Shitpost incoming, if someone finds anything offensive, let me know and i’ll get rid of them. Just some stuff I collected over time. My sense of humor is terrible.
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This last one was an actual assignment for my College Composition Class.
What region is Dippy from? I’ve lived in TX most of my life and never heard of Dippy eggs.
Pittsburgh!
Dippy eggs, chipped ham, gumbands anat.
I mean in little old Blighty we use the phrase dippy eggs, more so with the kids though.
My 6 YO perfected his “yinz goin’ dahntahn?” on our most recent trip back to Pittsburgh.
(He was born there. The ketchup is in his blood.)
Its a language within a language. 
My wife has to act as a translator when we visit Alabama.
Sweatpants are pretty bad.
Sweatpants and Adidas flip-flops is worse.
I feel attacked 
In all seriousness, I wear sweatpants daily in the winter (over workout leggings) because they are warm and convenient
Anyone seen how zoomers dress to go to the gym?
$50 brand-name sweatpants, $2 tank top, $500 gold chain, $75 broccoli haircut, crocks and socks.
Oh, and dont forget the tripod so they can TikTok their PR set on the cables.
I kinda have via youtoob, but haven’t been in a public gym since my last girlfriend before my wife, and I’ve been married since '07. 
So maybe '03?
Yeah, i don’t think zoomers were alive yet in 03. Or if they were - they were still in diapers 
This is me… I have two wardrobes:
- Sweats
- Dress Sweats
