Almost Got Jumped

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[quote]WideGuy wrote:
Having had my ass beaten by more then 10 people at a time, in addition to being shot once and stabbed (all seperate occassions) I would say that catching an ass beating is NOT the worse thing. Sitting in a court room wasting hundred and thousands of you dollars over some little insignificant peice of shit hurts alot more.

I’ve had plenty of experiance with thugs. By definition they almost never have the balls to fight one on one. Just know accept that as a rule. Beyond that if it’s really worth it to you just remember, everyone has to be alone sometimes.[/quote]

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.

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It sounds like you handeled the situation well. As Jesus said “those who live by the sword die by the sword”.

There’s nothing wrong with being a good Christian and forgiving someone. It’s even healthy because you do not have the stress of being angry.

Either these punks are going to change their ways, in which case forgiveness is justified or they are going to continue till they run into that someone who will tear them up.

Anyone with real world experience or who watches the news, will tell you that violence begets violence. Unlike being an internet badass who would have maimed and killed over a dirty jockstrap, the real world has consequences.

Over the years, I’ve had more than one karate teacher who has gotten sued or brought up on charges. In such circumstances if you have so much as one previous conviction for assault (like several of my teachers), you will be in a world of hurt.

Good move on not going outside with them either. The legal term for that is mutual assault. Mutual assault means that both of you can be charged and it would have been three words against one in court.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Just remember what Dalton says, “No one ever wins a fight”.

He did, however, kick lots of dude’s asses. He was a hypocrite. He even killed that one guy.[/quote]

Hey! He had no choice…that woman never told him she was married.

:slight_smile:

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No worries, you did the right thing. I avoided a fight Saturday night with a guy 100 lbs lighter than me because, what’s the point? What have I got to prove? Its not worth the trouble.

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I can’t beleive he’s still living in the past! THat damn Dalton.

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[quote]lostinthought wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Just remember what Dalton says, “No one ever wins a fight”.

He did, however, kick lots of dude’s asses. He was a hypocrite. He even killed that one guy.

Hey! He had no choice…that woman never told him she was married.

:slight_smile: [/quote]

Cause when a man puts a gun in your face, you got two choices: you can die, or you can kill the motherfucker.

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Get their names, find out where they live and break into their houses and steal everything of value.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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First of all, I’m surprised you did not turn the punks in. Why not?

You just ‘walked away’ as they were still going through your stuff?

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[quote]mazilla wrote:

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.
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I honestly couldn’t stop laughing when I read this.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Just remember what Dalton says, “No one ever wins a fight”.

He did, however, kick lots of dude’s asses. He was a hypocrite. He even killed that one guy.

Hey! He had no choice…that woman never told him she was married.

:slight_smile:

Cause when a man puts a gun in your face, you got two choices: you can die, or you can kill the motherfucker.[/quote]

Best movie ever to watch at 2:30am when your wasted out of your mind.

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Man, I just hope that some of you immediate, no questions asked, violence advocators aren’t cops.

They weren’t “stealing” shit. Our man witnessed one person going through his bag and verbally accosted him for doing so.

What if the “thug” was honestly mistaken and thought the bag was his? It’s a far stretch I know but it can happen. I know this because I’ve been that guy before. I felt like a total dick because the other guy thought I was a crook but I made an honest (albeit stupid) mistake. Luckilly for me he didn’t “come up from behind and smash my head into a locker”. If he had, I’d have sued the impulsive motherfucker.

A guy breaking into your home is a far cry from someone rumaging through your gym bag. Think before you act!

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[quote]Soldierslim wrote:
Man, I just hope that some of you immediate, no questions asked, violence advocators aren’t cops.

They weren’t “stealing” shit. Our man witnessed one person going through his bag and verbally accosted him for doing so.

What if the “thug” was honestly mistaken and thought the bag was his? It’s a far stretch I know but it can happen. I know this because I’ve been that guy before. I felt like a total dick because the other guy thought I was a crook but I made an honest (albeit stupid) mistake. Luckilly for me he didn’t “come up from behind and smash my head into a locker”. If he had, I’d have sued the impulsive motherfucker.

A guy breaking into your home is a far cry from someone rumaging through your gym bag. Think before you act![/quote]

And thanks for your input Dr. Phil.

This is T-Nation, we’re all hardcore creatine and protein users and don’t think. Pop his eye out and skullfuck him in front of his buddies. Tell the cops you weren’t in control. The whey made you crazy. The public and the media would love a story like that. You’d be out in 6 months on good behavior.

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[quote]K-Narf wrote:
mazilla wrote:

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.

I honestly couldn’t stop laughing when I read this.[/quote]

This should go down in T-Nation history.

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[quote]K-Narf wrote:
mazilla wrote:

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.

I honestly couldn’t stop laughing when I read this.[/quote]

Reminds me of this story my english teacher told me last year. He’s a huge guy (football player DIII, wrestler), and back in high school he was at a party. He was inside, and there was a bunch of guys circled around his car, so basically he couldn’t leave. There were like fifteen of them, and he was there with three of his friends. So anyways, the guys around his car sent some scrawny kid inside to ask them and I quote, “They want to know do you wanna ruble?”

