A man is not a man until he can bench 2 plates

BJJ is on the list, next to boxing and muay thai.

In reality, i can fight and i can grapple, but the point remains that you have to be strong, too.

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I know some basic stuff. Wriggling out from underneath an attacker. Shrimping I think they called it.

Literally all I can do though. The only thing I remember. I can get out from underneath, then taken back down again immediately.

You can learn aikido and be a superhero like Steven Seagal.

Brian shaw could be running full speed towards a frail old 100 lb aikido master, and with just a flick of his wrist and a smooth side-step, Shaw would be down on the pavement. On top of the master

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You’re such a cunt.

Fixed it for you.

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I haven’t checked this forum as often this past month due to a busy schedule, and it seems I’m out of the loop. The OP wants to bench 225 lbs but not at the expense of a fat face? Is that the TLDR version?

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Surely by now you would realize that most people don’t want to be helped, they just want to confirm their own view and give themselves an excuse for their own mediocrity. I really do applaud you for trying though. Salute

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Which part of the following hurt your feelings:

I’m not sure if you’re outing yourself as someone who:

  • Cant protect his woman
  • Doesnt have a woman to protect
  • Cant bench 225

But I’m interested to find out :slight_smile:

I’ve got a brutal gag reflex and my mouth doesnt open very wide, but if you’re slim and short, I’m a very committed lover.

I mean like short short. Like half a slim jim.

This made me laugh. I saw what he wrote and thought it was complimentary. That word is obviously used a little differently down here.

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No, you’re not. You don’t give a shit about anyone but yourself. Had to laugh when you talked about having your wife on juice, lol, how fucking arrogant.

Don’t project, lol.

If it is that small then it definitely does not project

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Hey man, I’m not sure who hurt you, but it wasnt me.

Go deal with whatever your actual problem is. Pushing it onto strangers on the internet is a terrible way to cope.

You can leave my wife out of this, thanks.

So you choke? Like in athletic events, you choke?

My problem is arrogant assholes like you, so I am dealing with it.

Do some work bro, stop being a toxic asshole.

I really dont see that i was toxic or an asshole tbh.

I made a point that ā€œreal menā€ protect women and need to be strong to be able to do that.

Then i said bench strength is a very bad metric to use for that.

Then you called me a cunt, a toxic asshole and then started injecting your commentary about my wife’s TRT into your characterization of me.

… but I’m the toxic one here.
All my commentary here has been lighthearted if not jokingly philosophical.

So are you gonna go handle whatever shits going on in your personal life that’s causing you to lash out like an emotionally unregulated child, or would you rather keep showing your ass?

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that’s why I though the kunce comment was complimentary. I missed something too.

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Of course not. And your inability to see how toxic you are adds to your toxicity.

This is toxic. Guess your inability to see that proves your toxicity.

I believe you said, "I have my wife on . . . " as if she is a pet, a draft animal you own, and has no say in the matter. Lord Andrew dictates that his wife takes Anavar.

Nah - I just tried to fix shit by educating you - the true emotionally unregulated child that dictates to his wife what she can and can’t take.

You think you’re hot shit because you got a Communication Degree with no debt, you boss your sub wife around, but you don’t realize there are a bunch of other assholes here that been there, done that.

There was an old bull up on a hill and the young bull said "let’s run down and fuck one of the cows.

The old bull said, ā€œLet’s walk down and fuck em all.ā€

You’re the young bull.

If you’re the smartest man in the room - you are in the wrong room.

This is the perfect thread for this argument to unfold in.

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