15 Years Of Nuggets

[quote]GreatAjax wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]Samir wrote:
I ate 20 nuggets in one shot, once. Once. I have no idea how someone can eat just nuggets for 15 yrs. [/quote]

First off I’m not a one upper, however, because it was brought up I wanted to share my accomplishment.

During winter break of my freshman year my roommate laid down a challenge to me. It was I would either eat 15 tacos from Taco Bell or 55 chicken nuggets from from Wendy’s…The original challenge was that I would eat either or in no longer then 30 minutes, if I successfully completed the challenge he would buy me a bag.
I chose the chicken nuggets over the tacos and successfully completed the challenge. 55 chicken nuggets in 28 minutes…and its been down hill ever since.[/quote]

a bag??? pardon my french but what the fuck? what kind of bag? like a purse or something?
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Nah, we were in college I meant a bag of weed.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
You know who else though there were too many people and that the whole human race is stupid and needs thinning out?[/quote]

Serpentor?[/quote]

I was thinking more along the lines of a real person. But you’re close![/quote]

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]forkknifespoon wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I think we hurt KrohDaddy’s feelings or he ran out of pot and will be back posting nonsense by the weekend.[/quote]

Is it really possible to hurt his feelings? Does his brain even function on levels like that? My guess is his hook-up has gone dry. Maybe if I time my private message to him just right I can convince him to smoke some catnip in a hookah. [/quote]

I was about to say “Do it!” but to be honest KrohDaddy was so far gone as to be annoying to me. I mean some posters here are wacky, but they don’t create senseless speed bumps in a thread.[/quote]

Daddy Krohl is just high on life.

[quote]roybot wrote:
Daddy Krohl is just high on life.[/quote]

Life…and volatile solvent fumes.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Does anyone reading this realize that in order for the reporting to be factual this girl would’ve had to start eating this way at the age of 2?[/quote]

Push logic does not matter, its reporters.

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
I like how the author gave advise on how to cut back on feeding your kids nuggets.
But left out the real golden nugget of advice to “STOP f**king eating them!!”
I want a pic of the girl. WHat does a 17yr old with a solid life diet of chicken nuggets look like?
Vegans and veg nuts are gona have a field day with this [/quote]

Actually I’m pretty sure there are more corn based ingredients than actual meat in those things by a long shot.

Fucking hilarious

I’ve read of several similar cases over the years where someone more or less survives on one food (a few with chocolate). Most are said to be caused by food phobias where the sufferer is scared to eat anything but the ‘safe’ food. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that didn’t involve junk food of some kind.

Living 15 years on a single food as poisonous as McNuggets are reputed to be is pretty miraculous…maybe they aren’t actually all that bad.

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
I like how the author gave advise on how to cut back on feeding your kids nuggets.
But left out the real golden nugget of advice to “STOP f**king eating them!!”
I want a pic of the girl. WHat does a 17yr old with a solid life diet of chicken nuggets look like?
Vegans and veg nuts are gona have a field day with this [/quote]

Actually I’m pretty sure there are more corn based ingredients than actual meat in those things by a long shot.[/quote]

Edit: I am really curious how you were so sure about the ingredients without ever looking it up.

From Chicken McNuggets - Wikipedia

Ingredients

As of October 9, 2010, the ingredients are as follows: Chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates. Battered and breaded with bleached wheat flour, water, wheat flour, modified food starch, salt, spices, wheat gluten, paprika, dextrose (sugar), yeast, garlic powder, rosemary, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and cottonseed oil with mono- and diglycerides, leavening (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, ammonium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate), natural flavor (plant source) with extractives of paprika. Fried in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness). Dimethylpolysiloxane, a silicone derivative[4] is added as an antifoaming agent.[5] McDonald’s ingredients can vary outside of the United States.

[quote]debraD wrote:

Ingredients

natural flavor (plant source) with extractives of paprika.[/quote]

Practically health food.

Natural selection at its finest.

CS

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
I like how the author gave advise on how to cut back on feeding your kids nuggets.
But left out the real golden nugget of advice to “STOP f**king eating them!!”
I want a pic of the girl. WHat does a 17yr old with a solid life diet of chicken nuggets look like?
Vegans and veg nuts are gona have a field day with this [/quote]

Actually I’m pretty sure there are more corn based ingredients than actual meat in those things by a long shot.[/quote]

Edit: I am really curious how you were so sure about the ingredients without ever looking it up.

From Chicken McNuggets - Wikipedia

Ingredients

As of October 9, 2010, the ingredients are as follows: Chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates. Battered and breaded with bleached wheat flour, water, wheat flour, modified food starch, salt, spices, wheat gluten, paprika, dextrose (sugar), yeast, garlic powder, rosemary, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and cottonseed oil with mono- and diglycerides, leavening (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, ammonium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate), natural flavor (plant source) with extractives of paprika. Fried in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness). Dimethylpolysiloxane, a silicone derivative[4] is added as an antifoaming agent.[5] McDonald’s ingredients can vary outside of the United States.[/quote]

Guess that’s what I get for not researching first. Was I while ago I read someplace that all the binders and coatings and all that were a lot of corn products, aside from the chickens being fed mostly corn. Not sure it’s any better that they’re mostly wheat, fat and mechanically separated chicken. I’ll still stay the hell away from them.

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
I like how the author gave advise on how to cut back on feeding your kids nuggets.
But left out the real golden nugget of advice to “STOP f**king eating them!!”
I want a pic of the girl. WHat does a 17yr old with a solid life diet of chicken nuggets look like?
Vegans and veg nuts are gona have a field day with this [/quote]

Actually I’m pretty sure there are more corn based ingredients than actual meat in those things by a long shot.[/quote]

Edit: I am really curious how you were so sure about the ingredients without ever looking it up.

From Chicken McNuggets - Wikipedia

Ingredients

As of October 9, 2010, the ingredients are as follows: Chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates. Battered and breaded with bleached wheat flour, water, wheat flour, modified food starch, salt, spices, wheat gluten, paprika, dextrose (sugar), yeast, garlic powder, rosemary, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and cottonseed oil with mono- and diglycerides, leavening (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, ammonium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate), natural flavor (plant source) with extractives of paprika. Fried in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness). Dimethylpolysiloxane, a silicone derivative[4] is added as an antifoaming agent.[5] McDonald’s ingredients can vary outside of the United States.[/quote]

Guess that’s what I get for not researching first. Was I while ago I read someplace that all the binders and coatings and all that were a lot of corn products, aside from the chickens being fed mostly corn. Not sure it’s any better that they’re mostly wheat, fat and mechanically separated chicken. I’ll still stay the hell away from them.[/quote]

I’d say the wheat is negligible but fatty and salty for sure and not exactly healthy :stuck_out_tongue: But not as bad as people make them out to be IMO.

But I only picked on your post because I hear people say a lot of crazy things about what is and what isn’t in McDonald’s food that is often false. I was recently told that the eggs in McMuffins weren’t real eggs, which is just silly.

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
I like how the author gave advise on how to cut back on feeding your kids nuggets.
But left out the real golden nugget of advice to “STOP f**king eating them!!”
I want a pic of the girl. WHat does a 17yr old with a solid life diet of chicken nuggets look like?
Vegans and veg nuts are gona have a field day with this [/quote]

Actually I’m pretty sure there are more corn based ingredients than actual meat in those things by a long shot.[/quote]

Edit: I am really curious how you were so sure about the ingredients without ever looking it up.

From Chicken McNuggets - Wikipedia

Ingredients

As of October 9, 2010, the ingredients are as follows: Chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates. Battered and breaded with bleached wheat flour, water, wheat flour, modified food starch, salt, spices, wheat gluten, paprika, dextrose (sugar), yeast, garlic powder, rosemary, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and cottonseed oil with mono- and diglycerides, leavening (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, ammonium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate), natural flavor (plant source) with extractives of paprika. Fried in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness). Dimethylpolysiloxane, a silicone derivative[4] is added as an antifoaming agent.[5] McDonald’s ingredients can vary outside of the United States.[/quote]

Guess that’s what I get for not researching first. Was I while ago I read someplace that all the binders and coatings and all that were a lot of corn products, aside from the chickens being fed mostly corn. Not sure it’s any better that they’re mostly wheat, fat and mechanically separated chicken. I’ll still stay the hell away from them.[/quote]

The Omnivore’s Dilemma.

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:

[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
I like how the author gave advise on how to cut back on feeding your kids nuggets.
But left out the real golden nugget of advice to “STOP f**king eating them!!”
I want a pic of the girl. WHat does a 17yr old with a solid life diet of chicken nuggets look like?
Vegans and veg nuts are gona have a field day with this [/quote]

Actually I’m pretty sure there are more corn based ingredients than actual meat in those things by a long shot.[/quote]

Edit: I am really curious how you were so sure about the ingredients without ever looking it up.

From Chicken McNuggets - Wikipedia

Ingredients

As of October 9, 2010, the ingredients are as follows: Chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates. Battered and breaded with bleached wheat flour, water, wheat flour, modified food starch, salt, spices, wheat gluten, paprika, dextrose (sugar), yeast, garlic powder, rosemary, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and cottonseed oil with mono- and diglycerides, leavening (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, ammonium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate), natural flavor (plant source) with extractives of paprika. Fried in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness). Dimethylpolysiloxane, a silicone derivative[4] is added as an antifoaming agent.[5] McDonald’s ingredients can vary outside of the United States.[/quote]

Mc Donalds is way advanced, they have food groups I did not know existed…

i would def do chicken nugget chick

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i would def do chicken nugget chick[/quote]

Okay HM who would you not do?

In Scotland the term ‘nugget’ is often given to those who seem idiotic.

Ergo “She’s a fucking nugget!” is completely appropriate here.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i would def do chicken nugget chick[/quote]

Okay HM who would you not do?[/quote]

Holy fuck…where does she keep her intenstines? =/ You’re a doc, man…tell us!