Had to do this twice about 10 years apart. It was a little awkward but I’m not really bashful. The first time the tech had my penis wrapped up in a towel and i had to hold onto it. At one point during the exam it kind of came loose and slid out. The Tech kind of freaked out, quickly turned away and asked me to cover it back up. I thought it was a really odd reaction. Lady, you’ve been running a wand with astro glide on my nuts for the past 20 minutes, I don’t really care if your see my little anxiety dick. LOL. And to guys who make jokes about getting hard or whatever, when you think you may have cancer or are in that kind of pain, you’re not getting hard no matter how hot the ultrasound tech is.
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I kicked a rubber coated dumbell one night walking to the bathroom and ripped my pinky toenail upward/backward to where it was just hanging on by some bloody tissue. I went to the doc, or PA, and when she saw it (all cleaned up) she jumped backwards and did an “Oh god, I hate toenails!!!”.
That kinda surprised me. I mean we had just talked about it. She could have even mentioned that before asking to see it.
I didn’t get a boner or anything either.
So I wrapped it back up and ripped it off completely a couple days later.
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Participated in a “smoker” Muay Thai fight in 2019. Kind of like an exhibition that doesn’t count on your record but good for experience or as a “tune up” before an actual match.
I signed up with like 4 days notice since the organizer said there was someone close to my weight who needed an opponent.
I had been going to Muay Thai class 2-3 times a week and lifting/running and was in pretty good shape but not “peaked” as it were. Was around 215 in street clothes without cutting weight.
As soon as I saw my opponent I knew I was screwed 
taller, younger and built like a Comic book superhero
Tried shin kicks lower his guard but he managed to land a right cross that dropped me, got back up and got into a clinch and landed a few knees.
Later in the round he landed an uppercut and scored a second knockdown. I got back up but ref stopped the match.
Probably a good thing because I’m pretty sure I was concussed I didn’t realize at the time but was later told I was slurring words when I was talking.
Me on left
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Yes, but it stopped after I left home at 18.
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Amazing, considering your lifting/bouncer history.
If anyone’s interested in seeing a fight develop, check out US senator Mullin’s experience with the president of the Teamsters in a senate hearing sometime in 2025. The guy’s smart, but I’m convinced that’s the reason Trump nominated him for homeland security.
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LOL. Hope you’re doing well, biker.
That beating took place years before I ever picked up a weight, trained martial arts, or took a shift working bar security. I’m pretty sure that guy is still in prison on the other end of the Eastern time zone, but if we ever happen to cross paths again and he wants round 2, I’m much better prepared.