Airline Seats


So how many seats should this person have to purchase? This a picture of a passenger waiting for a plane at Heathrow airport.

Never mind that what’s that chair made off!!! The legs should have given out.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
So how many seats should this person have to purchase?

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The whole fuckin’ plane!

[quote]tattoo’d’popeye wrote:
Never mind that what’s that chair made off!!! The legs should have given out.[/quote]

A round of applause for the welder.

Looks like an ad for indestructible folding chairs.

That chair is amazing if only I was that strong.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
So how many seats should this person have to purchase?[/quote]

None. Livestock flies in the cargo bay.

I’d hit it…

[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
I’d hit it…[/quote]

wtf!?

[quote]mazevedo wrote:

The whole fuckin’ plane![/quote]

LOL! That was funny.

Buy stock in the company that makes the seat!!!

christ, I wish I would have invested in a fat people clothing company. I’d be rich.

Isn’t it funny how really really fat people still have normal sized feet? You would think that they would just have enormous muscles in their legs and even their feet due to carrying around that much damn weight all day. That would be like squatting 500lbs, every time you got up and walked.

[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
I’d hit it…[/quote]

… with a steel pipe.

[quote]eengrms76 wrote:
Isn’t it funny how really really fat people still have normal sized feet? You would think that they would just have enormous muscles in their legs and even their feet due to carrying around that much damn weight all day. That would be like squatting 500lbs, every time you got up and walked.[/quote]

I could be wrong, but I think I remember reading that when women become pregnant their feet eventually grow a little longer to help support their new front heavy load. Perhaps the same thing happens with obese people.

[quote]taylorsj wrote:
eengrms76 wrote:
Isn’t it funny how really really fat people still have normal sized feet? You would think that they would just have enormous muscles in their legs and even their feet due to carrying around that much damn weight all day. That would be like squatting 500lbs, every time you got up and walked.

I could be wrong, but I think I remember reading that when women become pregnant their feet eventually grow a little longer to help support their new front heavy load. Perhaps the same thing happens with obese people.[/quote]

In that case, the woman on the picture would look like Sideshow Bob…

It’s as annoying as when they let people with too much carry-on luggage or too big of carry-on luggage.

Overweight man sues Air France over seat row

An overweight passenger has sued Air France after being told he was too fat and had to pay for a second seat to accommodate his bulk.Jean-Jacques Jauffret, a French scriptwriter, told Reuters on Wednesday he had felt humiliated by Air France staff who had measured his waist in public at New Dehli airport in 2005 and decided he was too big for a single seat.

A lawyer representing Air France told a court on Tuesday the company had a clear policy of asking obese passengers to pay for two seats.“Let’s be objective. This man is fat,” lawyer Fernand Gamault told the court in Bobigny, according to Le Parisien newspaper. "He barely fits on the courtroom chair. How could he sit in an airplane?"Gamault was not available for comment but Jauffret confirmed the lawyer’s comments and said he was denounced as “fat” and “enormous” on countless occasions during the hearing.“I felt shocked and humiliated by what he said,” Jauffret added.

Jauffret said he weighed more than 160 kilos (352.7 lb) and said he had flown numerous times, including on other Air France flights, without ever being asked to pay more.Air France’s website urges overweight passengers to reserve a second seat, adding that failure to do so might mean they are refused access to an aircraft if it is fully booked.Jauffret has asked for 8,000 euros ($10,580) in damages and 500 euros reimbursement for the cost of the additional ticket. A verdict in the case is due on Feb. 20.

Reuters

[quote]tattoo’d’popeye wrote:
Never mind that what’s that chair made off!!! The legs should have given out.[/quote]

Adamantium; o.k. my nerd side just shined.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
So how many seats should this person have to purchase?[/quote]

Looks like 'bout three.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
christ, I wish I would have invested in a fat people clothing company. I’d be rich. [/quote]

Invest in Cheez Whiz.