30 Year Old Body By Beer

[quote]marry popins wrote:
yawns[/quote]

Order a truck load of AAS. I hope they bust your sorry ass. You already have the prison tats so you would fit in just fine.

[quote]TKOWKD1 wrote:
You give the words body and beer a bad name.

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This was really funny to me.

[quote]marry popins wrote:
Well that’s funny because when I went to high school the kids that played football jumped right into it and it seemed to work just fine for them. shrugs???[/quote]
Did it ever occur to you that they were immature, uninformed and doing it the wrong way?. That those guys are now incapable of having kids, or are stuck injecting test for the rest of their lives?..How about them being unable to properly have sex without viagra? Women questioning them about their apparently empty nutsacks? Is it possible you have not thought this out and have not done the research you should first?. Is it possible you are an arrogant, narrow minded, know-it-all who will live to regret this in the long run? When you think back on these responses long after you have screwed up your health, don’t try to convince yourself that AAS savvy people here did not try to warn ya’

and why is it any differnet for you all…?
let me hear your justification rolls eyes

[quote]TKOWKD1 wrote:
Dude, you look like something I did this morning, while sitting on the toilet.

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Did you get a Blumpkin this morning? If you did I am soooo jealous!!!

[quote]marry popins wrote:
and why is it any differnet for you all…?
let me hear your justification rolls eyes[/quote]

Who in this thread do you think uses? I don’t, but I’m not against it, at least in some circumstances. There’s 2 kinds of people it is a mistake for every time in my opinion. Those who are not at least in their mid 20’s and or have little experience with serious weight training. OK, 3, women also. There’s no excuse for women to ingest exogenous male hormones for non medical reasons. It’s a physiological disaster waiting to happen and produces absolute freaks. I understand someone who’s busted their ass, maxed their natural potential and is looking for more.

Someone with little or no experience and progress hasn’t paid their dues and has no respect for their own body if they go overnight from sedentary to steroids. It’s an immature, impatient way to pursue physique goals.

Use steroids and post detailed weekly updates here. I, and I’m sure others, would find it highly interesting; I’m quite curious as to what one could achieve using steroids from the get go.

Just be careful. Heh.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Seriously?

You’re a nancy with no muscles, trying to step into the big boy world of steroids.

Then you come up in here and act like I jackass.

I hope your liver explodes before you can blame it on steroids and not your own incompitance.

[quote]marry popins wrote:
blah blah blah…[/quote]

You posted this thread to get some advice from various experienced lifters. The best advice given is to stay away from AAS, at least for a significant time frame. Rather you should start with a basic strength building program to give you a solid base and build up from there.

why dont you guys let this thread die for christ’s sake . the OP has his plan , and aint gonna listen to anybody . he’s aiming to fuck himself real good . someone ought to get the word out to the regular posters on the Steroid Forums so OP doesnt bring anyone else into his mess

High school kids?! your basing what you do as a 30 yo man on what some kids did in high school? ahaha!

I’m just talk’in shit and eating this up. LMAO

Do yourself a favor OP and invest in a good bodybuilding book.

John Hansens “Natural Bodybuilding” or Robert Wolffs “Bodybuilding 101” are good.

Taking advice off the 'net as a beginner will make you crazy.

No editors. :wink:

[quote]marry popins wrote:
I’m just talk’in shit and eating this up. LMAO[/quote]

Please stop with these sort of responses. You look like an adult in your avatar but are talking like a child at best. You can give me another yawn or tell me you are rolling your eyes but in the end you are still the idiot for using steroids when you have no knowledge of that to do with yourself. Show some repsect for people and be a better man than what you’ve shown or please leave here.

[quote]scottiscool wrote:
marry popins wrote:
I’m just talk’in shit and eating this up. LMAO

Please stop with these sort of responses. You look like an adult in your avatar but are talking like a child at best. You can give me another yawn or tell me you are rolling your eyes but in the end you are still the idiot for using steroids when you have no knowledge of that to do with yourself. Show some repsect for people and be a better man than what you’ve shown or please leave here. [/quote]

Ok. Heres the deal with roids. Anybody can do them. Everyone will get results from them, but they should be what puts you over the peak. If you use them too soon its like hitting the nos off the starting line. You’ll blow your endocrine (engine) before you get to the finish line (death). Ideally you want to blow your engine as you cross the line.

[quote]tveddy wrote:
<<< Ok. Heres the deal with roids. Anybody can do them. Everyone will get results from them, but they should be what puts you over the peak. If you use them too soon its like hitting the nos off the starting line. You’ll blow your endocrine (engine) before you get to the finish line (death). Ideally you want to blow your engine as you cross the line.[/quote]

Not to mention I’d be very hesitant to supercharge an entirely untrained musculoskeletal system. My crystal ball sees serious injury in this guy’s future if he actually starts lifting hard enough to make the juice count.

[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
tveddy wrote:
<<< Ok. Heres the deal with roids. Anybody can do them. Everyone will get results from them, but they should be what puts you over the peak. If you use them too soon its like hitting the nos off the starting line. You’ll blow your endocrine (engine) before you get to the finish line (death). Ideally you want to blow your engine as you cross the line.

Not to mention I’d be very hesitant to supercharge an entirely untrained musculoskeletal system. My crystal ball sees serious injury in this guy’s future if he actually starts lifting hard enough to make the juice count.[/quote]

I forgot that he was wanting to put nos on a mini cooper.

I understand where this guy is coming from, but I don’t respect the mindset. Why put in years of hard work and discipline when modern science has provided a proven shortcut? I look forward to observing the progress of someone who makes an informed and experienced decision to use.

I view steroids as an unavoidable aspect of the dynamic state of the human condition. Neither good or evil in and of themselves, they are there and they’re going to be used. Quite honestly I admire the superhuman freakish look of pro bodybuilders, I do.

Sometimes I’ll go surfing around and an hour will go by looking at those guys. They are awesome to behold. However I view them in a different light than when talking to people here. Some shlub lacking the constitution to even lay a foundation before building his house will get what he deserves.