Alpha Male Fashion

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
When not at work I wear a tee shirt and old comfy jeans or shorts, idngf.[/quote]
Liar you wear armor and a helmet and knock the shit out of people with a stick.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
When not at work I wear a tee shirt and old comfy jeans or shorts, idngf.[/quote]
Liar you wear armor and a helmet and knock the shit out of people with a stick. [/quote]

ROFL, fine. When not fighting I wear the above… better?

Agree with Derek.

This whole preoccupation with being Alpha and appearing Alpha is the most Un-Alpha thing someone can do. I’m actually embarrassed for people writing this nonsense after I read it.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Agree with Derek.

This whole preoccupation with being Alpha and appearing Alpha is the most Un-Alpha thing someone can do. I’m actually embarrassed for people writing this nonsense after I read it. [/quote]

X2

Consider the source.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Agree with Derek.

This whole preoccupation with being Alpha and appearing Alpha is the most Un-Alpha thing someone can do. I’m actually embarrassed for people writing this nonsense after I read it. [/quote]

Alpha is just the new term guys use to describe ways of upping their chances with the opposite sex.

Do you have a problem with the word or men asking for advice of this nature?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Agree with Derek.

This whole preoccupation with being Alpha and appearing Alpha is the most Un-Alpha thing someone can do. I’m actually embarrassed for people writing this nonsense after I read it. [/quote]

PSsssHHHHHHHHHH! The easiest way to spot a beta is their preoccupation of Alphas appearing Alpha.

I’m so Alpha when I eat cheerios I shit ALPHbetes!

Edit: I’m so Alpha I still see the Livespills

Alphas dress and wear whatever they want to, betas talk about what they wear and try to mimic it.

[quote]sufiandy wrote:
Alphas dress and wear whatever they want to, betas talk about what they wear and try to mimic it.[/quote]

Alpha’s alpha alpha they’re alpha until they alpha the alpha alphas with their alpha-ness and then alpha alpha alphas with alpha and alpha to alpha…

(translated: Alpha’s don’t give a shit if they’re an alpha, they just do what an alpha does /alpha)

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]sufiandy wrote:
Alphas dress and wear whatever they want to, betas talk about what they wear and try to mimic it.[/quote]

Alpha’s alpha alpha they’re alpha until they alpha the alpha alphas with their alpha-ness and then alpha alpha alphas with alpha and alpha to alpha…

(translated: Alpha’s don’t give a shit if they’re an alpha, they just do what an alpha does /alpha)[/quote]

As an Alpha, I didn’t need a translation.

[quote]TheKraken wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]sufiandy wrote:
Alphas dress and wear whatever they want to, betas talk about what they wear and try to mimic it.[/quote]

Alpha’s alpha alpha they’re alpha until they alpha the alpha alphas with their alpha-ness and then alpha alpha alphas with alpha and alpha to alpha…

(translated: Alpha’s don’t give a shit if they’re an alpha, they just do what an alpha does /alpha)[/quote]

As an Alpha, I didn’t need a translation. [/quote]

It was for the sub-alphas

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
Alpha’s don’t care what time it is. [/quote]

Nonsense. They are 5 minutes early and expect betas to be there 10 minutes early.

Or maybe that’s “Type A.”

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
Alpha’s don’t care what time it is. [/quote]

Nonsense. They are 5 minutes early and expect betas to be there 10 minutes early.

Or maybe that’s “Type A.” [/quote]

And anyway, Jewbacca, wouldn’t you be considered an “Alef Male”?


This is the watch for someone who thinks he’s an Alef, but is really a Beit.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
This is the watch for someone who thinks he’s an Alef, but is really a Beit. [/quote]

Regardless, it’s tacky.

Something a tourist would wear in Israel.

Or a cheap aunt would give as a bar mitzvah present.

Wait, we’re going to talk about clothes and jewelry?

AND there will be pictures of Daniel Craig?

This is the best Tnation thread ever.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:
custom Rolex submariner with 3 carats of flawless natural diamonds and 5 carats of Ceylon sapphires. [/quote]

An “Alpha Male” watch is a practical watch and understated. A diamond encrusted Rolex is probably more douchey and nuvo-riche than “Alpha Male.” It just screams “trying too hard.”

For a Rolex, I’d say a Daytona in stainless steel would fit that. Perhaps a Yacht Master or ProHunter, depending on the person.

An IWC Pilot, any of the understated Ulysses Nardins, or a Tag also work.

My billionaire next door neighbor wears a Timex Ironman (but rides in the back of a black suburban with a driver and a bodyguard who both wear Rolexes with diamonds).[/quote]

I agree with the sentiment but I actually find gold watches tacky. And jewellery on men. I never wear anything made of gold(except my crown) because gold and jewellery are for women. A stainless steel watch is tacky because it has a diamond/sapphire encrusted bezel? Maybe a bit. But it’s not a watch I’d wear all the time in every situation. Most the time I don’t wear a watch at all.

This was very, very funny.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
This is the watch for someone who thinks he’s an Alef, but is really a Beit. [/quote]

Regardless, it’s tacky.

Something a tourist would wear in Israel.

Or a cheap aunt would give as a bar mitzvah present.[/quote]

When I was 12 my aunt gave me knitted socks for my birthday.

It’s pretty funny to hear a Jew use the phrase nuoveau riche. Of course all Jews are nuovo riche. The term originally referred to wealthy Jews and middle class Gentiles who imitated the aristocracy.