Aloof and Not Giving a F**k?!

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]JSMaxwell wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]JSMaxwell wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
You know I was wondering about fedoras. At first I thought they were 100% terrible, but then I remembered that Indiana Jones had one. Is that where these kids get it from? Are they trying to emulate Indiana Jones? If so then they have failed in literally every way possible other than the fedora.[/quote]

Geek check time. Who can tell me whats wrong with this statement?[/quote]

The fact that the kids that wear fedoras were not born yet when Indiana Jones was still cool?[/quote]

Nope.[/quote]

The fact that, contrary to Csulli’s assertion, the kids who wear fedoras are not failing to emulate Indiana Jones in literally every way possible (except the fedora), because the number of ways in which it would theoretically be possible to fail to emulate Indiana Jones are infinite, and therefore impossible to achieve?[/quote]

Nope. Its the fact that Indiana Jones did not wear a fedora.

[quote]JSMaxwell wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]JSMaxwell wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]JSMaxwell wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
You know I was wondering about fedoras. At first I thought they were 100% terrible, but then I remembered that Indiana Jones had one. Is that where these kids get it from? Are they trying to emulate Indiana Jones? If so then they have failed in literally every way possible other than the fedora.[/quote]

Geek check time. Who can tell me whats wrong with this statement?[/quote]

The fact that the kids that wear fedoras were not born yet when Indiana Jones was still cool?[/quote]

Nope.[/quote]

The fact that, contrary to Csulli’s assertion, the kids who wear fedoras are not failing to emulate Indiana Jones in literally every way possible (except the fedora), because the number of ways in which it would theoretically be possible to fail to emulate Indiana Jones are infinite, and therefore impossible to achieve?[/quote]

Nope. Its the fact that Indiana Jones did not wear a fedora.
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The people who make his fedora, call it a fedora…

http://www.adventurebilthats.com/indy.asp

"Adventurebilt Hat Company was chosen to make the famous and iconic brown fedora for Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. We also made Harrison’s gray fedora as seen in this new film.

We worked directly for Mr. Bernie Pollack, Harrison Ford’s personal costume designer. Bernie was given the task of recreating the iconic costume, 19 years after the last Indy film.

Many of the original suppliers were long gone, most having retired. This included Richard Swales, the man who supplied the earlier film hats of the Indy series.

We worked closely with Bernie, presenting him with various Indy fedoras with various crown heights, brim widths and creases. He narrowed it down to what he thought looked good on Ford. A filmed costume test was done, our hat was chosen, and we were given an order for 36 hats. We made 11 specifically for Harrison(9 brown ones and two gray). The rest of the order were for Harrison’s stunt doubles. We used the highest quality felt, made from Canadian beaver fur, and the hats were so durable that Bernie told me he had enough left to make another film. We always thought Indy should be wearing a tough hat, and we were allowed to finally put him in one. The wooden blocks used to create the hat were created by me, and replicated in the various sizes by Richard Lamode, a fine blockmaker from Mn. What we made for the new film is definitely a one of a kind fedora. Very 1930ish in appearance. Tall crown, wide brim, with the original ribbon used on the Raiders fedora. "

The original hats were also fedoras

http://www.swaineadeney.co.uk/products/poet_hat/index.html

It is a model of the Herbert Johnson wide brim felt hat called The Poet. If you google search that it makes an appearance in collector’s weekly under the fedora section.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

Someone who mistakes sexual attractivness for character or subconsciously conflates the two is an idiot, no matter what sex he or she happens to belong to. [/quote]

Strong Words for the Month. [/quote]

Definitely.

So nobody else read the fat fedora guy’s post and thought “Hmm… How DOES a computer generate a ‘random’ number?”

[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
So nobody else read the fat fedora guy’s post and thought “Hmm… How DOES a computer generate a ‘random’ number?”[/quote]

I have a book entitled Applied Cryptography sitting next to me on my desk right now. So no, I really don’t wonder.

But the simple answer is that the random numbers generated by a computer aren’t really random. They’re called pseudorandom numbers that are created by “pseudorandom number generators”. You put one number in the end (the “seed”), and another comes out the other side (the “random number”). You put in the same seed, you get the same results every single time you use that generator.

Usually in a computer, it uses the current time in “ticks” from the system clock (a single tick in most PCs is around 10-16 milliseconds) and uses that as the seed.

The algorithms used to generate a number from the seed are designed so that their results appear random over the long haul… if you’re just looking for a random number between 0 and 10, half of them will be greater than 5, half of them will be less than 5.

That’s basically how it works.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
and we wonder why the Chinese are kicking our ass…

"My girlfriend dropped me off at the gym after I cleaned her kitchen and begged her for a ride. She forgot to pick me up and told me to get the bus since she?s going to see a movie with a ?friend? from work. I got kicked off the bus because I didn?t have exact change and decided ?fuck it?, I?ll just walk the 4 miles. After jogging for 2 miles I realized I was going in the wrong direction. I got back to her house 3 hours later and she still wasn?t home.
I say down and took off my shoes. I had blisters all over my feet. Drank some water from the garden hose and tried to clean myself up. I layed on the cement next to the house and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next morning some tall dude was leaving my girlfriend?s house. He looked down on me and got in his BMW. My girlfriend wouldn?t let me in since she didn?t want any of my blood in the house.

She told me to wait outside and that she would make me some food. I went back to sleep and woke up at about noon, stiff as hell. There was a dog bowl on the porch with some burned scrambled eggs and a piece of white bread. Later she told me that it was the only clean dish she could find and we eventually made up. One day I overheard her work friend ask ?How?s Rover?? a few times, and realized they are talking about me. I want to leave her but I love her so much it hurt"[/quote]
Scary.[/quote]
Made up[/quote]
Effective.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
So nobody else read the fat fedora guy’s post and thought “Hmm… How DOES a computer generate a ‘random’ number?”[/quote]

I have a book entitled Applied Cryptography sitting next to me on my desk right now. So no, I really don’t wonder.

But the simple answer is that the random numbers generated by a computer aren’t really random. They’re called pseudorandom numbers that are created by “pseudorandom number generators”. You put one number in the end (the “seed”), and another comes out the other side (the “random number”). You put in the same seed, you get the same results every single time you use that generator.

Usually in a computer, it uses the current time in “ticks” from the system clock (a single tick in most PCs is around 10-16 milliseconds) and uses that as the seed.

The algorithms used to generate a number from the seed are designed so that their results appear random over the long haul… if you’re just looking for a random number between 0 and 10, half of them will be greater than 5, half of them will be less than 5.

That’s basically how it works.[/quote]

This confirms my assumptions about certain “random” happenings in online games and the like. Whether it be black jack or some flash game. anytime there is a “you’ll receive between 2-4 of these items from this pack” type shit, it averages 3 over the long run.

I ranted about this blog in the other thread already. Some good osts in here.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
So nobody else read the fat fedora guy’s post and thought “Hmm… How DOES a computer generate a ‘random’ number?”[/quote]

I have a book entitled Applied Cryptography sitting next to me on my desk right now. So no, I really don’t wonder.

But the simple answer is that the random numbers generated by a computer aren’t really random. They’re called pseudorandom numbers that are created by “pseudorandom number generators”. You put one number in the end (the “seed”), and another comes out the other side (the “random number”). You put in the same seed, you get the same results every single time you use that generator.

Usually in a computer, it uses the current time in “ticks” from the system clock (a single tick in most PCs is around 10-16 milliseconds) and uses that as the seed.

The algorithms used to generate a number from the seed are designed so that their results appear random over the long haul… if you’re just looking for a random number between 0 and 10, half of them will be greater than 5, half of them will be less than 5.

That’s basically how it works.[/quote]

Sweet. I knew it couldn’t be truly random, but I didn’t know the nuts and bolts behind it.

this is some funny shit man. and fedoras were no longer cool post prohibition unless on fictional characters and even then it is still debatable.


Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.[/quote]

But those lips.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.[/quote]

But those lips.[/quote]

Scream one or two blowjobs in a bar restroom.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.[/quote]

But those lips.[/quote]

Scream one or two blowjobs in a bar restroom. [/quote]

That’s how it all starts

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.[/quote]

But those lips.[/quote]

Scream one or two blowjobs in a bar restroom. [/quote]

That’s how it all starts[/quote]

No, thats where most of it ends.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.[/quote]

But those lips.[/quote]

Scream one or two blowjobs in a bar restroom. [/quote]

That’s how it all starts[/quote]

No, thats where most of it ends.[/quote]

For you. Not for this guy.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.[/quote]

But those lips.[/quote]

Scream one or two blowjobs in a bar restroom. [/quote]

That’s how it all starts[/quote]

No, thats where most of it ends.[/quote]

For you. Not for this guy.[/quote]

He can have her.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:
Wow. It’s not just the guys on this site.[/quote]

That practically screams longterm commitment.[/quote]

But those lips.[/quote]

Scream one or two blowjobs in a bar restroom. [/quote]

That’s how it all starts[/quote]

No, thats where most of it ends.[/quote]

For you. Not for this guy.[/quote]

He obviously needs to do more deadlifts.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
So nobody else read the fat fedora guy’s post and thought “Hmm… How DOES a computer generate a ‘random’ number?”[/quote]

I have a book entitled Applied Cryptography sitting next to me on my desk right now. So no, I really don’t wonder.

But the simple answer is that the random numbers generated by a computer aren’t really random. They’re called pseudorandom numbers that are created by “pseudorandom number generators”. You put one number in the end (the “seed”), and another comes out the other side (the “random number”). You put in the same seed, you get the same results every single time you use that generator.

Usually in a computer, it uses the current time in “ticks” from the system clock (a single tick in most PCs is around 10-16 milliseconds) and uses that as the seed.

The algorithms used to generate a number from the seed are designed so that their results appear random over the long haul… if you’re just looking for a random number between 0 and 10, half of them will be greater than 5, half of them will be less than 5.

That’s basically how it works.[/quote]

This confirms my assumptions about certain “random” happenings in online games and the like. Whether it be black jack or some flash game. anytime there is a “you’ll receive between 2-4 of these items from this pack” type shit, it averages 3 over the long run.

I ranted about this blog in the other thread already. Some good osts in here.
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Not all RNGs are created equal and not all RNGs work the same or have the same quality of algorithm. An RNG could be a continuous draw machine repeatedly selecting and discarding numbers running on a massive set of seeds that are generated from each other and the time when the ‘draw’ is made is what actually determines the number picked, as opposed to using the time of the draw as a seed. Or a selection algorithm could use some unique attribute of the client combined with a timestamp and a set of mouse coordinates for example and so while they are technically pseudo random, they are still random for all intents and purposes. What does distinguish a lot of algorithms as pseudo random is the test somewhat equally distributed set of selections.

Still it takes MILLIONS of runs through a decent RNG to make it through a single pass of the seed chain and anything that is certified for gaming or lottery will have been put through tests in the BILLIONS to makes sure there isn’t a pattern and there isn’t a repeat sequence in the chain. Online gambling sites that are legit are not going to use the Java Random() function that basically takes a seed passed by the user and comes up with a number. The real deal is far more complex than that. And still you can use the same drawing machine doing picks for months on end and not a see a set show up that seems statistically impossible but it is still just because it is a random as you’re going to get. I’ve worked on games that have made us sweat when we see the first bunch of weeks in production and the results are not as equally distributed as would make Business folks comfortable so we run the numbers over and over again and don’t see an issue, and eventually the data spreads out but sometimes it takes a long time.

One of the first games I worked with the winner algorithm with we tested the shit out of, as in we ran simulators calling the data for months and analyzed it and everything was good but when we launched, one particular progressive scenario grew so much bigger than expected the UI wasn’t formatted correctly and people were freaking out. And we analysed the production data over and over again and the scenario was showing up but not getting sold (just bad luck :wink: ) But the scenario finally happened, someone was was a happy dude and it took a couple of years for it to get that large again.

Anyhow, I can say in all honesty, if you’re playing poker or blackjack online from a legit place, you can bet your odds are no better or worse than a regular deck of cards.