2010 - The Year of the Troll

Seriously…what’s with this shit.

SAMA is a mess. FiveFootTwo, Charlotte77, and azmokestt are trolling their way to the top as we speak.

We need to carpet bomb that place before the infection spreads.

quick to the JackedMobile!

Tribunal is on the money IMO - oleena is behind at least 2/3 of them.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Seriously…what’s with this shit.

SAMA is a mess. FiveFootTwo, Charlotte77, and azmokestt are trolling their way to the top as we speak.

We need to carpet bomb that place before the infection spreads.

quick to the JackedMobile![/quote]

I’ll stick with stakes. I guess I’m a little old-fashioned.

Michael “Van Helsing Troll Hunter” 2507

Its too late…carpet bomb wont help.

By the way, I also believe it’s a person/people who have been following the SAMA forum for a while. He/she/they seem to know exactly which buttons to press as well as how to bait people into discussions and keep them going.

Tribunal’s first post on that thread is hilarious.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Tribunal is on the money IMO - oleena is behind at least 2/3 of them.[/quote]

TD has some sort of crazy superpower or something. He needs his own show.

There are other less prominent trolls, but something about that un-holeena trinity of trolls makes me want to skin somebody.

Its just that I’ve SEEN troll couples like that in the gyms I’ve been to, an ugly skinny balding western dude with either another UGLY western chick OR a moderately attractive but usually fat OR titless East-european/Indian woman. These kind have a bone to pick with meatheads, and position themselves where they can be seen by as many lifters as possible before whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears. IN THE FUCKING GYM.

I won’t lie… me and my mates have followed and HURT a few of these “characters” in real life just because they pissed me off, but that was before I became the rational, lovable, reasonable, completely ordinary character you guys are familiar with today.

Anyhoo, I am not 100% certain but I do believe I know Buff little dick’s real life identity, but I need some more information/photos. At this point I am patiently digesting the information the worthless pieces of shit have provided me.

Its no use, in 2010 she will return and drag in fresh meat to support her on the forums. Even though nutsacks like Growing_boy stopped posting, she still has horsepuss and Count rockula, hoping against hope that she is for real.

YOu can also tell when its Bufflittledick posting on her behalf - you’ll usually see BS like “OK, i am attracted to Australian bodybuilders and transexuals” and other crap of that kind, with the middle-aged morons on here egging the duo on with “Wauuuhh, you are SOOO open minded. tee hee hee”

I can imagine a horde of skinny-fat wastes of sperm who PMed her/Drivethru, advising her to ignore me and keep doing her thing, the first time I outed her.

FOr the record, Cobra_kai = Bufflittledick
Oleena = Bufflittledick + Olena (from time to time)

where and how headhunter and the midget powerlifting chick fit in, I have no clue as yet.

And Wolbarret is the FIRST person on here who realized that the “Oleena” persona seeks replies. THATS IT. If a thread he/she starts runs into 35 pages meme si useless BS, he/she is pleased.But we have no end of people who go out of their way NOT to ignore him/her.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Tribunal is on the money IMO - oleena is behind at least 2/3 of them.[/quote]

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
There are other less prominent trolls, but something about that un-holeena trinity of trolls makes me want to skin somebody.

Its just that I’ve SEEN troll couples like that in the gyms I’ve been to, an ugly skinny balding western dude with either another UGLY western chick OR a moderately attractive but usually fat OR titless East-european/Indian woman. These kind have a bone to pick with meatheads, and position themselves where they can be seen by as many lifters as possible before whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears. IN THE FUCKING GYM.

I won’t lie… me and my mates have followed and HURT a few of these “characters” in real life just because they pissed me off, but that was before I became the rational, lovable, reasonable, completely ordinary character you guys are familiar with today.

Anyhoo, I am not 100% certain but I do believe I know Buff little dick’s real life identity, but I need some more information/photos. At this point I am patiently digesting the information the worthless pieces of shit have provided me.[/quote]

I sleep better at night knowing you are on the job.
Serially.

