A little humor.

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Funny stuff, guys!

Young married couple is in the upstairs bathroom where the wife is toweling herself off after her shower, and her husband is just getting in to take his.

The doorbell rings.

They argue for a moment as to who’s going down to answer it, and the wife, mumbling, finally agrees and throws the towel around herself and runs downstairs.

She opens the door and sees it’s Bob from across the street.

Bob takes a look at her and says “Drop that towel and I’ll give you five hundred bucks, right now.”

Embarrassed, she thinks about it for a moment, and then drops the towel.

Bob takes a long, lingering look from top to bottom.

Finally, Bob pulls out five one hundred dollar bills and hands them over to her.

Still embarrassed, but happy about her good fortune, she wraps the towel back around her and goes back upstairs.

Once in the bathroom, her husband calls from the shower, “Who was it?”. She answers, “It was Bob from across the street”. He responds “Cool! Did he say anything about the five hundred dollars he owes me?”

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A man is standing in an elevator when a woman walks in. After a few floors, the man turns to the woman and says ?Excuses me can I smell your pussy??. The woman is truly offended and shouts ? No you can not!? The man replies ? Hum? must be your feet then.?.

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At the wedding reception, the groom gets totally blitzed.
The bride and best man sneak off to the hotel across the street where the happy couple had reserved a room for their honeymoon night, and begin to screw.

The groom staggers across the street, opens the door and sees his best friend boinking his new bride.
He shuts the door, runs back to the reception, laughing, and says “Hey everybody you gotta see this! Bob is so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”

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Great shit, guyz!
Solomon G… you’re a maniac!!!

Here’s another pic 4-ya.

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You have to be a grad student to enjoy this one…

A grad student, post doc, and a professor all find a magic lamp. They end up rubbing it and POOFF!!! Out comes a genie. Since 3 people rubbed it, they only get one wish each, says the genie. So the grad student goes first.

“I want to be in hawaii with 2 beautiful honeys by my side, serving me mai thais”

Poof. Gone.

Up next is the post doc.

“I want to be water skiing with Pam Anderson in her Baywatch bikini”

Poof. Gone.

Finally, the professor gets his wish.

“I want those two back in the lab after lunch.”

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There’s this piano lounge downtown, where they’ve had the same piano player for 20 years. One day, they get a phone call that the piano player has died in his sleep.

The manager of the lounge starts to panic. He needs a replacement piano player, by tonight. He decides to put a sign in the window of the club (Piano Player Wanted, Come in for Audition).

A couple of guys come in and try out, and are not very good. Then a fellow comes in to audition, and he’s amazing. The manager says Wow, that was great, what were those songs?

The fellow says Those were a few original compositions of mine. The first one is called All Night Humping. The one after that was called Sugar Titties. And the last one I did is called Baby, Your Ass is Fine.

The manager is a little stunned. The piano player seems a little weird, but he can really play, and they need someone immediately. He tells the fellow he’s got the job, and he can start that night.

That night, the new piano player is a big hit, and everyone in the club is enthralled with his playing. The piano player ends the first set by announcing to the audience that he’s going to take a little break, and will be back in 15 minutes.

A few minutes later, the manager of the club looks over, and sees the new piano player coming out of the men’s room, and his dick is hanging out of his pants…!

The manager rushes over. Hey! Great set! But do you know your fly is open, and your dick is hanging out of your pants???

The piano player replies Do I KNOW it?? Hell, I WROTE it!!!