Holy.Fuck.
All at once ridiculously funny (in a morbid kind of way), but ridiculously sad and disturbing.
Coolest kid I’ve ever seen.
If the parents accepted the car, then the kid would’ve been banned from smoking in it anyway.
Far wiser to follow plan A and use the novelty of a two year-old chain smoking as a way to dig their way out of poverty by getting gullible Western journalists to pay money for the story and feign disgust, even though they’ve actually justified what the parents did in the first place…ah, the magic and beauty of the internet…
His parents are fuckin’ chicken-shit idiots! They’re afraid he’ll get mad?
WTF?
[quote]roybot wrote:
If the parents accepted the car, then the kid would’ve been banned from smoking in it anyway.
Far wiser to follow plan A and use the novelty of a two year-old chain smoking as a way to dig their way out of poverty by getting gullible Western journalists to pay money for the story and feign disgust, even though they’ve actually justified what the parents did in the first place…ah, the magic and beauty of the internet…[/quote]
They have money to buy the kid 2 packs a day.
That looks like a miniature man. He is inhaling that shit even. Who taught him that? Someone has to teach you how to inhale when you start to smoke.
It was funny to watch but problems are limitless.
[quote]JGerman wrote:
That looks like a miniature man. He is inhaling that shit even. Who taught him that? Someone has to teach you how to inhale when you start to smoke.
It was funny to watch but problems are limitless.
[/quote]
It’s like my grandpa always says, a penny saved is a penny earned!
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
They have money to buy the kid 2 packs a day.[/quote]
True… Plus round-the-clock access to an all you can eat buffet. But then, what’s 6 months worth of lard and smokes when the parents probably got paid 40 grand for the story (judging by The Sun logo in the top right-hand corner of the vid). I guess both parties consider it a good investment. Except the kid when he starts to wheeze.
badass
We’re a hair away from 7 billion people on the Earth. More people should start smoking earlier to resolve this problem. That child is a hero.
he’s a gangster mother fucker.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
If the parents accepted the car, then the kid would’ve been banned from smoking in it anyway.
Far wiser to follow plan A and use the novelty of a two year-old chain smoking as a way to dig their way out of poverty by getting gullible Western journalists to pay money for the story and feign disgust, even though they’ve actually justified what the parents did in the first place…ah, the magic and beauty of the internet…[/quote]
They have money to buy the kid 2 packs a day.[/quote]
price of 2 packs a day there is a lot less. i.e. not the 20 bucks you’re probably imagining.
Update:
Mom of toddler smoker in Indonesia seeks help for him
Jakarta, Indonesia (CNN) – Two-year-old Aldi yanked on his mother’s hair and squirmed in her arms.
Tears formed a small pool in the folds of his double chin.
“He’s crying because he wants a cigarette,” said Diana, his mother, who like many Indonesians goes by only one name.
We caught up with Aldi, who is nearly twice the weight of other babies his age (20 kilograms or 44 pounds), and his mother at Jakarta’s airport.
Video of him plopped on a brightly-colored toy truck inhaling deeply and happily blowing smoke rings had circulated on the Internet last week, turning him into a local celebrity.
CNN Story: Mom of toddler smoker in Indonesia seeks help for him - CNN.com
I think you guys would have more sympathy for the youth if you’d’ve smoked Indonesian cigarettes.
No doubt about it, they are the best in the world.
Pretty damn cheap too. Like, 1 USD for a pack of twelve.
[quote]Otep wrote:
I think you guys would have more sympathy for the youth if you’d’ve smoked Indonesian cigarettes.
No doubt about it, they are the best in the world.
Pretty damn cheap too. Like, 1 USD for a pack of twelve.[/quote]
When I was in highschool, my friend’s family took in a Russian exchange student. The kid brought a bunch of Russian cigarettes and my friend gave me one. I smoked Newports.
I swear to this day that it was dog shit wrapped with a filter. I still think the name of the brand is Russian for “dog shit”.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]Otep wrote:
I think you guys would have more sympathy for the youth if you’d’ve smoked Indonesian cigarettes.
No doubt about it, they are the best in the world.
Pretty damn cheap too. Like, 1 USD for a pack of twelve.[/quote]
When I was in highschool, my friend’s family took in a Russian exchange student. The kid brought a bunch of Russian cigarettes and my friend gave me one. I smoked Newports.
I swear to this day that it was dog shit wrapped with a filter. I still think the name of the brand is Russian for “dog shit”.[/quote]
Same experience here. Bought a pack at the subway station in Shenzen, en route back to Hong Kong. It was super-fucking-cheap. Like 6-7 HKD for a pack. Tasted and felt like minced tire-rubber wrapped in the biohazard plastic.
It’s the taste of communism.
Am I the only one who finds the controlled way this 2 year old moves suspicious? Most 2 year olds I know don’t have that same level of “control” over their movements, could this simply be a product of him being forced to grow up faster due to the circumstances in Indonesia or is it a hoax?
Some big-ass cigarettes.
Bitch doesn’t even inhale 9/10 times.