[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Why is your nephew grabbing on to the business end of his light saber? Don’t that shit hurt?[/quote]
Yea someone has to straighten him out.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Why is your nephew grabbing on to the business end of his light saber? Don’t that shit hurt?[/quote]
Younglings are only given training sabers. They do sting pretty good, so they are supposed to teach him to fear the power of the saber. He thinks it’s hilarious when he hits Uncle AngryVader in the back of the legs with it.
He still has much to learn…
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Christine wrote:
I’m powerless against the force.
Well then you won’t have any issue with wearing this then. 
You can buy them here:
I’m so glad that costume only comes in extra small, small, and medium.
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They used to come in small, medium, large and Jabba.
The Jabba didn’t sell well. It was just wrong all over.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Christine wrote:
I’m powerless against the force.
Well then you won’t have any issue with wearing this then.
You can buy them here:
I’m so glad that costume only comes in extra small, small, and medium.
They used to come in small, medium, large and Jabba.
The Jabba didn’t sell well. It was just wrong all over.
[/quote]
Off to Google I go…
So, how often do you go dancing with your 'troopers?
Hello ladies.
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
So, how often do you go dancing with your 'troopers?
I lol’d my fucking ass off!
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
So, how often do you go dancing with your 'troopers?
Only after I’ve had a few beers, so every Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (after football, of course).
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Hello ladies.[/quote]
Seriously, I think I need to start going to Star Wars conventions again. They’ve apparently improved since the last one I went to. I vowed I wouldn’t go to another one after ‘the incident’, but I think I’ll take that risk.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Hello ladies.
Seriously, I think I need to start going to Star Wars conventions again. They’ve apparently improved since the last one I went to. I vowed I wouldn’t go to another one after ‘the incident’, but I think I’ll take that risk.[/quote]
A storm trooper was murdered? Carrie Fisher was abducted?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Hello ladies.
Seriously, I think I need to start going to Star Wars conventions again. They’ve apparently improved since the last one I went to. I vowed I wouldn’t go to another one after ‘the incident’, but I think I’ll take that risk.
A storm trooper was murdered? Carrie Fisher was abducted?[/quote]
Sadly, nothing that dramatic. Let’s just say that sometimes AngryVader likes to have a few beers before he arrives at a convention. Sometimes AngryVader has a few too many and needs to use the facilities. The suit is kind of a hassle to get in and out of even when sober, so imagine the trouble I might have when I’ve had too much to drink. I won’t go into details, but accidents happen.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Hello ladies.
Seriously, I think I need to start going to Star Wars conventions again. They’ve apparently improved since the last one I went to. I vowed I wouldn’t go to another one after ‘the incident’, but I think I’ll take that risk.
A storm trooper was murdered? Carrie Fisher was abducted?
Sadly, nothing that dramatic. Let’s just say that sometimes AngryVader likes to have a few beers before he arrives at a convention. Sometimes AngryVader has a few too many and needs to use the facilities. The suit is kind of a hassle to get in and out of even when sober, so imagine the trouble I might have when I’ve had too much to drink. I won’t go into details, but accidents happen.[/quote]
This and the Jabba comment made me pee alittle…just a squrt. Funny shit.
Wait till I get home and show you what he did to Optimus Prime last Sat.
You son of a bitch! What did you do?
Christ AV when you said you handed them out at the door I didnt think you ment to every one…WTF DUDE?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Why is your nephew grabbing on to the business end of his light saber? Don’t that shit hurt?
Younglings are only given training sabers. They do sting pretty good, so they are supposed to teach him to fear the power of the saber. He thinks it’s hilarious when he hits Uncle AngryVader in the back of the legs with it.
He still has much to learn…[/quote]
Maybe you two should stick to playing trains and knock knock jokes.
Remember the all kinds of wrong I mentioned with the Jabba size? Himora, you just posted two examples of it.
[quote]MsM wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Why is your nephew grabbing on to the business end of his light saber? Don’t that shit hurt?
Younglings are only given training sabers. They do sting pretty good, so they are supposed to teach him to fear the power of the saber. He thinks it’s hilarious when he hits Uncle AngryVader in the back of the legs with it.
He still has much to learn…
Maybe you two should stick to playing trains and knock knock jokes.[/quote]
He’s mastered those though. It’s time to move on to the next stage of his training.
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Hello ladies.
Seriously, I think I need to start going to Star Wars conventions again. They’ve apparently improved since the last one I went to. I vowed I wouldn’t go to another one after ‘the incident’, but I think I’ll take that risk.
A storm trooper was murdered? Carrie Fisher was abducted?
Sadly, nothing that dramatic. Let’s just say that sometimes AngryVader likes to have a few beers before he arrives at a convention. Sometimes AngryVader has a few too many and needs to use the facilities. The suit is kind of a hassle to get in and out of even when sober, so imagine the trouble I might have when I’ve had too much to drink. I won’t go into details, but accidents happen.
This and the Jabba comment made me pee alittle…just a squrt. Funny shit.
Wait till I get home and show you what he did to Optimus Prime last Sat.
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Here’s my cousin, Chad, drunk over the holidays. This might give you an idea of how the Vader’s handle liquor.
Ha ha ha ha. Chad Vader!
I can be a mean drunk at 2 AM: