April Fool's

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
It is just me or is April Fool’s an old guy thing to do?[/quote]

It’s just you my man.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
It is just me or is April Fool’s an old guy thing to do?[/quote]
I don’t know what you mean.

Anyway, I asked the boss to tell one of the teachers that she’d be getting a new student who has Tourette’s syndrome and that he may possibly urinate on the floor and/or fling his poo.
After her class started the boss came to her door and said he was about to come in but that she was not to make eye contact with him.
Then I came in throwing a book bag and knocking over a desk before she realized it was just me.

alright so i just came back from the bathroom and my mouse didnt work. i found tape over the light.

april fools makes me uneasy

I truly hate April Fool’s, but I fell for a call that my cat pushed out a window screen going after birds in the back yard.

But, I truly hate April Fool’s.

I caught a rattlesnake over the weekend. It’s small, only about 16" but I think it carries some serious potential for a joke.

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
alright so i just came back from the bathroom and my mouse didnt work. i found tape over the light.

april fools makes me uneasy[/quote]

Nice one. I’m stealing that idea.

Days not over yet. The guy in the cube next to me has a digital picture frame. When he goes to lunch, we’re slipping in a new memory card with photoshopped pictures of him. On a related note, this guys on crutches he borrowed from me all day. He fooled everyone into thinking he got hurt and is getting them to do shit for him.

No work’s getting done today lol

I put tape over my roomate’s and set his alarm, which is right by his head when he’s sitting at his computer, really really loud at a time when I’m not in the room.

[quote]demonthrall wrote:
I replaced my bosses computer desktop wallpaper with an exact snapshot of his desktop, then I “hid” all of his icons off screen. This way it appears all of his desktop is normal, but frozen. even the start bar!!
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How did you get teh start bar to freeze?

A dead prostitute…I guess they’re hookers at that point…in the trunk of your worst enemy’s car. Then you call the cops and watch from a distance. Best prank EVER.

[quote]KBCThird wrote:

[quote]demonthrall wrote:
I replaced my bosses computer desktop wallpaper with an exact snapshot of his desktop, then I “hid” all of his icons off screen. This way it appears all of his desktop is normal, but frozen. even the start bar!!
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How did you get teh start bar to freeze?
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Unlock the taskbar and drag it down out of the way.

[quote]ron22 wrote:

[quote]KBCThird wrote:

[quote]demonthrall wrote:
I replaced my bosses computer desktop wallpaper with an exact snapshot of his desktop, then I “hid” all of his icons off screen. This way it appears all of his desktop is normal, but frozen. even the start bar!!
[/quote]

How did you get teh start bar to freeze?
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Unlock the taskbar and drag it down out of the way.[/quote]

yep. Then use a screenshot software (likie screenhunter 5 free) to take a picture of the whole desktop INCLUDING the start bar.

why would you need screenshot software when you can hit print screen? it include the taskbar…

texted my wife, told her I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle.

forgot I had a meeting right after I texted, so she was blowing my phone up for like 10 mins, lol

[quote]clockworkchad wrote:
why would you need screenshot software when you can hit print screen? it include the taskbar…[/quote]

Screenshot software are more versatile and I use them alot.

wow I totally forgot about April Fools. Damn no one pulled a prank on me either.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
when i got to work this morning i couldn’t connect to the network. i found a scrap of paper under my mouse that said, “having trouble logging on? check under your trash”

so i looked under my trash and there was paper shaped like a fish that said, “your LAN drop is unplugged”… so i had to climb under my desk and plug it back in.

also, my radio was turned up full blast and scared me.

my co-worker is over there giggling up a storm. [/quote]

Shaped like a fish?

Random.
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In France April Fools would be little kids running around putting paper fishes on each other’s backs. dunno if its related.

its a little belated, but i know what I said :slight_smile: