You can’t even leave the EU when you want to. You let the Germans win after all.
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All part of the long game, chap.
Edit: also it took you guys 8 years and French assistance to leave us. We’ve hardly had the chance to get our trousers off by comparison.
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As long as that long game doesn’t get you Corbyn as PM.
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If y’all can dodge Bernie.
Come again? 'Murica.
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The difference is, we got the locals to do most of the fighting for us.
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Bro, you lost a large chunk of your empire when the locals fought back. Murica just doubles down and sticks around.
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I’ll bet your country wasn’t taxed nearly as heavily as us either! USA USA USA
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We only lost it due to our fatal error of helping the French in 1914. More fool us.
We beat insurgencies that would have your public clamoring for peace.
The income tax in the UK was introduced to defeat Napoleon. I hope we catch the Corsican menace some day.
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Ehh…I’m not sure how badly that hurt your country in the late 18th Century…
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You had some borderline providential luck. We also felt it was no longer necessary to get our tobacco from Virginia.
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Just keep on keeping on, and I’m sure you will. All dragons can be slayed when Leader is given enough power.
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Pussies. A REAL country wouldn’t worry about the necessity of war or what could possibly be gained. Just look at the U.S.
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In fairness, it’s a better reason than the US reason.
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You were close enough to being British that we didn’t feel the need to enlighten you savages.
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No doubt. I’m somewhat in the camp that believes the American Revolution was a mistake. I believe it was a justifiable war(a war of secession), but (with the benefit of hindsight) I think I’d rather see England try to rule this land than D.C.
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It’s amazing how ugly Progressive women have always been.
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I dunno man, have you seen the dog’s breakfast they’ve made of ruling England recently?
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It’s among the best advertisements for drinking I’ve ever seen.
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