Almost Got Jumped

To the OP,

You should have slammed your own face into the locker, and then gone medieval on their asses. You could claim that they jumped you first (hence the the face slam) and that you were defending yourself. Not only that, but it really freaks people out if you slam your own face in a locker and then come after them.

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
nephorm wrote:
You have a right to self-defense, but in many states you don’t have the right to defend your property with violence.

That’s so true, and it sucks at the same time. But you did the right thing by not exploding. That feeling you described, your adrenaline going, you want to tear them apart with your bare hands. They would have been too easy to slap down. But you had the good judgement to do the right thing. By not smearing them into the floor, you actually saved yourself many problems–assault charges, lawsuits. Good for you!

They’ll eventually do themselves in.

And this is for Grey: BRUCE LEE WOULD HAVE KICKED THEIR BUTTS!!! (haha, just kidding)…[/quote]

Chinadoll…
First of all Bruce Lee was already dead when this happened. He could have used Bruces dead body by swinging it around and bashing those three punks.
Of course if he was alive then he would have numchuk pulverised them into oblivion and then hid them in the lockers where thier corpses would rot until a week later a fat guy opened those three lockers (cause his stuff didn’t fit into one) and screamed out loud to find these punks just as dead as Bruce Lee. (Try saying that in one breath).

All kidding aside. The guy who started this thread did the right thing especially if it was leg day.
If on the other hand he was to be working back and bis then he should have stomped them. Shoulders would have been a walk away backwards fast while if it was a chest and tri day he should have made friends with them…
Calves day is always flip a coin.

Has anybody thought about what Chuck Norris would have done in that situation?

[quote]Massif wrote:
To the OP,

You should have slammed your own face into the locker, and then gone medieval on their asses. You could claim that they jumped you first (hence the the face slam) and that you were defending yourself. Not only that, but it really freaks people out if you slam your own face in a locker and then come after them.[/quote]

I like that one…

DD

You did the right thing, man. Trust me, with fights as an adult, it is lose/lose all the way. Even if you win the fight, you lose in the long run, because the cops WILL arrest the least-damaged person and make the beat up person out to be the victim – doesn’t matter who threw the first punch – BELIEVE ME. I’ve had a lot of doors close for me over the last 14 years because of a fight in a parking lot when I was 18 and exactly that happened. Had nothing to lose back then and didn’t care (didn’t think I was the bad guy, either); didn’t think about it haunting me so far down the road. Unless you’ve got a pretty high priced lawyer, remember: Criminal records are forever.

And I think you also did the right thing by addressing it right then and there when the guy was alone; you got your message across without escalating the situation, which you might have had you alerted any kind of authority. You don’t need to be looking over your shoulder, wondering where these little turds are going to jump out at you from, day in and day out. Therein lies the big difference; you have something to lose, they don’t and thus they have all the time in the world to find out where you live, where you work, etc.

And as far as burgulars suing because of injuries aquired by breaking into homes, 99.9% of those stories are internet bullshit. A handful of ballsy would-be burglars have filed suit over the years, but HELLO folks: IN AMERICA, ANYONE CAN SUE ANYONE FOR ANYTHING. Just because someone files suit doesn’t mean shit. It will likely be thrown out by the first judge that lays eyes on it, and as far as I know this has always been the case in these instances, and NO burglar has ever succesfully sued a homeowner for slipping in their kitchen or whatever.

A lot of these lawsuit stories get blown out of proportion, like the McDonald’s case where the old lady got millions of dollars for spilling coffee on her lap. The FACTS of that case are, she wasn’t driving, and the coffee was hot enought to boil chicken, not to mention lleave 3rd degree burns on her crotch and ass, which required skin grafts. THAT’s why she got money. And it wasn’t millions. She got 480,000.

Back on topic, the dude did right not swinging like a gorilla, but the wrong thing by not reporting the lil’ wannabes. It’s seldom a good idea to initiate contact, and lying about how it happened if you did isn’t a great idea. either.

[quote]Devil0351Dog wrote:
mazilla wrote:
mazilla wrote:
WideGuy wrote:
Having had my ass beaten by more then 10 people at a time, in addition to being shot once and stabbed (all seperate occassions) I would say that catching an ass beating is NOT the worse thing. Sitting in a court room wasting hundred and thousands of you dollars over some little insignificant peice of shit hurts alot more.

I’ve had plenty of experiance with thugs. By definition they almost never have the balls to fight one on one. Just know accept that as a rule. Beyond that if it’s really worth it to you just remember, everyone has to be alone sometimes.

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.

in fact this is the gun he tasted right here. i love this gun, it’s perfect.

Fuck. You’re the reason why normal law abiding citizens and gun lovers like myself will end up losing all of our guns someday down the road. Whether your story is true or not, the fact that you BRAG about making some dude “taste” your .45 is sickening. Seriously, yours is NOT the kind of story that would appear in “The Armed Citizen” in the front of NRA mags. You SHOULD be in jail for illegal possession of a handgun (you were under 21, right?) and some other shit. Damn, keep this shit to yourself and PLEASE grow up before you ruin it for the rest of us.

DD[/quote]

yea, maybe. but it is a sick ass pistola, no? like i said that was back in high school, and i have indeed grown up. next time i will pull the trigger.i did get stabbed you fuck mook. i guess for you “law abiding” cirtizens don’t have to deal with real life too often. lifes a bitch, then you get stabbed.then you put guns in peoples mouths, thats the way it goes. i have had firearms since i was 16. i now have a .308 winchester sniper rifle conversion, a .45 springfiield 1911-a1, a winchester 1300 12 gauge, a beretta .380 compact(which i keep in my glovebox, actually it’s behind the glovebox), a smith and wesson .40 sigma, a taurus .357 revolver. my next piece will be a either a baby desert eagle .9mm, or a .38 snub nose revolver with fully internal hammer.so actually i am the reason guns are made, because i enjoy them, and i own them. i buy one firearm per year, usually as a christmas present to myself. i am an avid shooter, and have begun to meddle with gunsmithing(in my spare time).i am a member of the nra, and am in the process of attaining my concealed carry permit. which is a pain in the ass here in california, with our bullshit gun laws. thats a different thread all together.

At least you had a good workout…

[quote]mazilla wrote:

in fact this is the gun he tasted right here. i love this gun, it’s perfect.
[/quote]

I love the $50 bill beside it. Tony Montana ain’t got shit on you!

[quote]mazilla wrote:
and am in the process of attaining my concealed carry permit[/quote]

Make sure to tell them the story you just told us – nothing helps those permits go through like street cred.

[quote]Massif wrote:
it really freaks people out if you slam your own face in a locker and then come after them.[/quote]

That sounds like the voice of experience…
seriously funny stuff!

[quote]mazilla wrote:
i am a member of the nra, and am in the process of attaining my concealed carry permit. which is a pain in the ass here in california, with our bullshit gun laws. thats a different thread all together.[/quote]

If those bullshit gun laws stop a bad boy psychopath like you from having a concealed carry permit then I would suggest that they are not in the least bit bullshit.

[quote]mazilla wrote:
Devil0351Dog wrote:
mazilla wrote:
mazilla wrote:
WideGuy wrote:
Having had my ass beaten by more then 10 people at a time, in addition to being shot once and stabbed (all seperate occassions) I would say that catching an ass beating is NOT the worse thing. Sitting in a court room wasting hundred and thousands of you dollars over some little insignificant peice of shit hurts alot more.

I’ve had plenty of experiance with thugs. By definition they almost never have the balls to fight one on one. Just know accept that as a rule. Beyond that if it’s really worth it to you just remember, everyone has to be alone sometimes.

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.

in fact this is the gun he tasted right here. i love this gun, it’s perfect.

Fuck. You’re the reason why normal law abiding citizens and gun lovers like myself will end up losing all of our guns someday down the road. Whether your story is true or not, the fact that you BRAG about making some dude “taste” your .45 is sickening. Seriously, yours is NOT the kind of story that would appear in “The Armed Citizen” in the front of NRA mags. You SHOULD be in jail for illegal possession of a handgun (you were under 21, right?) and some other shit. Damn, keep this shit to yourself and PLEASE grow up before you ruin it for the rest of us.

DD

yea, maybe. but it is a sick ass pistola, no? like i said that was back in high school, and i have indeed grown up. next time i will pull the trigger.i did get stabbed you fuck mook. i guess for you “law abiding” cirtizens don’t have to deal with real life too often. lifes a bitch, then you get stabbed.then you put guns in peoples mouths, thats the way it goes. i have had firearms since i was 16. i now have a .308 winchester sniper rifle conversion, a .45 springfiield 1911-a1, a winchester 1300 12 gauge, a beretta .380 compact(which i keep in my glovebox, actually it’s behind the glovebox), a smith and wesson .40 sigma, a taurus .357 revolver. my next piece will be a either a baby desert eagle .9mm, or a .38 snub nose revolver with fully internal hammer.so actually i am the reason guns are made, because i enjoy them, and i own them. i buy one firearm per year, usually as a christmas present to myself. i am an avid shooter, and have begun to meddle with gunsmithing(in my spare time).i am a member of the nra, and am in the process of attaining my concealed carry permit. which is a pain in the ass here in california, with our bullshit gun laws. thats a different thread all together.[/quote]

When somebody assaults and stabs you going to the police and filing a complaint isn’t being a snitch. Unless of course your relationship with them was illicit to begin with.

Taking 30 of your freinds over to someones house to tear people up is a good way to get your freinds shot and/or arrested. Especially after putting people in ICU. I’m surprised noone ended up doing state time over that.

