Americans Who Speak Scandinavian?

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
Oh yeah, Denmark rulezz! Fuck Finland and Norway.

Sweden as well.

LOL Denmark[/quote]

We’re too cool for those things.

Fuck.

I come from a Swedish family and nobody considers Finland to be part of Scandanavia. Completely different language family (a TOUGH language to learn!) and background. The Finns have more in common with Estonians than Danes, Swedes or Norwegians

The following numbers were calculated by dividing the total estimated pop. in 2009 from wikipedia by the total medal count provided by super saiyan.
32354 people/medal for denmark
11402 people/medal for norway
15726 people/medal for sweden
11889 people/medal for finland
12247 people/medal for USA

lol denmark is the nerd of scandinavia.
PS I realize USA isnt in scandinavia, I just thought you guys were going to kick our ass at people/medal ratio, but I was wrong.

Yeah, but we were the first country to legalize porn and that’s more important than medals.

Yeah and those medals count winter and summer olympics…

its resonable that a country like denmark wouldnt win so many snow events when we dont really get snow like they do in the other countries(i base this on 7 recorded christmas eves considered as white in 200 years or something ?)

but stil counting Finland in scandanivian is for us danes as considering canada a part of the usa ?

[quote]archiewhittaker wrote:
AHA,
vad heter tidningen?
is it available online?[/quote]

Interesting Times. There are some T-Nation people writing for it, and I happen to know that TC and Nate Green are fans. Oddly enough…

It will be out this week when my fucking slaves get their asses together and get the website up, two issues actually (september and november). Next issue in december hopefully. We are also going to be offering print issues through magcloud.com ASAP.

If you want news about it, send a message to interestingtimesmagazine@gmail.com and I will put you on the list. I don’t want to post too much about it here since I’m not sure about the rules for advertising. But we are T-Nation friendly, so I’m hoping it’s OK.

Here’s the “About” page from issue 2:

“Interesting Times is a self-help magazine for extreme people, helping
you survive and thrive in the cyberpunk future of today. Headquartered
in Sweden, the magazine provides a unique perspective
on the current age of possibility, where every new happening
holds the potential for both disaster and groundbreaking success.
The magazine aims to implement total world domination using
a shock & awe toolbox of positive thinking, power armor and
pornstar girlfriends, edifying the reader with an eclectic mix of interesting
subjects including lifestyle design, preparations for the
post-apocalypse, and the pursuit of superhuman fitness through
batmanesque bodyhacking.
Building better bad-asses is our main objective and we aim to
please.
The suck stops here!
Interesting Times - your source of sanity points since 2009!”

Like I said, send me an e-mail and you will get more info.

Hahaha, I didn’t expect this to turn into the typical anti-Finland flamewar.

There’s actually a long article in the magazine about Scandinavian survivalists, and yes we included Finns :slight_smile:

of course you included the fins in a survivor article we all know that finnish people always wear knifes ?

Yeah, that and they are the only non-pussified Northern European nation left.

The pic doesn’t seem to show up properly. Here is the link: http://i38.tinypic.com/fdccax.jpg

Also, Finland was a part of Sweden for a very long time. There is still a portion of Finland that is populated by Swedes, about 6% of the population. Linus Torvalds, the inventor of Linux, is a “finlandssvensk”, for instance.

So, all in all, I think we can include Finland in Scandinavia even if it isn’t technically correct or whatever.

Lol russias got more wounded people than finland had participating !

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hayha.html

Finland is part of Scandinavia as Guyana and Suriname are part of Latin America, indeed probably much more so. It is part of geographic region, and its history is intrinsically linked and shaped by the neighboring countries However, it’s demographics, language and culture are distinct and derive from entirely different roots.

Finland has the same ethnic and cultural roots as Estonia, and Hungary (supposedly) but it would be absolutely blind to say the centures of Swedish domination, interchange with other Scandinavian and Nordic people, and substantial Swedish minority, have not impacted the country’s original culture greatly…to the point of saturating it with enough Scandinavian influences to make it more Scandinavian at least, than any other place outside of Scandinavia.

