3 Foot Wang or Fly for 24 Hours?

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Given the choice of having a wish granted…which would you pick?

Assume you could also include some minor particulars like:

With flying:

  1. You could be in Rome so you could closely look at the roof of the sistine chapel
  2. Near Mt. Everest so you could fly to the top
  3. Super Bowl Sunday so you could watch the game from the sky

With a 3 foot wang:

  1. On a deserted island with 9 or 10 horny dames
  2. Somewhere no one would recognize you or ever find you again, so you could run around showing it to whomever you wanted
  3. Porn studio so you could be on film forever…
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It would suck to be flying over a volcano when the 24 hours expires.

Having a 3 foot wang would suck also because it would hurt to step on.

So, who won? The 100 people or the bear?

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The amount of Pussy I could get for flying just for 1 day would last me a lifetime.

I also don’t have enough blood in my body for a 3 foot wang and I would not want to watch a porn of someone banging chicks with a 3 foot wang, even if it was myself.

If I could fly I would probably just spend a good chunk of my time making money through bets, endorsements, and other lucrative ventures. I might include some time for fucking in the sky.

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What are you gonna do with a three foot wang? Whatever girl that would fit into, I don’t want to have sex with.

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[quote]FightingScott wrote:
The amount of Pussy I could get for flying just for 1 day would last me a lifetime.

I also don’t have enough blood in my body for a 3 foot wang and I would not want to watch a porn of someone banging chicks with a 3 foot wang, even if it was myself.

If I could fly I would probably just spend a good chunk of my time making money through bets, endorsements, and other lucrative ventures. I might include some time for fucking in the sky. [/quote]

ahaha, I would do the same exact thing.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
What are you gonna do with a three foot wang? Whatever girl that would fit into, I don’t want to have sex with.[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing when I read the title.

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def flying… agree with the above that a three footer would be pretty unwieldy

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since i already have a 3 foot wang, i’ll take flying.

seriously though, it would be retarded not to go with the flying

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how about we cut it down, fly for half a day or have a 1.5ft donger

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[quote]Split wrote:
how about we cut it down, fly for half a day or have a 1.5ft donger[/quote]

That’s still excessively long.

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so how about flying for 10 seconds or having a microscopic dick for a minute!
…wait…

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Holmes was only 11.5, so I would take the flying. As said, what the hell would you do with 3 feet? Fuck Whales?

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deadlifting would be very painful…

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What you do with a 3 foot wang:

  1. Take it out…show it around…who wouldn’t be interested in seeing a 3 foot wang?

  2. Get 4 or 5 women to milk it…for more info. on this concept I recommend The Knight and The Wizard by Gene Wolfe.

  3. You don’t have to put it ALL in when you’re banging hos and sluts with it! And nice, wholesome girls will want to enjoy your 3 foot wang just as much, if not more, than nasty hos. What I do with my 3 foot wang is just lay back on the floor (bed’s too bouncy for chicks to get enough stability) and let my lady friends take as much or as little of it as they want…well maybe I ‘help’ them take a little more than what they want.

Seriously, a woman’s vadge is capable of wondrous delights…a 3 foot wang is just what most women need…my wife’s posture has improved tremendously over the years.

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I’ll take flying. I’m not reducing the length of my dick for anyone.

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[quote]
3) You don’t have to put it ALL in when you’re banging hos and sluts with it! And nice, wholesome girls will want to enjoy your 3 foot wang just as much, if not more, than nasty hos. What I do with my 3 foot wang is just lay back on the floor (bed’s too bouncy for chicks to get enough stability) and let my lady friends take as much or as little of it as they want…well maybe I ‘help’ them take a little more than what they want.[/quote]

What a tremendous jackass

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[quote]sen say wrote:
What you do with a 3 foot wang:

  1. Get 4 or 5 women to milk it…for more info. on this concept I recommend The Knight and The Wizard by Gene Wolfe.
    [/quote]

Wait. There’s a book about this?

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[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
sen say wrote:
What you do with a 3 foot wang:

  1. Get 4 or 5 women to milk it…for more info. on this concept I recommend The Knight and The Wizard by Gene Wolfe.

Wait. There’s a book about this?[/quote]

This guy has to go to the land of giants and he rescues a woman that’s being given as gift from her father who’s the king of the human realm to the king of the giant realm…it doesn’t get graphic, but explains how she’ll be impregnated…her and her ladies in waiting basically will extract the sperm from the giant via like…use your imagination…they kind of stand on him and…you know…the books are actually really good if you’re a fan of fiction.

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[quote]KBCThird wrote:

  1. You don’t have to put it ALL in when you’re banging hos and sluts with it! And nice, wholesome girls will want to enjoy your 3 foot wang just as much, if not more, than nasty hos. What I do with my 3 foot wang is just lay back on the floor (bed’s too bouncy for chicks to get enough stability) and let my lady friends take as much or as little of it as they want…well maybe I ‘help’ them take a little more than what they want.

What a tremendous jackass

[/quote]

Why am I a tremendous jackass?

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[quote]sen say wrote:
KBCThird wrote:

  1. You don’t have to put it ALL in when you’re banging hos and sluts with it! And nice, wholesome girls will want to enjoy your 3 foot wang just as much, if not more, than nasty hos. What I do with my 3 foot wang is just lay back on the floor (bed’s too bouncy for chicks to get enough stability) and let my lady friends take as much or as little of it as they want…well maybe I ‘help’ them take a little more than what they want.

What a tremendous jackass

Why am I a tremendous jackass?[/quote]
“maybe I ‘help’ them take a little more than what they want.”

You really dont see anything wrong with that?

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[quote]KBCThird wrote:
sen say wrote:
KBCThird wrote:

  1. You don’t have to put it ALL in when you’re banging hos and sluts with it! And nice, wholesome girls will want to enjoy your 3 foot wang just as much, if not more, than nasty hos. What I do with my 3 foot wang is just lay back on the floor (bed’s too bouncy for chicks to get enough stability) and let my lady friends take as much or as little of it as they want…well maybe I ‘help’ them take a little more than what they want.

What a tremendous jackass

Why am I a tremendous jackass?
“maybe I ‘help’ them take a little more than what they want.”

You really dont see anything wrong with that?
[/quote]

Do you go outside much? his post was probably the most sarcastic thing I’ve laid eyes on in a month.