[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Kuz wrote:
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.
Flag football. Young bucks vs old geezers. Winner take all.
All you old goats best bring your Ensure and your spare hips.
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The spare hips will already supplied from the fresh young men at the game, as they will be ripped from their beaten bodies afterwards.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Kuz wrote:
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.
Flag football. Young bucks vs old geezers. Winner take all.
All you old goats best bring your Ensure and your spare hips.
The spare hips will already supplied from the fresh young men at the game, as they will be ripped from their beaten bodies afterwards.
Will there be beer?[/quote]
There will indeed be beer. Weāll take it from the cold dead hands of all these youngsters after theyāve had too much to drink (1 or 2 pints) and weāve beaten them into the ground.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Kuz wrote:
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.
Flag football. Young bucks vs old geezers. Winner take all.
All you old goats best bring your Ensure and your spare hips.
The spare hips will already supplied from the fresh young men at the game, as they will be ripped from their beaten bodies afterwards.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Kuz wrote:
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.
Flag football. Young bucks vs old geezers. Winner take all.
All you old goats best bring your Ensure and your spare hips.
The spare hips will already supplied from the fresh young men at the game, as they will be ripped from their beaten bodies afterwards.
Will there be beer?
Sure. Loser buys. (Bring your wallet)
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where are we going to drink it? Youāre not old enough to drink, and you have to be in before dark.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Kuz wrote:
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.
Flag football. Young bucks vs old geezers. Winner take all.
All you old goats best bring your Ensure and your spare hips.
The spare hips will already supplied from the fresh young men at the game, as they will be ripped from their beaten bodies afterwards.
Will there be beer?
Sure. Loser buys. (Bring your wallet)
where are we going to drink it? Youāre not old enough to drink, and you have to be in before dark.[/quote]
You do have a point there. Itās hard to make fun of the old people in the bar when you are buying me pitchers.
What is the age cut off? Itās starting to look like you old timers vastly out number us young punks. Which is fine, Iām just saying itās hard to play line backer, safety, and cornerback all at the same time.
Iām gonna say if you are under 30, that puts you on the winning team, which would be my team.
[quote]Renton wrote:
imhungry wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Kuz wrote:
I demand that a Wol vs. Geezers battle be part of the potential DC/Maryland area seminar. We can then follow it up with a PowerPoint presentation by Push on Age and Treachery: The Finer Points.
Flag football. Young bucks vs old geezers. Winner take all.
All you old goats best bring your Ensure and your spare hips.
The spare hips will already supplied from the fresh young men at the game, as they will be ripped from their beaten bodies afterwards.
Will there be beer?
There will indeed be beer. Weāll take it from the cold dead hands of all these youngsters after theyāve had too much to drink (1 or 2 pints) and weāve beaten them into the ground.[/quote]
Then we will promply pee on them to show our dominance, and mark our territory.
Whatās with this flag football crap? I was thinking more along the lines of Thunder Dome to settle this. Our treachery will be an even bigger benefit for that than flag football. Old man with chain saw vs kid with hip breaking bat.
[quote]sjoconn wrote:
Whatās with this flag football crap? I was thinking more along the lines of Thunder Dome to settle this. Our treachery will be an even bigger benefit for that than flag football. Old man with chain saw vs kid with hip breaking bat.[/quote]
Winner: First dibs on any of the T-Vixens that show up.
Iām gonna run you old people into the ground. Iāll juke Push out of his huggies, Iāll pull a spin move on Renton that will shatter bones, and SjoConnā¦Iāll throw a lateral to my teammate.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Team Young N Healthy
VS
Team Old N Busted
Loser: Buys the beer.
Winner: First dibs on any of the T-Vixens that show up.
Iām gonna run you old people into the ground. Iāll juke Push out of his huggies, Iāll pull a spin move on Renton that will shatter bones, and SjoConnā¦Iāll throw a lateral to my teammate and right after that Iāll be really hungry so Iāll ask my nanny to fix me my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and milk.
Then Iāll go back to my room and play with my toy soldiers some more until itās time for my nap.
Why didnāt include the entire post the first time, WB?
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First of all, do NOT knock peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with milk. Thatās good eating.
Second of all, theyāre called action figures and naps are the bomb.
Lastly, I didnāt include because thatās what WolBarret does on his personal time. I donāt tell everyone about you getting your diaper changed and your arguments with the toaster that you believe is a TV.
PB&J is my pre-meet, post weigh-in ritual. The J has to be strawberry jam - no actual jelly, eww.
Not sure if I am a geezer yet - I have about 1/2 a year before I hit 29.9 (a/k/a 30). Regardless, Iāll kick everyoneās asses, or at least buy enough liquor that you feel like I kicked your ass the next morning.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
First of all, do NOT knock peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with milk. Thatās good eating.
I didnāt knock 'em at all. The pics you sent me of yourself from last month with the milk dribbling down your chin in your high chair were simply adorable.
Second of all, theyāre called action figures and naps are the bomb.
You just make sure you treat your Push action figure with all the respect it deservesā¦and then someā¦and then some more.
Lastly, I didnāt include because thatās what WolBarret does on his personal time. I donāt tell everyone about you getting your diaper changed and your arguments with the toaster that you believe is a TV.
If you saw who was changing my diaper youād be in on the gig too. I quit arguing with the toaster last week cuz Iāve been showing up on the Pol forum again after a sabbatical.
(BTW, I got an awesome BJ in my boat out on the lake today by the most beautiful woman in the world while you were playing with your action figures)[/quote]
I donāt know whatās worse. The BJ on the boat or the fact that you have a boat.