My teacher, being a pretty smart guy (or really dumb, depending on how you see it) tells the messenger kid, “Tell them to get all thier chains, thier knives, and thier guns and meet us back here in twenty minutes.” — with a totally straight face.

The kid goes out there and tells them all what my teacher said. They send the kid back in as they scatter. “They said it’s ok…”

My english teacher had some great stories.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
Cthulhu wrote:
Someone was trying to break into my house once and I ended up breaking the guys legs.Sometimes you just have to stand up and not let people walk over you.The police around here don’t do their job anyway.Hell,they write more speeding tickets than they do catch drug dealers.So I’d like to see what they would of done to a guy who I caught TRYING to break into my house,but actually ddin’t.

Home breakins usually qualify as self defense.[/quote]

Not in todays world.
A women was sued because a guy,who was Breaking into her house, hurt himself on her glass window when he broke it.So,not always.

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[quote]mazilla wrote:
WideGuy wrote:
Having had my ass beaten by more then 10 people at a time, in addition to being shot once and stabbed (all seperate occassions) I would say that catching an ass beating is NOT the worse thing. Sitting in a court room wasting hundred and thousands of you dollars over some little insignificant peice of shit hurts alot more.

I’ve had plenty of experiance with thugs. By definition they almost never have the balls to fight one on one. Just know accept that as a rule. Beyond that if it’s really worth it to you just remember, everyone has to be alone sometimes.

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.
[/quote]

in fact this is the gun he tasted right here. i love this gun, it’s perfect.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
You have a right to self-defense, but in many states you don’t have the right to defend your property with violence.

You probably would’ve gotten off, though.[/quote]

In Texas you have the right to defend your self and property using deadly force if necessary. Great State Texas!

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[quote]Majin wrote:
If 9 out of 10 would’ve just walked away without even trying then I must conclude that 9 out of 10 are pussy. You don’t have to fight to the death but don’t fucking walk away like a complete pant-shitter without even trying to take them on. Thieves know how far to push it with the scare tactics but if you look the part you can flip that shit right around. A least knock one down see what happens.
[/quote]

Great advice. Now run downstairs. Mommy’s calling — your mac & cheese is ready.

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[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
K-Narf wrote:
mazilla wrote:

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.

I honestly couldn’t stop laughing when I read this.

Reminds me of this story my english teacher told me last year. He’s a huge guy (football player DIII, wrestler), and back in high school he was at a party. He was inside, and there was a bunch of guys circled around his car, so basically he couldn’t leave. There were like fifteen of them, and he was there with three of his friends. So anyways, the guys around his car sent some scrawny kid inside to ask them and I quote, “They want to know do you wanna ruble?”

My teacher, being a pretty smart guy (or really dumb, depending on how you see it) tells the messenger kid, “Tell them to get all thier chains, thier knives, and thier guns and meet us back here in twenty minutes.” — with a totally straight face.

The kid goes out there and tells them all what my teacher said. They send the kid back in as they scatter. “They said it’s ok…”

My english teacher had some great stories.[/quote]

I guess he wasn’t that great of an english teacher if you’re still spelling “their” wrong.

sorry, couldn’t resist. :slight_smile:

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[quote]mazilla wrote:
mazilla wrote:
WideGuy wrote:
Having had my ass beaten by more then 10 people at a time, in addition to being shot once and stabbed (all seperate occassions) I would say that catching an ass beating is NOT the worse thing. Sitting in a court room wasting hundred and thousands of you dollars over some little insignificant peice of shit hurts alot more.

I’ve had plenty of experiance with thugs. By definition they almost never have the balls to fight one on one. Just know accept that as a rule. Beyond that if it’s really worth it to you just remember, everyone has to be alone sometimes.

been there done that. i was stabbed and jumped by 15-20 people(only one stabbed me), i was with my pussy friends and they did’nt do shit. they said they were trying to get guys off of me, but i did’nt see them anywhere but off to the side.long story short, to return the favor i went to a party with about 30 of the “homies” and we fucked EVERYBODY up.

three of the guys were there(one of them was the one who made the decision to have everybody jump me) him and another guy ended up in an icu. the rest just got stomped. the shit went on for months afterwards. the guys were not happy with getting the favor returned so they tried to get revenge on my revenge three more times. each time they ended up bloody on the street.

finally to stop the drama i put my .45 in the “leaders” mouth and made him beg. he was crying and saying shit about his kid and he was sorry and all that crap. enough people saw that they never started shit again. in fact they did’nt have the balls to tell me to leave their own party at on of their houses.this was back in high school of course. these things have a way of getting out of hand fast, if your not prepared to put an end to it, then don’t start it, or go to the police and be a snitch.

in fact this is the gun he tasted right here. i love this gun, it’s perfect.
[/quote]

Fuck. You’re the reason why normal law abiding citizens and gun lovers like myself will end up losing all of our guns someday down the road. Whether your story is true or not, the fact that you BRAG about making some dude “taste” your .45 is sickening. Seriously, yours is NOT the kind of story that would appear in “The Armed Citizen” in the front of NRA mags. You SHOULD be in jail for illegal possession of a handgun (you were under 21, right?) and some other shit. Damn, keep this shit to yourself and PLEASE grow up before you ruin it for the rest of us.

DD