[quote]dianab wrote:

I sleep better at night knowing you are on the job.
Serially.[/quote]

pretty sure it was the GHB i slipped into your drink at dinner

[quote]dianab wrote:

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
There are other less prominent trolls, but something about that un-holeena trinity of trolls makes me want to skin somebody.

Its just that I’ve SEEN troll couples like that in the gyms I’ve been to, an ugly skinny balding western dude with either another UGLY western chick OR a moderately attractive but usually fat OR titless East-european/Indian woman. These kind have a bone to pick with meatheads, and position themselves where they can be seen by as many lifters as possible before whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears. IN THE FUCKING GYM.

I won’t lie… me and my mates have followed and HURT a few of these “characters” in real life just because they pissed me off, but that was before I became the rational, lovable, reasonable, completely ordinary character you guys are familiar with today.

Anyhoo, I am not 100% certain but I do believe I know Buff little dick’s real life identity, but I need some more information/photos. At this point I am patiently digesting the information the worthless pieces of shit have provided me.[/quote]

I sleep better at night knowing you are on the job.
Serially.[/quote]

I sleep better knowing I’m not on the hitlist.

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
There are other less prominent trolls, but something about that un-holeena trinity of trolls makes me want to skin somebody…

…I won’t lie… me and my mates have followed and HURT a few of these “characters” in real life just because they pissed me off, but that was before I became the rational, lovable, reasonable, completely ordinary character you guys are familiar with today.
[/quote]

yeah all i can picture is a giant three-faced centurion stomping through the gym vaporizing bros curling in the squat rack.

ancient robots infused with divine power aren’t rational, dude. They smite bitches and squat ATG.

don’t deny your nature.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
There are other less prominent trolls, but something about that un-holeena trinity of trolls makes me want to skin somebody.

Its just that I’ve SEEN troll couples like that in the gyms I’ve been to, an ugly skinny balding western dude with either another UGLY western chick OR a moderately attractive but usually fat OR titless East-european/Indian woman. These kind have a bone to pick with meatheads, and position themselves where they can be seen by as many lifters as possible before whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears. IN THE FUCKING GYM.

I won’t lie… me and my mates have followed and HURT a few of these “characters” in real life just because they pissed me off, but that was before I became the rational, lovable, reasonable, completely ordinary character you guys are familiar with today.

Anyhoo, I am not 100% certain but I do believe I know Buff little dick’s real life identity, but I need some more information/photos. At this point I am patiently digesting the information the worthless pieces of shit have provided me.[/quote]

I sleep better at night knowing you are on the job.
Serially.[/quote]

I sleep better knowing I’m not on the hitlist.[/quote]

I don’t sleep knowing I might be.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:

I sleep better at night knowing you are on the job.
Serially.[/quote]

pretty sure it was the GHB i slipped into your drink at dinner[/quote]

That was you? Hmm it would explain the incessant whining and tiny pricking sensation, and the crazy dreams about mosquitos.

SAMA just breeds trolls imo. Hate to sound prudish but T-Nation was way better off without it. Its not like theres a lack of sex related forums out there

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
And Wolbarret is the FIRST person on here who realized that the “Oleena” persona seeks replies. THATS IT. If a thread he/she starts runs into 35 pages meme si useless BS, he/she is pleased.But we have no end of people who go out of their way NOT to ignore him/her.
[/quote]

Yup. I can’t think of a better way to encourage trolls to continue posting than by starting an entire thread casting attention to their threads in other sections. Trolls are people who post stuff with the sole desire of riling up members and eliciting responses. Anyone who honestly wishes to discourage people who post dumb stuff to get a reaction should STOP REACTING! It’s a well-worn expression, but it bears repeating: don’t feed the trolls.

[quote]stevo_ wrote:
SAMA just breeds trolls imo. Hate to sound prudish but T-Nation was way better off without it. Its not like theres a lack of sex related forums out there[/quote]

If we didn’t have it, the same shit would end up in this forum. This way we can ignore or partake as we choose.

[quote]dianab wrote:

That was you? Hmm it would explain the incessant whining and tiny pricking sensation, and the crazy dreams about mosquitos.[/quote]

lol