That you had more of this stupid shit go back and forth and had to run around town with a .45 risking arrest shows the foolishness of not going to the police.

Your course of action is not one to emulate.

As a NRA member I am sure you know your second amendment rights, but I think you should brush up on your fifth amendment rights.

[quote]arDieselar wrote:
n the locker room getting ready to hit legs. Some wannabe thug starts going through my locker.

“What the fuck are you doing?”
Dude turned around and looked like he almost shit himself.

2 other lil thugs run up and get in my face. I start getting static from all three of the dudes.

“C’mon big dude come outside.”
I got that feeling I get when I am about to lose it. They all looked 18-19 and Im 20 with about 60-80 pounds on them. All I could think about was losing my sweet gym membership for breaking the guy’s face. I was mature about it for one time in my life. I walked away.

I probably wouldve caught a charge.

Three dudes wouldve been impossible anyways.

After it all, I had a good workout.
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Dude, did you turn them in to the management or report them to the cops? 3 on 1 is bad but not impossible, especially against young punks. Make sure you take out the first one real hard. Once you destroy him, the other 2 will be hesitant. Not that I’m some UFC champion or anything, but I’ve seen it done. Like James Brown said “I don’t know karate, but I know crazy”.

Pussies. If you guys would spend less time doing lame ass balance ball work and more time curling maybe these jokers wouldn’t be fucking with you.

ORRRR you could man the fuck up and whoop all ass around you.

[quote]Massif wrote:
To the OP,

You should have slammed your own face into the locker, and then gone medieval on their asses. …[/quote]

Or you slam your head into the locker a bit too hard, knock yourself out, wake up to find they not only went through your locker, but also took your Weightlifting belt and Ipod. But at least you’ll have the scar to tell the story of how you got jumped by at least 10 huge guys but you were able to fight them off.

[quote]
Not in todays world.
A women was sued because a guy,who was Breaking into her house, hurt himself on her glass window when he broke it.So,not always.[/quote]

I’m not sure where you got that information from, but I seriously doubt that guy won. In Texas, if someone breaks into your home, you can - by law - use deadly force against the intruder. Just a couple years ago, a teenage guy in southwest Houston was shot and killed by his girlfriend’s Father when he tried sneaking in her window late at night for some after hours poontang. Obviously, the Father thought it was a burglar so he acted on it and charges were never filed or even implied.

Personally, I don’t own a gun because I live in an apartment and wouldn’t want to risk harm to anyone in neighboring units should I need to use violence against an intruder. So, I just keep a 1983 Louisville Slugger nearby for protection.

To the OP, kudos for keeping your cool in that situation. For all you know you could have made that kid realize it’s not a smart thing to steal stuff, and maybe he’ll start making better decisions from now on.

this thread reeks of fear. to think that all the pussies who think that i was wrong for not cowering away in fear after being jumped and stabbed makes me sick. you call yourself men? hahahahaha, it’s people like you who make this country weak. what would you all do? go cry to your momma? please tell me where you live so that i can come and make you my bitch. i might as well, somebody is going to. from now on you call me daddy, and hold my belt loop. grow a set of balls then come back and talk to me. oh and the reason nobody had any trouble with the police is, if you don’t tell them shit they don’t know shit. besides, like i keep saying this was years ago.but i will never forget the lessons i learned in my past. if you don’t start shit, won’t be shit. if you start shit with me i will take your life, if the occasion calls for it of course. now, being that i am successful, white, and ship narcotics for large pharmacuetical companies, i can’t wait to get my CC permit. then it’s all in self defense. :slight_smile:

p.s. sometimes i like to hang upside down blindfolded and take my pistol apart real fast and put it back together before my nose starts to bleed.

mazilla

[quote]Ryu13 wrote:
Pussies. If you guys would spend less time doing lame ass balance ball work and more time curling maybe these jokers wouldn’t be fucking with you.

ORRRR you could man the fuck up and whoop all ass around you.[/quote]

Real men don’t feel the need to fight to prove themselves. There are better ways at dealing with confrontation. To call people pussies on the internet, shows a lot about you.

Manning up, as you call it, can be devestating to the successful man who has much to lose due to things like lawsuits, and possibly loss of life if people acted the way you suggest.

Being a real man is earning a great living, caring for the family and being there for them. Being a real man also means knowing when to control your temper.

Wreckless behavior like you suggest is immature.

The dude should have grabbed management right then and there. Have em take a ride in the cop car.

[quote]mazilla wrote:

i am the reason guns are made, because i enjoy them, and i own them. i buy one firearm per year, usually as a christmas present to myself.
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you enjoy guns…? okkkkkk, i didn’t know a gun muzzle would be big enough for even someone with a dick as small as yours.

You not only buy yourself your christmas presents… you also make that present a gun…

You are an absolute fucking thug.