That being said, Finland is the tightest Scandinavian country. In Norway, & Sweden, they import unmpteen criminal immigrants to sit on their ass and collect welfare to the point where they have to build fucking robots to work at Pizza Hut, and then require by law you sacrifice your first born daughter to an African or Muslim man.

On the other hand in Finland, babies are nursed on 120 proof Vodka, and given menthol cigarettes as pacifiers, and when they reach the ripe age of 5, they are thrown into a criminal neo-nazi gang as their kindergarten. The Finnish are the last real men on the planet.

If the nordic countries united the world would be fucked. Sweden would supply the suicide bombers, Denmark the vikings, Norway the human shields (and oil) and Finland the guerilla-fuck-all-supermen.

Some credit must be given to Norway though for running a pretty bad-ass resistance during WWII.

[quote]Scrotus wrote:
The following numbers were calculated by dividing the total estimated pop. in 2009 from wikipedia by the total medal count provided by super saiyan.
32354 people/medal for denmark
11402 people/medal for norway
15726 people/medal for sweden
11889 people/medal for finland
12247 people/medal for USA

lol denmark is the nerd of scandinavia.
PS I realize USA isnt in scandinavia, I just thought you guys were going to kick our ass at people/medal ratio, but I was wrong.[/quote]

Sports Statistics > Summer olympic medals > All time (per capita) (most recent) by country

1 Finland: 566.724 per 10 million people

2 Sweden: 520.995 per 10 million people

3 Hungary: 442.69 per 10 million people

4 Denmark: 296.392 per 10 million people

5 Norway: 291.748 per 10 million people

Winter olympic medals > All time (per capita) (most recent) by country

1 Liechtenstein: 266.928 per 1 million people

2 Norway: 57.2611 per 1 million people

3 Finland: 27.1874 per 1 million people

4 Austria: 19.7923 per 1 million people

5 Switzerland: 13.7535 per 1 million people

6 Sweden: 11.9973 per 1 million people

7 Luxembourg: 4.2683 per 1 million people

8 Netherlands: 4.20552 per 1 million people

9 Canada: 2.92638 per 1 million people

10 Estonia: 2.25056 per 1 million people

Here’s a more up to date list:
http://users.skynet.be/hermandw/olymp/reloly.html

[quote]Billy Whizz wrote:
If the nordic countries united the world would be fucked. Sweden would supply the suicide bombers, Denmark the vikings, Norway the human shields (and oil) and Finland the guerilla-fuck-all-supermen.

Some credit must be given to Norway though for running a pretty bad-ass resistance during WWII. [/quote]

Det er Rigtigt (thats right!!)

By the way… Denmark dont like Sweden or Norway for that matter…

[quote]DKsmallbutdeadly wrote:
Billy Whizz wrote:
If the nordic countries united the world would be fucked. Sweden would supply the suicide bombers, Denmark the vikings, Norway the human shields (and oil) and Finland the guerilla-fuck-all-supermen.

Some credit must be given to Norway though for running a pretty bad-ass resistance during WWII.

Det er Rigtigt (thats right!!)

By the way… Denmark dont like Sweden or Norway for that matter… [/quote]

well at least not the guys… id hit victoria silvsted anyday !?

Let’s keep focus and remember that our primary target for hatred should be Finland.
We Scandinavians need to band together…against the Fins.

And, yes, Swedish girls really are top-notch.

[quote]3IdSpetsnaz wrote:
On the other hand in Finland, babies are nursed on 120 proof Vodka, and given menthol cigarettes as pacifiers, and when they reach the ripe age of 5, they are thrown into a criminal neo-nazi gang as their kindergarten. The Finnish are the last real men on the planet.[/quote]
=D and don`t forget those polar bears at the streets of Helsinki.

While were on the subject of finland I have to give tribute the countrys contribution to music. you just gotta love it!! :slight_smile: