135-Pounder's Manly Deed

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
He isn’t alone. I have noticed a lot of smaller guys act this way in the gym. I could be going to the water fountain while they could be walking in the other direction. They will purposely walk directly into you as if they are daring you to push them out of the way. That only leaves you the choice of walking in a ridiculous semi-circle to avoid this head on collision or forever be seen as the bad guy for bumping into someone much smaller. It’s only now that I wonder if this same scene is playing out in their heads. I also don’t see many jumping out of the way of investment bankers simply because they are in a suit.[/quote]

This is when you need to learn some learned cluelessness. See them, but don’t seem to see them if you get what I mean. Then by accident walk into them, knock them down and profusely apologize for your clumsiness, hahaha!

I did this by accident on some bastard kids once. It was funny. Some little monster was running around being a little terror and I bent over to get something from a low shelf right when he was running by. He collided with my ass and went flying. the mom apologized to me and gave the little idiot a well needed yelling at for running into the nice man, hahaha!

This will work with teenaged wife beater wearing tough guys also. The trick is to make it seem like you just didn’t notice. Don’t be surprised if you get an apology as opposed to a why weren’t you watching.

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[quote]tom63 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
He isn’t alone. I have noticed a lot of smaller guys act this way in the gym. I could be going to the water fountain while they could be walking in the other direction. They will purposely walk directly into you as if they are daring you to push them out of the way. That only leaves you the choice of walking in a ridiculous semi-circle to avoid this head on collision or forever be seen as the bad guy for bumping into someone much smaller. It’s only now that I wonder if this same scene is playing out in their heads. I also don’t see many jumping out of the way of investment bankers simply because they are in a suit.

This is when you need to learn some learned cluelessness. See them, but don’t seem to see them if you get what I mean. Then by accident walk into them, knock them down and profusely apologize for your clumsiness, hahaha!

I did this by accident on some bastard kids once. It was funny. Some little monster was running around being a little terror and I bent over to get something from a low shelf right when he was running by. He collided with my ass and went flying. the mom apologized to me and gave the little idiot a well needed yelling at for running into the nice man, hahaha!

This will work with teenaged wife beater wearing tough guys also. The trick is to make it seem like you just didn’t notice. Don’t be surprised if you get an apology as opposed to a why weren’t you watching.
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Now, I’m alittle guy,cutting even more weight for pling. This has happened to me before. We named the kid “buttercup” or “muffintops” he is the posterboy for people who spandex wearing should be a crime for. and his 3 layers of muffintopyness theat shows through his extra tight shirt make me sick. WE alwasy get good laughs from this kid. To him showing similar asshats how did deadlift with more spinal roundng then I can even try to do.

Well walking to the locker one day, I heard this kid was teling people how much strogner he is then me, ect, ect. (kid benches 110 at 190 with a spot, doesn’t do legs, maxes 225 with the shittiest most dangerous deadlift ever). I see him walking straight at me. I don’t move, kid takes a shoulder and hits a wall (didn’t even push him). Kid looks at the ground, appologizes and keeps going. My friends were laughing so hard.It seems assholeish and he got the nicknames after this event took place because of how he lacks any type of strength.

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[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
tom63 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
He isn’t alone. I have noticed a lot of smaller guys act this way in the gym. I could be going to the water fountain while they could be walking in the other direction. They will purposely walk directly into you as if they are daring you to push them out of the way. That only leaves you the choice of walking in a ridiculous semi-circle to avoid this head on collision or forever be seen as the bad guy for bumping into someone much smaller. It’s only now that I wonder if this same scene is playing out in their heads. I also don’t see many jumping out of the way of investment bankers simply because they are in a suit.

This is when you need to learn some learned cluelessness. See them, but don’t seem to see them if you get what I mean. Then by accident walk into them, knock them down and profusely apologize for your clumsiness, hahaha!

I did this by accident on some bastard kids once. It was funny. Some little monster was running around being a little terror and I bent over to get something from a low shelf right when he was running by. He collided with my ass and went flying. the mom apologized to me and gave the little idiot a well needed yelling at for running into the nice man, hahaha!

This will work with teenaged wife beater wearing tough guys also. The trick is to make it seem like you just didn’t notice. Don’t be surprised if you get an apology as opposed to a why weren’t you watching.

Now, I’m alittle guy,cutting even more weight for pling. This has happened to me before. We named the kid “buttercup” or “muffintops” he is the posterboy for people who spandex wearing should be a crime for. and his 3 layers of muffintopyness theat shows through his extra tight shirt make me sick. WE alwasy get good laughs from this kid. To him showing similar asshats how did deadlift with more spinal roundng then I can even try to do. Well walking to the locker one day, I heard this kid was teling people how much strogner he is then me, ect, ect. (kid benches 110 at 190 with a spot, doesn’t do legs, maxes 225 with the shittiest most dangerous deadlift ever). I see him walking straight at me. I don’t move, kid takes a shoulder and hits a wall (didn’t even push him). Kid looks at the ground, appologizes and keeps going. My friends were laughing so hard.It seems assholeish and he got the nicknames after this event took place because of how he lacks any type of strength.[/quote]

I don’t believe in being a bully, but a little I didn’t see you oops sorry is all it takes. it’s just good of them. It prevents an actual asshole from cleaning their clock for real.

Here’s another good one. I was about 140 pounds when I was 19. I was powerlifting at the time and it did a lot for both my strength and speed. Believe it or not,while I was close to the smallest guy in our pickup tackle games, I was also the fastest and strongest guy there. Most guys were 18-25 or so. There was one fellow who was 16 that showed up. He was pretty quick and was hurting us for a little.

He was every all pro NFL receiver, shooting his mouth off, trash talking, etc. Our team captain told me to handle it. I covered him on the next play. I played about 9 yards back respecting his awesome speed and ability. He ran about 3 yards from the line stopped and waved for the ball. The QB of course, threw the ball to him and I took off. I hit him a split second after he caught it. The kid did hold on which was impressive.

It took him a few minutes to get up and he kind of staggered back to the huddle. His own teammates were practically pissing themselves laughing at this. I think they asked him if it was worth it for 3 yards.

After that he was just a kid playing ball. I don’t think he said a word and tried his best. I think he sort of had a few drops afte rthat, hahaha!

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[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:

I also like how he chooses to use large words when smaller words would suffice. That kid’s funny.[/quote]

So he has the arrogance and the estrogen levels of Susan Sontag.

Sadly I know the type, there is a kid in my school who acts and speaks with the same level of arrogance. Although when he uses larger words he often pronounces it wrong or uses the wrong word and ends up looking like the idiot he is.

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[quote]JoeG254 wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:

I also like how he chooses to use large words when smaller words would suffice. That kid’s funny.

So he has the arrogance and the estrogen levels of Susan Sontag.

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When has being a whiny little bitch become the height of manliness? hahaha!

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arrogant, ignorant fool. Severely lacking in manners and a concept of social dynamics.

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[quote]ghost wrote:
arrogant, ignorant fool. Severely lacking in manners and a concept of social dynamics.[/quote]

Exactly. Some people are nice and do have manners. It might seem weird for some to talk about guns and concealed carry laws and ethics, but manners are important in that regard. Another thing is guys that carry guns have and should have a heightened sense of awareness and are used to clueless assholes walking like dumbshits.

I see people all the time walk around with no regard for others. so should guys like me shoot them to have a more orderly society? Or should we politely smile and total be the bitch male and let these guys think they’re such tough guys, hahaha!

Guys like me are trained to pay attention because we are interested in staying away from trouble, not trained to be a tough guy to impress Armani wearing nonsense silly asses.

Another reason why guys like me don’t go all whoop ass Alpha Male on everyone is that I own a small business in a small town and everyone might eventually decide to give me money, haha! One patient of mine who ended up being a good friend brought over 100,000.00 dollars worth of business to me. He would remind you of a Joe Dirt kind of guy. So I could have proved all my alpha maleness and not earned a living, hahaha! And not met a good friend.

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Not pictured: Football players, damsels in distress and others with whom you imagined interaction.

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The Internet: empowering vaguely effeminate underweight men with an excellent sense of style everywhere.

And remember to be careful of those college football players; some of them might not be hammered into submission by your hazel eyes and high cheekbones. Even the black ones.

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[quote]LUEshi wrote:
The Internet: empowering vaguely effeminate underweight men with an excellent sense of style everywhere.

And remember to be careful of those college football players; some of them might not be hammered into submission by your hazel eyes and high cheekbones. Even the black ones.[/quote]

Well he is supercool you know. He has scared the American negro! and one who plays football no doubt!

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“Even if I did ruin my clothes, I would still have my large dreamy hazel-green eyes, fleshly biteable lips, and high striking cheekbones. A flap of the butterfly’s wings might send filthy sludge from the curb to my pant legs, but no fleeting misfortune could rob me of my pretty face.”

Remember the scene from Fight Club when Ed Norton is pounding the shit out of the blond pretty boy? That scene flitted through my mind as I read this passage.

It’s guys like these that give faggots a bad name.

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What happens when the eloquent, intelligent, handsome, well-dressed man-who happens to be a lean 230 lbs-is walking toward our intellectual hamster here in the cafeteria?

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[quote]Stronghold wrote:
What happens when the eloquent, intelligent, handsome, well-dressed man-who happens to be a lean 230 lbs-is walking toward our intellectual hamster here in the cafeteria?
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I posted on his blog about this. Sad to say he didn’t let it through. I’m a little guy but and I know my place, this fuck should learn his. btw I posted again, we’ll see if he lets it through.

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Strangely enough, my post wasn’t allowed through either.

Maybe my words were too big for him.

Or maybe my comment that he reads too much Bret Easton Ellis cut just a little too deep.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
Strangely enough, my post wasn’t allowed through either.

Maybe my words were too big for him.

Or maybe my comment that he reads too much Bret Easton Ellis cut just a little too deep.[/quote]

Now that’s funny!

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He’s baiting lifters again, this time in the footnote of a movie review:

“There may be ways to mitigate this in real life: try to bias kids to hang out with same-sex friends of similar attractiveness (if female) or of similar dominance (if male). Males do so naturally, by forming coalitions of similarly ranked individuals – nerds and gym rats near the bottom, scholar-athletes near the top, and so on.”

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I lift weights so I don’t weigh 135. [/quote]

I lift weights so I can weigh more than 200lbs. I don’t want to be skinny, nor am I a (cocky) shit head of a guy.

I don’t understand why this guy wants to tell people about doing this ‘good deed’. Is it supposed to make him feel better, and allow him to sleep better at night. I do this kind of shit some times (little things), but I don’t rave about it on the internet, or even to my friends. Its a natural friendly thing to do.

And anyway, what kind of a woman would be interested in someone who weights 135lbs. A child, thats who…

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I got a about halfway through before my eyelids started to get heavy. Lots of words, not much meaning. Whatever point the guy is trying to make, I’m sure it doesn’t make much sense.

The part about the girl flipping her hair and all that crap was kind of funny. “Yeah, she acknowledged my presence, she totally wants me.” Dumbass.

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[quote]2lb Monkey wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
I lift weights so I don’t weigh 135.

I lift weights so I can weigh more than 200lbs. I don’t want to be skinny, nor am I a (cocky) shit head of a guy.

I don’t understand why this guy wants to tell people about doing this ‘good deed’. Is it supposed to make him feel better, and allow him to sleep better at night. I do this kind of shit some times (little things), but I don’t rave about it on the internet, or even to my friends. Its a natural friendly thing to do.

And anyway, what kind of a woman would be interested in someone who weights 135lbs. A child, thats who…[/quote]

I always thought blogs were self indulgent tripe. It’s girl look at me stuff.

I could see if you are an important type that people might want to read about, but come on. We’re not all that special.I might like to read say, Peyton Manning’s blog, since I find him interesting, but not some average douche who likes to hear himself talk.

When I want to talk, I go to the gun store and hang out with a certain group of guys and shoot the breeze. We’ll talk cars, girls, guns, weights, food, whatever. We like hearing what the other guys say and think and so on.

But it’s just bullshitting, nothing more.

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What channel is the DSRL going to be on? I saw it on a commercial and it said peyton and eli are going to be competing. It seems like a waste if they cant play football and do that too.