Awesome.
http://sflchronicle.com/2010/08/drunk-fight-in-boston-last-saturday-baseball-bats-and-street-cones/
The guy who recorded the thing claims that he doesn’t like violence, but he keeps saying “YESSS” throughout the video.
The only problem I saw was the guy half assing with the bat. I mean if I’m going to go as far as jacking a bunch of dudes with a bat, none of them are getting up. He just wanted them to back down, he was doing it for ego and he easily could have wound up dead because of it. If he splattered the first guys eyeball all over the guys behind him, NONE of those guys would have advanced any further and the fight would be over. Instead, hero bat boy fucking gives the guy a charlie horse with it and just pisses them all off even more.
Like this one time one of my buddies gets hit over the head with a bottle in a large barfight. He’s a big kid, and a little crazy. The bottle drops him to a knee and the guy who hits him is like celebrating, WRONG! you should have followed that up homie, My buddie literally stands up and starts hulking up. I mean he is seriously hulking himself up like hogan used to and then he just melts through about 6 guys as he is dragging the bottle toter by the neck as he chucks him out the door. The other kids started running for the door, and buddy was just standing there giving them all parting shots. The last kid got a kick to the back and went headfirst into the divider between the two doors.
If your going to bring a weapon into a fight, you had better fucking not let the tides turn, finish that shit and then get the fuck out of there. Fucking people think it fucking hollywood.
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How the hell are those guys walking around with their skulls intact after getting ‘batted’ around like that!?
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[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
How the hell are those guys walking around with their skulls intact after getting ‘batted’ around like that!?
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Dude was trying to hit grounders instead of homers.
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Boston’s Finest. I think that was Polo with the street cone.
Too bad no one in the car had a firearm.
Getting out of the car was a bad idea…even though he had a bat…you could tell he was tryin to swing hard with the bat…I do think he was trying to hurt them…nobody gets out of the car with a bat just to show off unless your a goddamn fool. I just think since the guy was drunk why the fuck wouldn’t you use your car to run them over? That guy was so jacked up he’d probably think the car wouldn’t do much to him anyway lol. If those guys got a hold of him, he’d definately be dead. Using the car would’ve been better even if you only got one of them…since one of his friends or whoever was trying to de-escalate the situation when the guy was punching the other car.
Best thing would’ve been just to drive away like the other car did.
haha that guy really wanted some action though, damn
Ignition keys to the face work wonders…
[quote]rasturai wrote:
Getting out of the car was a bad idea…even though he had a bat…you could tell he was tryin to swing hard with the bat…I do think he was trying to hurt them…nobody gets out of the car with a bat just to show off unless your a goddamn fool. I just think since the guy was drunk why the fuck wouldn’t you use your car to run them over? That guy was so jacked up he’d probably think the car wouldn’t do much to him anyway lol. If those guys got a hold of him, he’d definately be dead. Using the car would’ve been better even if you only got one of them…since one of his friends or whoever was trying to de-escalate the situation when the guy was punching the other car.
Best thing would’ve been just to drive away like the other car did.
haha that guy really wanted some action though, damn[/quote]
This^ The guy was a dip shit, had he killed one of those jack off’s he’d be in jail on murder charges. Even through they started it he could have drove off and avoided the entire thing, instead he stops, gets out and starts busting skulls.
I do admit it was pretty fucking cool hearing that bat crack on their heads, sounded like he was at the batting cage. Those guys had to be on something though, how the hell could they possibly get up after some of those shots.
Had that guy been about 3 seconds slower in getting back to his vehicle, they’d have stomped him to death.
If you were the guy in the car, how would you have reacted? Kept driving? Come back with re-enforcements? Ninja stars?
Holy fuck how do those guys not have brain hemorrhaging?
wowza, the guy had some balls to get out of the car in the first place. I’d of driven around the block, bent my plate up to be unreadable, and floored it down the street and got a few thousand points. I sure as fuck wouldn’t have gotten out of the car though, 10 dumbfucks coked out of their minds in a shitty part of town? I can’t believe one of them didn’t have a gun.
Well now I know where NOT to hang out in Boston late at night.
[quote]Mikaj wrote:
The guy who recorded the thing claims that he doesn’t like violence, but he keeps saying “YESSS” throughout the video.[/quote]
Uhh, unless I’m wrong the guy who posted it lives in South Florida and the guy who recorded it lives in Chinatown in Boston.
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[quote] The Chef says:
August 4, 2010 at 11:27 PM
@Luke â?? That wasnâ??t me… That was some Chinamen taping it from his window in Chinatown… I did fib a little though, cause I did like what I was seeingâ?¦â?¦ [/quote]
I reckon it had probably happened to him before, and he thought “Next time I’ll be ready”.
Not that I advocate that sort of thinking - it’s probably always best to just drive on, but you don’t know what was going through his head. He might just be a fruit loop.
He just got back in that car. That was fucking close.
Everybody got what they deserved IMO.