6 Word Stories

Get in. Get out. Money Honey.

I need to have a shag.

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
man is most free when alone[/quote]

Says the Troll from class 2009

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
KyleT wrote:
One time I pooped my pants.

I want to band your avatar.[/quote]

bang, not band, damn stupid me

Oh dear God, please help me.

One day, I was sitting at my computer trying to think of a few good words to write.

My wife came up to me and said, “honey, your soup is boiling over the pot!”.

I replied, “Word?”? and she said, “word”.

After I cleaned up the oven I tried to open a new file in Microsoft word.

As I started to type, I got bored and decided to check out the T-Nation forums.

I found a thread asking for people to write a story using 6 words, so I decided to try to be a smart ass and write this short story using “word” 6 times.

sitting twitching decided no gym today.

I really do not get it.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Enter, sit, shit, wipe, flush, exit.[/quote]

Wash your fuckin’ hands, you swine!

Six word sentences are not stories.

And then there was one. Me.

[quote]SWR wrote:
Six word sentences are not stories.[/quote]

Use your imagination, there are tons.

I stuck it in her pooper.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
artw wrote:
I slit her fucking throat.

This is not six words moron[/quote]

x2

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
DixiesFinest wrote:
man is most free when alone

Says the Troll from class 2009[/quote]

not my creation, just a quotation

Shut the fuck up and squat

cant fucking bieve that wasnt said

I move weight, then get bigger.

I made a FAT omelet today.

Used casket for sale. Good condition.

I am in love with pushmepullme.