Almost Got Into a Fight at the Gym

[quote]blackhand wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
lol it’s always the same thing. Old guys who are hating on often stronger but smaller young guys. I got into confrontation 4-5 times last year at my old gym. A good portion of them were obviously on roids. Now I train at home and it’s much better.[/quote]
38 is not fucking old! Old doesn’t happen until you’re 40+. But ask me in 2 years, and I’ll say 50+ = old.[/quote]

a mere number doesn’t make one old. your belief in it does.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]jj77 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
A guy used to do this to me at the gym so I shot him. Now nobody talks to me except for the cops.

:([/quote]

LMao, yeah I never get meatheads who think muscles stop bullets. I love lifting but a crazy, stupid, nothing to lose dipshit who weighs 100 pounds can end even the biggest dudes life with one trigger pull.

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Is there even one guy who thinks his muscles can stop bullets???[/quote]

Colossus and Juggernaut

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
He’s already senile at 38.[/quote]

'scuse me?[/quote]

HE SAID HE’S ALREADY SENILE AT 38[/quote]

I LOL’d. Hard.

There was a guy like that at my girlfriend’s gym. He’d didn’t claim to out-lift anyone, he was just completely oblivious to even the most blatant social cues. Staring at people, interrupting them mid-set, etc. This guy sounds similar.

It’s possible he’s got some kind of autism-related disorder. I don’t mean that as a put-down, I’m serious that autism can lead to not being able to read even the simplest social cues. Your best plan is to simply IGNORE him. If you don’t give him any payoff, which includes letting him see you’re annoyed, he’ll eventually lose interest in speaking to you.

Of course, given his very advanced age, it’s also possible he’ll simply die soon.

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
I think your problem is your not lifting hard enough, first of all if someones getting in your face and talking shit your face muscles are probably weak i make sure to work them out first thing by slamming my face into the wall repeatedly and grunt like a motherfucker just to let the rest of the gym know how much of a bad ass i am, also laying on the floor and tossing a medicine ball up and trying to headbutt it in descent is a excellent neck strengthener, you should probbably work on your leet ninja balance skills by doing the bosu ball mantis karate stance while screaming a warcry every 30 seconds to keep your ki energy up i am honestly i find lifting to be a near religious experience so i make sure to scream in tongues loudly just so everyone know i have the spirit of iron in me.

If you do this i guarantee no one will give you shit in the gym [/quote]

No offense, OP…but…

THIS!!!

[quote]ReignIB wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
He’s already senile at 38.[/quote]

'scuse me?[/quote]

HE SAID HE’S ALREADY SENILE AT 38[/quote]

I LOL’d. Hard.[/quote]

X 2. Fucking brilliant Brad. I think I turn 38 this year but I always forget if that is this year or next year. Cause I know that a few years ago I turned …30 something, I remember that show it wasnt very good.

^^^Ha! Nice!

Wait, I should post that Monty Python video again with the 37 year-old guy in that Monty Python video again.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

So where was the almost fight?[/quote]

Haha.

Please rename this thread to “I got punked out at the gym today.”

For next time…

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

For next time…[/quote]

Dude, EPIC post. You see the end of that episode?
“COME ON YOU SKINHEAD MOTHER FUCKER, LET’S GO!”
“He is not a skinhead, he just got out of chemotherapy!”

Man this thread makes me feel really old at 43.

[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
Man this thread makes me feel really old at 43.[/quote]

<--------47, and I hate punk-ass kids who hog the squat rack doing endless shrugs with redic weights.

(hope the OP wasn’t talking bout me!)

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
Man this thread makes me feel really old at 43.[/quote]

<--------47, and I hate punk-ass kids who hog the squat rack doing endless shrugs with redic weights.

(hope the OP wasn’t talking bout me!)
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WIMP!

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

For next time…[/quote]

One of the best scenes on TV Ever. I mean has there ever been a 2minute scene that can induce so much laughter?

[quote]imhungry wrote:

WIMP![/quote]

Plick!

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

WIMP![/quote]

Plick!
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Wanna fight?!?

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

For next time…[/quote]

Hahaha! Full of win!

[quote]optheta wrote:

One of the best scenes on TV Ever. I mean has there ever been a 2minute scene that can induce so much laughter?[/quote]

I fuckin love that show and Leon is the man. He did some stand up in NYC last year. He had me in fuckin tears cracking up.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
WIMP![/quote]
Plick!
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Wanna fight?!?[/quote]

bring it!