7 Failed Attempts at Politically Correct Toys

http://www.cracked.com/article/137_7-hilariously-failed-attempts-at-politically-correct-toys_p2

I was laughing out loud the whole time.

http://www.cracked.com/article/79_the-5-most-embarrassing-failures-in-history-terrorism_p2

Check Nr. 1 The Glasgow International Attack ← That’s just too fucking much, I almost feel sorry for the second terrorist. (is that shit for real?)

check this one out.

I like cracked’s writing style very much.

‘‘I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that a tore a tendon in my foot’’

HAHAHAHAHA

If someone have the picture of this post it here so I can save it

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
‘‘I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that a tore a tendon in my foot’’

HAHAHAHAHA

If someone have the picture of this post it here so I can save it[/quote]

in the space of about 30 seconds…

  1. got into a totally avoidable car crash meters from his intended target, thanks to his own stupidity
  2. caught in an explosion
  3. set ablaze and ran around burning
  4. while he was burning, got kicked in the nuts so hard that the guy who kicked him tore a tendon.

Fuck his life…

After that story got published, terrorist recruitment rates probably went down by 98 percent.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
‘‘I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that a tore a tendon in my foot’’

HAHAHAHAHA

If someone have the picture of this post it here so I can save it[/quote]

Cracked is amazing. If I don’t keep up with the daily articles I’ll just run across it one day and spend 4 billion hours reading all the articles and the suggested ones for each category at the end lol