn’t want powerlifters using that gym because we “trash the equipment” and even said that he was afraid that we would rig our bands and chains in a way that would make the barbell go hurling across the room! [/quote]
HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, how did you keep a straight face???
[quote]Professor X wrote:
futuredave wrote:
I think the stupidity of the average man is the greatest argument against the religious notion that “God” created mankind so He could have some “fellowship” with us.
My wife has a friend who produces infomercials. He told her his motto was: “I sell crap to morons.”
Needless to say, he’s made millions.
The same can be said of every speech writer of every president and politician.[/quote]
…mostly because it works and no better alternative sells as much… The saddest part is that it’s true. The dumber it is, the better it sells.
Think about it this way:
The Average person is not very bright.
Statisticly speaking, half the people you meet are below average.
That explains everything.