[quote]anonym wrote:
Grow a pair of boobs. Post a “progress pic” as your avatar.
Every post you make will be met with comments such as:
“Great point, benchie!” (did I not mention you’ll get a nickname, too?)
“LMAO” (even though it’s probably not that funny)
Some comment about your tits (even if they’re not that great)
Some comment about posting another pic of yourself (even if you’re not that hot)
Some comment about that poster wanting to do whatever your post says… to you (even if it doesn’t make much sense)
In time, you will start to believe you are genuinely hilarious and insightful. You can say whatever you want and have AT LEAST three or four guys arguing in your defense no matter how inane your post actually was. You can routinely write in lobotomized-cat-speak and have people respond like it’s not totally obnoxious.
Or, you could, you know, actually say something smart.
I WAS GOING TO REPLY TO THIS AN HOUR AGO BUT I HAD TOO MUCH GREASE ON MY FINGERS FROM EATING AN ENTIRE FRIED CHICKEN WITH MASHED POTATOES, GREEN BEANS AND GRAVY FOR ONLY $3.99.
AND THEY ONLY GAVE ME HALF A DOZEN NAPKINS!!! AND THE XL CUP DIDN’T FIT ALL THE WAY IN MY CUP HOLDER SO I HAD TO KEEP ONE HAND HOVERING NEAR IT IN CASE IT STARTED TO TIP ON THE DRIVE BACK TO MY AIR CONDITIONED APT SO I COULDNT TOGGLE THE RADIO STATIONS APPROPRIATELY AND HAD TO SIT THROUGH A CREED SONG!!!1
Why does God take every chance possible to kick my feet out from under me??
Anyhow, I had a clever response planned… but I forgot it.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I know I am old, but I am not deaf, why are you yelling at me?[/quote]
Because my brand new supercomputer has a default font setting that is too small for me to read on my 36" monitor and there are too many new features I’d have to go through in order to adjust it.
Not to rub in how hard my life is, or anything. I don’t need your pity.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Grow a pair of boobs. Post a “progress pic” as your avatar.
Every post you make will be met with comments such as:
“Great point, benchie!” (did I not mention you’ll get a nickname, too?)
“LMAO” (even though it’s probably not that funny)
Some comment about your tits (even if they’re not that great)
Some comment about posting another pic of yourself (even if you’re not that hot)
Some comment about that poster wanting to do whatever your post says… to you (even if it doesn’t make much sense)
In time, you will start to believe you are genuinely hilarious and insightful. You can say whatever you want and have AT LEAST three or four guys arguing in your defense no matter how inane your post actually was. You can routinely write in lobotomized-cat-speak and have people respond like it’s not totally obnoxious.
Or, you could, you know, actually say something smart.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I know I am old, but I am not deaf, why are you yelling at me?[/quote]
Because my brand new supercomputer has a default font setting that is too small for me to read on my 36" monitor and there are too many new features I’d have to go through in order to adjust it.
Not to rub in how hard my life is, or anything. I don’t need your pity.[/quote]
[quote]anonym wrote:
Grow a pair of boobs. Post a “progress pic” as your avatar.
Every post you make will be met with comments such as:
“Great point, benchie!” (did I not mention you’ll get a nickname, too?)
“LMAO” (even though it’s probably not that funny)
Some comment about your tits (even if they’re not that great)
Some comment about posting another pic of yourself (even if you’re not that hot)
Some comment about that poster wanting to do whatever your post says… to you (even if it doesn’t make much sense)
In time, you will start to believe you are genuinely hilarious and insightful. You can say whatever you want and have AT LEAST three or four guys arguing in your defense no matter how inane your post actually was. You can routinely write in lobotomized-cat-speak and have people respond like it’s not totally obnoxious.
Or, you could, you know, actually say something smart.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Grow a pair of boobs. Post a “progress pic” as your avatar.
Every post you make will be met with comments such as:
“Great point, benchie!” (did I not mention you’ll get a nickname, too?)
“LMAO” (even though it’s probably not that funny)
Some comment about your tits (even if they’re not that great)
Some comment about posting another pic of yourself (even if you’re not that hot)
Some comment about that poster wanting to do whatever your post says… to you (even if it doesn’t make much sense)
In time, you will start to believe you are genuinely hilarious and insightful. You can say whatever you want and have AT LEAST three or four guys arguing in your defense no matter how inane your post actually was. You can routinely write in lobotomized-cat-speak and have people respond like it’s not totally obnoxious.
Or, you could, you know, actually say something smart.
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LMAO[/quote]
Haha critietaeta!
For the record, when print says I am smart he means “Smart.”
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
I’ve never had this problem. Maybe you’re just not controversial enough. [/quote]
Yeah, but being controversial for the sole sake of grabbing some limelight makes you a tool.
If it’s a natural extension of your honest opinion, then that’s fine.
If you post dumb shit just to get a reaction, you’re a troll. If you post dumb shit simply to be a contrarian, you’re a hipster douche… no matter how Socratic you fancy your gadfly responses to be.
There’s a sweet spot somewhere in between, I think. People can usually judge the motivations behind various posts.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Grow a pair of boobs. Post a “progress pic” as your avatar.
Every post you make will be met with comments such as:
“Great point, benchie!” (did I not mention you’ll get a nickname, too?)
“LMAO” (even though it’s probably not that funny)
Some comment about your tits (even if they’re not that great)
Some comment about posting another pic of yourself (even if you’re not that hot)
Some comment about that poster wanting to do whatever your post says… to you (even if it doesn’t make much sense)
In time, you will start to believe you are genuinely hilarious and insightful. You can say whatever you want and have AT LEAST three or four guys arguing in your defense no matter how inane your post actually was. You can routinely write in lobotomized-cat-speak and have people respond like it’s not totally obnoxious.
Or, you could, you know, actually say something smart.
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
I’ve never had this problem. Maybe you’re just not controversial enough. [/quote]
Yeah, but being controversial for the sole sake of grabbing some limelight makes you a tool.
If it’s a natural extension of your honest opinion, then that’s fine.
If you post dumb shit just to get a reaction, you’re a troll. If you post dumb shit simply to be a contrarian, you’re a hipster douche… no matter how Socratic you fancy your gadfly responses to be.
There’s a sweet spot somewhere in between, I think. People can usually judge the motivations behind various posts.[/quote]
Yea never mind trying to be just normal and yourself. right
